Show Him The Fruits

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A bas l'état - bas l'état policier, a bas l'état policier!

(A french protest song, it says : down with the police state)

@toyo6900 @recklessfuture001 and anyone who wants to jump in

reblog w the song lyrics in your head NOW. either stuck in yr head or what yr listening to

I had a nightmare where americans also measured time differently

BREAKING NEWS the workers at a McDonald's outside of New Augusta, Mississippi have offered their shift leader a laurel crown, hailing and acclaiming her as Caesar, Augustus, and Imperator. We go now live to McDonald's corporate headquarters where the CEO prepares his legions for civil war

DAY 15

GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15

so "incubus" means someone who lies on top of something, and "succubus" means someone who lies underneath something, and the former also turns up in the word "incubate", which means to lie on top of an egg. To ensure closure we could therefore posit an analogous term "succubate", which would be something like this:

he is succubating.

Based on a painful overheard discussion at the store (”and then when they’re done boiling, I add a little salt to the carrots and maybe put pepper out in case anyone’s feeling spicy! My mom always served them like that!”), this needs to be said for whoever needs to hear it: you should be roasting and seasoning your vegetables, your family convincing you it is acceptable to boil them and serve them with only salt is a lie and a curse you are obligated to break.

ROAST AND SEASON YOUR VEGETABLES.

Boiling them pulls nutrients out that you then pour down the fucking drain, it drains away all the LITTLE TASTY SUGARS INSIDE, whereas roasting both LEAVES nutrients in and caramelizes the sugars into deliciousness.

ROAST YOUR VEGETABLES.

Boiling them is a crime, I don’t care who told you you needed to tolerate mushy unflavored vegetables, they were wrong, they lied to you, .

ROAST YOUR VEGETABLES AND FIND JOY.

Oil. Seasoning (NOT JUST SALT, SALT IS CONSIDERED DEFAULT). Minced garlic (buy the big pre-minced tubs if you don’t have time or physical ability and tell those saying you can’t to fuck off, no one should be denied the deliciousness of garlic). Shredded cheese if you want - Parmesan gets nice and golden. Mix. Roast at 400-425 until crispy. Maybe squeeze some lemon juice on it. Done.

ROAST

YOUR 

FUCKING

VEGETABLES.

GUESS WHAT? ALL THE VEGETABLES I THOUGHT SUCKED AS A KID WERE BOILED. YOU KNOW WHAT’S DELICIOUS NOW? CARROTS. CORN. TOMATOES. FUCKING ASPARAGUS. GODDAMN PARMESAN ROASTED CAULIFLOWER. I HAVE NEVER MET A VEGETABLE NOT IMPROVED BY ROASTING. YOU DO NOT HAVE TO LIVE LIKE THIS ANYMORE.

ROAST YOUR VEGETABLES AND BREAK FREE.

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I would say, count the price of the bread, the price of the cigarette, and the time it took to record and edit the video and audio ( at or above minimum wage for your area).

So if it took 30 minutes, around 6 or 7 euros.

How. Much money. Especially for sound. Of the bread. Please I'm so curious now.

Followers, how much do you think would be fair payment to demand for a video (especially for sound) of me burning a slice of bread, lighting a cigarette off it, and smoking it?