It's it the 30th SPECIFICALLY? Cause if it's the first time she "turns 30" that's a tiny bit understandable. #inbadtaste though
My uncle's 30 y/o wife has made my grandparents throw her a birthday party like she's 8. There's star wars themed tablecloths decorations everything. Thank the stars I have a migraine so I have an excuse not to deal with this
Skywings have a deep rumbling that means something similar, due to the larger lungs they have. Seawings have a barking laugh, like a seal
I imagine IceWings and SandWings as being quite similar, the only real difference being one lives in the cold and the other the heat. They're the only two tribes that purr.
Wait her middle name is TAMARA?
Roooosarrjeurosjddj why does the WoF merch look so buttcheek ๐๐ my personal theory is some1 from Scholastic who's never actually read the books made the designs ewwww
So, she's perfect? Like not exaggerating even a little bit?
Horseshoe the SeaWing
Horseshoe is a six year old (about 16 in human years) SeaWing aristocrat. She lives with her father, niece, and brothers in a large home carved out of the side of the Deep Palace trench. She doesn't know it yet, but she's a transmasc paragirl.
When she was unhatched and her elder brother Calypso was six, their parents split up and their mother Seaglass fabricated a story about their father Softshell supporting Blaze in the war before running away with her dragonets. Two years later, after the Blaze thing was disproven and Softshell was released, a Scorpion Den assassin was hired to kill him and cancelled last-minute. Seaglass then abandoned her dragonets and disappeared, leaving Horseshoe with a deep fear of being abandoned once she was older. The dragonets were eventually found and returned to their father.
Horseshoe's pretty isolated. Most nobles avoid her family due to them being so closely related to ex-King Gill and/or the old scandal, and most commoners are too intimidated by their status, so Horseshoe never really had anyone to play with when she was younger. Calypso was off in the war, and her other siblings hadn't been adopted yet. Now, Horseshoe is naive, out-of-touch, and at times unintentionally inconsiderate.
When a pair of SeaWing hybrids with no knowledge of SeaWing society are sent to live near her to "reconnect with their heritage", Horseshoe immediately jumps at the opportunity to meet someone who doesn't care about status or old scandals.
She's bubbly, honest, kind, and means well. She's also very trusting, self-centered, and has no knowledge of lying to avoid hurting others' feelings. She despises wearing this much jewelry, and hates parties even more because her father forces even more necklaces and earrings and such on her. When her and her new friends run off, she pretty much instantly stops wearing it.
That's definitely a red flag
Badum tisss
Dies
Thinking about the Confederate States of America flag on someone's license plate a 6 minute drive from my house
I like pitviper for reasons of color and symbolism. Pink lemonade feels like jambu ship material
Should I be working on my fursuit? Yes. But will I eat mato soup and draw Orca au and Pinklemonade art, also yes
THEY'RE PERFECT
blue would absolutely just be an antenna poking out from the bottom of the pile of he was there
frickin sunlowket!! they're going to bed that's y cricket has no glasses. cricket is supposed to have a split jaw like clear my sight intended
still working on that fic
But blue makes sense when you consider that some scorpions flouresce blue under uv light!
I love ocs with non canon colors. Especially when theyโre extremely non canon like a blue SandWing. Everyone share your non canon color dragons plsss
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I've pulled off a 77%. I'm sure this came from knowing nothing about half the questions
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Can't wait to read it and cheer
cant wait to write the orca lives au !!
Maybe other powerful ocean weather, like squalls, or cyclones. Typhoon is my favorite of these.
character named after tsunami because she's a DoD and royal and I hc SeaWings as being OBSESSED with their royalty to an unhealthy degree so there's a lot of anemones and corals and tsunamis running around