jurgen leitner needs to come back in protocol so he can get beaten to death by another bouchard
Jon and Martin waking up after mag 200
Canary. I have so many emotions about that it’s a FUCKING canary.
they are giving us. A fucking canary. You know, the warning sign for miners to get out as fast as possible when it dies. To not go deeper. To not keep going. In episode ONE (1). It goes into the magnus institute.And it dies.
“Canaries should stay above ground”
Something something anglerfish luring us in, something something canary dying, telling us to GET THE HELL OUT.
—except that.
It’s also a RED Canary. You know what that reminds me of? A red herring.
sam “oh the magnus institute? such a blast from the past” khalid BETTER fucking soon deliver on that. what was that mister. what horrors are in your past. which leitner volume traumatized you.
sorry about your boyfriend. yeah he’s trapped in windows 95. you are also trapped in windows 95
OK, folks. Here we go.
The first words I ever spoke into my first microphone as a test were the opening lines of MAG 1.
That was nearly three years ago.
The fact I now get to perform words written for me as Gwendolyn Bouchard still makes my head spin a little, and I am endlessly grateful to everyone who has made it possible. Believe me, it really is quite something (and so is this show).
So come along, if you like. Have a listen (or a read). Open the Door*. I promise as far as I humanly can that it will be worth it. 👁
*not to undercut the drama, but I actually mean the link I'll be posting at around 4pm GMT. From that point, TMagP will be available wherever you get your podcasts and I will never know peace again. ❤️
Jonathan archivist sims being the default text to speech voice in the magnus protocol universe is so fucking funny to me. Imagine downloading bonzi buddy for a laugh and the funny purple monkey starts reciting your home address and credit card number in the voice of god himself
Burying your gays is old news. In 2024 we're computerizing your gays
OOOH the way Martin's voice gradually goes from robotic to the dramatic statement reading voice we all know and love
The Magnus Protocol is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill and licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International License. The series is created by Jonathan Sims and Alexander J Newall, and directed by Alexander J Newall.
praying that the magnus protocol will be even gayer and transer than the magnus archives. amen
epic predictions for magnus protocol tomorrow
made one of these for tma a ffew yyears ago
oh dear god they just magnused that poor man's archives
THE TMA THEME IN THE BACK OF THE INSTITUTE SPELUNKING STATEMENT AAAAAA
The "jump scare" warnings in the show notes were for alex and jonny's voices and the tma theme tune playing in the Magnus Institute statement
The Magnus fandom returning from the dead three years later for 90 more Magnus Thursdays
happy the magnus protocol eve make sure to leave out milk and cookies for the Horrors
You have the kind of penis autism that causes delusions. You see women where there are no women. Get help.
alright so you’re most likely a radfem who’s mad at me because i said to stop pretending like you’re the victim when a trans woman gets mad at you for attacking them. but holy shit this ask is baffling. penis autism. huh.
“sorry for spam liking” i cannot imagine caring about that
t4t couple kissing sloppy style for free hrt
dracula is defeated by 1) autism, 2) true love, and 3) incredible violence, and the fact that this isn’t the mainstream understanding of dracula in pop culture is a fucking travesty
Every single odd number has an “e” in it.
graph of what being hungry is like with adhd
you punch nazis!
(requested by anonymous)
Reblog to give an asexual a treat
Do you ever close the tumblr app because it is boring and you don't want to anymore, just to look at your phonescreen like oohhh tumblr I like that and open it and nothing changed :) yeahhh
for MAG 88 fans