I'm Stuck In Hermitcraft Right Now With Jimmy, And My Only Transportation Is.....

I think C! Scott should eat people and be in love

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I had a feeling the smell had something to do with you...

pretty sure Scar mentioned something about your hair/you smelling like waffles in wild life. so theres that!

DID HE?

suppose he would know, though we all shared the bamboozler’s bed so i’m not sure how he knew it was me…

but that answers that @lizzies-mailbox !

@jimmys-mailbox no comment

looking back on it, Wild Life was really about proving that Jimmy Solidarity will fuck your wife and hit on your husband

[ the crow descends with a caw, plopping the mail directly into lizzie's hands. it blinks at her, a strange look in its beady little eyes, before swooping to rest upon her head. the letter is clearly of importance. ]

hello, miss lizzie - i'm honestly a litle panicked while writing this. you see, i was contacting a friend of mine - martyn, i think you know him - and he mentioned to me that he wasn't doing very well, but then refused to elaborate. unfortunately, due to peculiar circumstances, i'm unable to travel to his world to try and ask him what's going on, and i'm afraid for his mental health. could you try and maybe see him or get in contact with him, to see what's going on?

sincerely,

some guy.

[ there are no doodles attached. unfortunately, this means business. ]

@sincerely-some-guy

[She smiled as she saw the crow, running her hand over it's back before opening the letter. Her smile slowly dropped the further she got, and she hastily began to write a response, her handwriting neat yet obviously rushed.]

You're right, I know who that is. I'd heard a little from Ren, but I didn't think it was quite this bad. I'll be heading over with Jimmy soon. Thank you for informing me. Oceans blessings, Lizzie [There is also a lack of doodles, sadly yet understandably.]

I'm not sure where he got them, or how he got them to look like us...but it's pretty cool!

It's been a bit eventful replying to these letters, I've gotten much more than I expected! It's nice though, I missed talking to people.

Hello!

Hello everybody, I'm LDshadowlady also known as Lizzie! I was recently gifted a mailbox from Etho, so I decided to put it to good use. I've been a bit bored over here all alone, so feel free to ask questions or simply say hello and tell me about your day! Affiliated blogs: @joels-mailbox @grians-mailbox @docs-mailbox @scotts-mailbox @jimmys-mailbox @ethos-mailbox @mumbos-mailbox @pearls-mailbox

[This blog is NOT the real LDshadowlady, it's simply a fun little rp blog. I'm Luanne, the moderator of this blog, and I use He/They/Sea. I haven't watched every single series, but I've seen a good amount, as well as I've been watching Lizzie for 6 years now. For convenience purposes, I'm treating this as if Lizzie remembers everything. NSFW asks are allowed but not recommended, as I will not answer if it makes me uncomfortable. The only ship that will mostly be mentioned here is Jizzie, but it won't be the main focus of the blog.] [This is the moderator speaking] This is Lizzie speaking (Colors do not apply)

in rizzsters we trust

Twirls my hair kicks my feet bites my nails flutters my eyelashes what could you possibly mean? :J

Jimmy who is it Jimmy. Who is it

Everyone I am thinking of is probably infinitely worse. Who is it Jim

i have no idea what you're talking about.

lizzie i am going to murder you when you wake up.

I won't say anything, but I know who.

If Joel sucks, who’s the best kisser you’ve kissed?

- 🌙

i am not answering that

ANON I LOVE YOU FOR THIS

hey scar

when r u going to confess ur love for me so we can start dating alr

-grian

@grians-mailbox ??????????????? dude you're never escaping the gay allegations after this one

[WHAT IN THE SCARIAN SCANDAL,,,]

Sigh.... I am under the oath of the gay best friend. I guess I'll try to let Joel let you in the car with us. (HURRY UP AND GET IN BEFORE HE CHANGES HIS MIND LETS GO RUN OVER STRAIGHT WHITE MEN)

It's the finale of the next life series. There are only a handful of people left. The Winners Soulmate theory must be true, right? Etho takes a deep breath and catalogues his opponents. He sharpens his sword and reads the death messages in the chat. Something rustles behind him. Etho turns around. It's LDShadowLady with a gun. She shoots him off the edge of the cliff and his body falls dramatically and gracefully over the edge, hitting the last two people left and killing them on impact. Lizzie cheers. Shen then immediately falls off the same cliff by complete accident. She wakes up in the Winners realm, inside a car, and blinks. "Lizzie," Joel tears up next too her in the drivers seat. "Do you want to run the other Winners over in a car for all eternity with me?" Lizzie tears up and says yes. They drive off into the sunset and immediately hit Scott Smajor