Hozier Released A New Song Called Swan Upon Leda. This Is A Very Important Song That Everyone Must Listen

Yeah ngl at this point it literally feels like my man Hozier needs to release a prerequisite reading list for every song he writes.

Coming back to tumblr and trying to unrepress my memories from when i was like 14 to relearn how to communicate with all you heathens

i think it's so fun that "damn" is such a casual curse word now that it's basically become divorced completely from its original meaning. like oops i dropped my phone, time to invoke the wrath of god about it in the most mildly annoyed tone of voice imaginable.

Personally, I prefer to call people from USA as “people from the states”. It isn’t perfect, as there are more than a single country called “united states”, but it annoys them and that’s enough for me.

it’s genuinely so funny to me every other language in the world has a word that means “usamerican” except english and this has apparently no implication whatsoever and we shouldn’t try to change that because “no other country in america calls themselves american” like. perhaps there’s a reason for that don’t you think

i wanna look punk, but i probably look like a music student

my worst fear is someone mistaking me for a dark academia person…

‘Temporary’ Names

Vet clinics often have litters of kittens to raise. Either they’re too young for a shelter, too sickly, or the clinic intends to adopt them out when they’re big enough. Whatever the reason, nurses often end up raising kittens and giving them ‘temporary’ names. 

The intention of these temporary names is that if you give the kitten a stupid name, you have something to call it other than ‘the middle black male’, but because it’s a stupid name you wont get emotionally attached and end up keeping it. Again. 

Which is how some nurses end up with cats that have names like ‘Flea bus’ and ‘Trash bag’. 

For people upset at the defenders of tomorrow

Chill it’s just an au that people are having fun with.

It’s no more “disrespectful” than any other au a fan has made. Like we gonna be mad at the coffee shop au’s next?The mermaid au’s?

You really out here thinking we could make a multimillion dollar animated reboot show?

i HAD to repost it

actual diary entry from when i was in 5th grade oh my god