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I hate it when that happens...
this website
OP: "Every respectable lion head has a rebellious butt."
MMMMMMMMMMM....
just saying... @differentcatcat
OMG! @differentcatcat
Hung out to dry..
Yeah
Murdermaus! Same expressions, yes?
Bank Vole/skogssork. Värmland, Sweden (April 6, 2024).
oh my god! the night blooming cirrus STINKS!!! and gives me near migraines!
love how florida has a penis plant that takes 15-16 years to mature and then at some point between may to july every year it will open and bloom for only two days and the phallic part will literally give off scorching heat at like 115°F with a strong fragrance at night
what the fuck
I want one!
Thank you Northman’s Fanpage!
@differentcatcat @askarsjustsoswedish @maxwell-demon
So lovably awkward? Well, yes…
Imdb.com
@differentcatcat @askarsjustsoswedish @maxwell-demon
Angela Landsbury eros?
#8 is Alex! Booya!
@differentcatcat @maxwell-demon @askarsjustsoswedish
Our sweet Alex taint got nary a thing wrong with him!
Taint Misbehavin’: The Gender-Neutral Tragedy of the Human Gooch
You’ve been lied to your entire life.
Not about taxes. Not about calories. Not even about the clitoris.
No — I’m talking about the taint.
That glorious, forgotten slab of flesh. That unclaimed demilitarized zone between the promised land and the chocolate factory. That thin, sweaty strip separating birth from exile.
Let’s set the record straight:
Women. Have. Taints.
And the fact that society pretends otherwise is the greatest act of anatomical erasure since we collectively agreed that “muffin top” was a nice term.
🧠 What Is a Taint?
Also known as:
The perineum (if you’re a doctor)
The gooch (if you’ve owned a PS2 and body odor)
The grundle (if you’ve ever dated a drummer)
The Devil’s Slip-N-Slide (if your festival record is sealed)
Technically:
“The perineum is the area between the genitals and the anus.”
But spiritually?
It’s the unspoken pause in God’s sentence. The hallway between the temple and the abyss. The place where gender, shame, and chafing meet.
🔍 Who Gets One?
Let me be clear:
Whether you’re packing heat or holding space, slanging meat or curating petals, carrying a baby cannon or a soft serve dispenser—
You. Have. A. Taint.
And if you’ve gone your entire life without realizing that, congrats: society’s gendered body-shame campaign worked.
😤 But Isn’t “Taint” a Male Word?
Historically? Sure.
“Taint” was born in locker rooms. Raised by Xbox parties. Educated in Reddit threads. And baptized in the sweat of men who didn’t understand the purpose of a washcloth.
It was linguistically colonized by testosterone.
But anatomically?
It was always co-ed.
🚺 The Untold History of the Female Taint
You think the patriarchy invented oppression?
No. The real villain is linguistic erasure.
Because while men gave their taints nicknames, stories, and occasional bar soap—
Women got radio silence.
Your undercarriage has been:
Ignored
Unlabeled
Uncelebrated
Unclaimed
You’ve spent years exfoliating your thighs and waxing your peach…
…but no one told you there’s a full-blown diplomatic zone beneath it.
A biological Bermuda Triangle. A tactile twilight zone.
Your taint.
📉 Let’s Break Down the Cultural Bias:
Body Part Coverage
Boobs Over - celebrated
Butts - Literally worshiped
Clitoris - Found in 1998
Labia - Misunderstood poetry
Taint - Ghosted
Why? Because it’s funny. And neutral. And sweaty.
You can’t put the taint in a perfume ad. You can’t put it on a billboard. So they buried it.
💀 What Makes the Taint Powerful?
Because it’s:
Genderless
Timeless
Politically neutral
Sensually charged
Biologically disrespected
It’s the only body part that:
Isn’t sexualized
Isn’t sacred
Isn’t politicized
Isn’t aestheticized
Isn’t protected
It just is.
Unbothered. Unbranded. Unapologetically indifferent.
And that makes it sacred.
📚 Linguistic Justice: Let’s Rename It Properly
Unisex taint aliases, rebranded for the equality era:
The Fleshbridge
The Forbidden Fajita™
Undercooch
The Sin Tundra
Devil’s Hallway
The Emotionless Alley
The Oathbreaker’s Strip
The Nether Yawn
Purgatory Patch
The Biblical Buffer Zone™
Choose your fighter. Reclaim your stripe. We’re not asking anymore.
🧼 Taint Hygiene: No Gender Exemptions
Let’s get raw.
Your taint:
Sweats like a liar in court
Collects funk like it’s in a blues band
Suffocates in yoga pants
Smells like the ghost of mistakes past if ignored too long
Male or female — it don’t matter.
Your taint will betray you unless:
You lather.
You exfoliate.
You show it the respect you pretend to give your “self-care routine.”
The taint is the final frontier of bodily respect. Ignore it, and it will out you in summer.
🧪 The Psychological Impact of Owning Your Gooch
Let me be dead serious.
When you finally accept your taint:
Your shame collapses.
Your ego softens.
Your sex becomes better.
Your humor becomes darker.
Your subconscious literally trusts you more.
Women who accept their taint become dangerous. Not because they’re wild — but because they’re free.
💥 The Taint Test: Feminist Edition
Ask your friend with the “Divine Feminine Energy” tattoo:
“Do women have a taint?”
“Can I call mine a gooch and still be empowered?”
“If you ignore your perineum, are you really body positive?”
Watch her hesitate. Watch her blink. Watch her glitch.
Because the truth is hilarious. And hilarity burns the shame right out of you.
🧘♀️ If You’re a Woman Reading This…
You now have no excuse.
That strip of skin between the peach and the abyss?
That subtle runway between entrance and exit?
That’s your taint.
And it deserves:
A name
A scrub
A shrine
A Wikipedia page
You don’t need to gender it. You just need to own it.
🤯 TL;DR
The taint is real
The taint is universal
Women have taints
The patriarchy ignored it
But your loofah doesn’t have to
This isn’t just anatomy.
It’s resistance.
💣 CALL TO ACTION
🔁 Reblog this before someone calls it “cisnormative perineum propaganda” 🧽 Send to the friend who forgot to wash hers today 🍑 Share if you’ve ever worn tight leggings with no idea what’s happening underneath 🫧 Save this if your taint is a neglected spiritual quest waiting to happen
⚖️ LEGAL DISCLAIMER:
This post is satire, anatomy education, performance art, cultural rebranding, locker room theology, and biological diplomacy.
It is protected by the U.S. Constitution, the Geneva Convention of Postmodern Memes, and the sacred covenant of shower-based self-respect.
If you’re offended:
Wash deeper.
Laugh louder.
Reclaim your gooch.
Because if you can’t name it — the patriarchy still owns it.
And that is the real tragedy.
Another article on Pillion:
Instinctmagazine.com
@differentcatcat
Attitude.co.uk
@differentcatcat @askarsjustsoswedish @maxwell-demon
Oh, holy gods, i'm dying! I must answer this call to action!
@differentcatcat
Taint Misbehavin’: The Gender-Neutral Tragedy of the Human Gooch
You’ve been lied to your entire life.
Not about taxes. Not about calories. Not even about the clitoris.
No — I’m talking about the taint.
That glorious, forgotten slab of flesh. That unclaimed demilitarized zone between the promised land and the chocolate factory. That thin, sweaty strip separating birth from exile.
Let’s set the record straight:
Women. Have. Taints.
And the fact that society pretends otherwise is the greatest act of anatomical erasure since we collectively agreed that “muffin top” was a nice term.
🧠 What Is a Taint?
Also known as:
The perineum (if you’re a doctor)
The gooch (if you’ve owned a PS2 and body odor)
The grundle (if you’ve ever dated a drummer)
The Devil’s Slip-N-Slide (if your festival record is sealed)
Technically:
“The perineum is the area between the genitals and the anus.”
But spiritually?
It’s the unspoken pause in God’s sentence. The hallway between the temple and the abyss. The place where gender, shame, and chafing meet.
🔍 Who Gets One?
Let me be clear:
Whether you’re packing heat or holding space, slanging meat or curating petals, carrying a baby cannon or a soft serve dispenser—
You. Have. A. Taint.
And if you’ve gone your entire life without realizing that, congrats: society’s gendered body-shame campaign worked.
😤 But Isn’t “Taint” a Male Word?
Historically? Sure.
“Taint” was born in locker rooms. Raised by Xbox parties. Educated in Reddit threads. And baptized in the sweat of men who didn’t understand the purpose of a washcloth.
It was linguistically colonized by testosterone.
But anatomically?
It was always co-ed.
🚺 The Untold History of the Female Taint
You think the patriarchy invented oppression?
No. The real villain is linguistic erasure.
Because while men gave their taints nicknames, stories, and occasional bar soap—
Women got radio silence.
Your undercarriage has been:
Ignored
Unlabeled
Uncelebrated
Unclaimed
You’ve spent years exfoliating your thighs and waxing your peach…
…but no one told you there’s a full-blown diplomatic zone beneath it.
A biological Bermuda Triangle. A tactile twilight zone.
Your taint.
📉 Let’s Break Down the Cultural Bias:
Body Part Coverage
Boobs Over - celebrated
Butts - Literally worshiped
Clitoris - Found in 1998
Labia - Misunderstood poetry
Taint - Ghosted
Why? Because it’s funny. And neutral. And sweaty.
You can’t put the taint in a perfume ad. You can’t put it on a billboard. So they buried it.
💀 What Makes the Taint Powerful?
Because it’s:
Genderless
Timeless
Politically neutral
Sensually charged
Biologically disrespected
It’s the only body part that:
Isn’t sexualized
Isn’t sacred
Isn’t politicized
Isn’t aestheticized
Isn’t protected
It just is.
Unbothered. Unbranded. Unapologetically indifferent.
And that makes it sacred.
📚 Linguistic Justice: Let’s Rename It Properly
Unisex taint aliases, rebranded for the equality era:
The Fleshbridge
The Forbidden Fajita™
Undercooch
The Sin Tundra
Devil’s Hallway
The Emotionless Alley
The Oathbreaker’s Strip
The Nether Yawn
Purgatory Patch
The Biblical Buffer Zone™
Choose your fighter. Reclaim your stripe. We’re not asking anymore.
🧼 Taint Hygiene: No Gender Exemptions
Let’s get raw.
Your taint:
Sweats like a liar in court
Collects funk like it’s in a blues band
Suffocates in yoga pants
Smells like the ghost of mistakes past if ignored too long
Male or female — it don’t matter.
Your taint will betray you unless:
You lather.
You exfoliate.
You show it the respect you pretend to give your “self-care routine.”
The taint is the final frontier of bodily respect. Ignore it, and it will out you in summer.
🧪 The Psychological Impact of Owning Your Gooch
Let me be dead serious.
When you finally accept your taint:
Your shame collapses.
Your ego softens.
Your sex becomes better.
Your humor becomes darker.
Your subconscious literally trusts you more.
Women who accept their taint become dangerous. Not because they’re wild — but because they’re free.
💥 The Taint Test: Feminist Edition
Ask your friend with the “Divine Feminine Energy” tattoo:
“Do women have a taint?”
“Can I call mine a gooch and still be empowered?”
“If you ignore your perineum, are you really body positive?”
Watch her hesitate. Watch her blink. Watch her glitch.
Because the truth is hilarious. And hilarity burns the shame right out of you.
🧘♀️ If You’re a Woman Reading This…
You now have no excuse.
That strip of skin between the peach and the abyss?
That subtle runway between entrance and exit?
That’s your taint.
And it deserves:
A name
A scrub
A shrine
A Wikipedia page
You don’t need to gender it. You just need to own it.
🤯 TL;DR
The taint is real
The taint is universal
Women have taints
The patriarchy ignored it
But your loofah doesn’t have to
This isn’t just anatomy.
It’s resistance.
💣 CALL TO ACTION
🔁 Reblog this before someone calls it “cisnormative perineum propaganda” 🧽 Send to the friend who forgot to wash hers today 🍑 Share if you’ve ever worn tight leggings with no idea what’s happening underneath 🫧 Save this if your taint is a neglected spiritual quest waiting to happen
⚖️ LEGAL DISCLAIMER:
This post is satire, anatomy education, performance art, cultural rebranding, locker room theology, and biological diplomacy.
It is protected by the U.S. Constitution, the Geneva Convention of Postmodern Memes, and the sacred covenant of shower-based self-respect.
If you’re offended:
Wash deeper.
Laugh louder.
Reclaim your gooch.
Because if you can’t name it — the patriarchy still owns it.
And that is the real tragedy.
Alex’s next big thing!
Lainygossip.com
@differentcatcat @askarsjustsoswedish @skarsgardsnark
Back in my day and in font sets they were called dingbats.
@milfyspamton
anyone remember what these things are called like little cartoony expressive doohickies i think they have a real name but i can’t remember
Sex is a myth made up by the Corporation Rim to sell more ComfortUnits.
Get the earbud translators. They work.
i need to learn every language in the world so i can know if the subtitles are right or wrong
aaaaaahaaaaaaaaa!!!! VIKING KITTENS! they live again!!!!
@differentcatcat @vikingsbifrost
Skarsgård is just a dead ringer for Murderbot here
Lol - bad edit magic by Mariuch - someone, please do it better!!!!
@differentcatcat @askarsjustsoswedish @maxwell-demon @homosekularnost
Old interview with Alex from 2022
@differentcatcat
@differentcatcat @maxwell-demon @askarsjustsoswedish
Pillion selected for Cannes Film Festival
@differentcatcat
I already want more than one season!
MURDERBOT IN THE OFFICIAL SERIES TRAILER
Hmmmmm…
Imagining Pillion
And biker Ray (Alex)
Alex in the Calvin Klein ad