Me, Doing Something Where I Am The Only One Inconvenienced: The Perfect Crime

Shakespeare: And in Act 5, Scene 2, I will sprinkle in the fact that Horatio is gay

hi tonight we cry about the fact that the goddess from the Saffron Goddess fresco appears to be wearing necklaces of duckies and dragonflies

If he’s YOUR boyfriend, why is his portrait decaying from MY corrupt ideas??

Whoever can tell me what they think Hamlet’s favorite meme would be (and gives a good, solid explanation) will get a great prize. Promise.

🌾serf03 Follow she swinks on my pikeshaft afore i crow gardyloo

👑lord-williams Follow utter hogwash. banished from my domain

🌾serf03 Follow alas

Anyone else only in their 20s but feel like they are running out of time to get their life together??

Reblog this if you’re pro-receiving a brown paper package containing one (1) handwritten love letter, a small jar of strawberry jam from the farmers market, and a smattering of pressed flowers.

so, its about time i get my own friendgroup of obsessive, academic, generally like minded people and we all end up falling in love with each other in various semi-tragic combinations, and maybe someone ends up dead but its ok it was for the aesthetic

Hamlet: I am a simple being. I see anything, I have a crisis

Horatio: Hamlet is such a nice person underneath the part that hates everybody!