Time To Play A Game Called Is What I’m Upset About Legitimate Or Am I Just Being Fucking Stupid

*teenagers by mcr blasts in the background*

yeah maybe i watch wagner’s operas only to make even more stupid jokes so what

Saying there are no aliens in the universe is like scooping a cup of water out of the ocean and saying there are no fish.

Wizards near me 

Part of the New Internet Grammar: using question marks not to denote questions, but upturns in voice, so that a tentative statement gets a question mark but a flatly delivered question doesn’t.

so we’re watching shrek because it’s wednesday my dudes and we have taste and when they get to duloc there’s a sign that says “you’re parked in ‘lancelot’” but (!) as we all know it’s established in shrek the third that the arthurian legend hasn’t even occurred yet in the scu (shrek cinematic universe) as arthur and his knights (including lancelot) are still in high school so @dreamworksanimation

There are two wolves inside you

One wants to be dark academia

One wants to be cottagecore

You're bisexual

One of my favourite bits of media history trivia is that back in the Elizabethan period, people used to publish unauthorised copies of plays by sending someone who was good with shorthand to discretely write down all of the play's dialogue while they watched it, then reconstructing the play by combining those notes with audience interviews to recover the stage directions; in some cases, these unauthorised copies are the only record of a given play that survives to the present day. It's one of my favourites for two reasons:

It demonstrates that piracy has always lay at the heart of media preservation; and

Imagine being the 1603 equivalent of the guy with the cell phone camera in the movie theatre, furtively scribbling down notes in a little book and hoping Shakespeare himself doesn't catch you.

What makes you think that hitting a child will educate them? It’ll just traumatize and scare them. Don’t be disgusting.