Let’s Play Doctor. I'll Go First. You Owe Me $3200.

cat houses

This is one of the funniest things I've found on tumblr and I've seen some shit

actually this fucking slaps

of course you have blood all over you. and pronouns

*displays textbook symptomatic behavior of my own disorder that I am well educated on* what’s my deal why am I like this

having a cat is great. there's a small little animal wandering around. effervescent

the resume autofill feature for job applications is. So Useful.

parents will straight up traumatize you then be like “well i don’t remember saying/doing that.” ok nvm then. none of it happened. i’m good now. We’re good. thankyou for setting the record straight👍 *GRITS MY TEETH SO HARD THEY SHATTER*