I Love To Chew On The Inside Of My Mouth And Feel A General Pervasive Sense Of Fear And Worry. Wonderful

I love to chew on the inside of my mouth and feel a general pervasive sense of fear and worry. Wonderful enjoyable pastime, highly recommend, etc.

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1 year ago

I have made an unfortunate and unwanted discovery

anyways here’s The Bifrost Incident album cover made out of the Nike logo

I Have Made An Unfortunate And Unwanted Discovery

Actual image for comparison (the colors are off in my bootleg version because I didn’t really look at the original when I was making it)

I Have Made An Unfortunate And Unwanted Discovery

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2 years ago

More Stellar Firma Incorrect Quotes

Trexel: I learned some very valuable lessons from this. David 7: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away. Trexel: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.

Trexel: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me. David 7: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you? Trexel: Yes! IMOGEN: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.

David 7: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon? Trexel: I'm a knife. Bathin, from across the room: They're the little spoon.

Hartro: Trexel isn’t answering their phone Paradrak: I’ll call Hartro: David 7 and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi- Trexel: Hello?

Hartro, banging on the door: Trexel! Open up! Trexel: Well, it all started when I was a kid... Paradrak: No, they meant- David 7: Let them finish.

Hartro: Board, give me patience. Trexel: I think you mean 'give me strength'. Hartro: If the Board gave me strength, you'd be dead.

David: You're 'the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans', what does that mean? Trexel: It means i was second worst thing to happen to those orphans. David: but what’s the first worst thing? *Awkward pause* Trexel: David, they...they weren’t always orphans. David:

Trexel: David 7! My face is on fire! David 7: Trexel! Are you ok?! Trexel: Oh yes, I'm fine. I just said that to make sure you'd come in here quickly. David 7: But your face is on fire. Trexel: Yes. It's much faster than shaving.


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1 month ago

I do want to post on here more, but I have this semi-rational fear that I'll accidentally post something BAD or EMBARRASING and then some day I'll get famous and people will find out this is my account and the Whole World will know about the BAD or EMBARRASING thing I said/drew/reblogged all those years ago.


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1 year ago

After I posted this I went back to the video and pressed play and it turns out I paused it literally 2 seconds before she says the words “I’m breaking down” so I guess I was right

“I don’t have time for a breakdown now! :D I have to get back to my banana carrot surprise!! :D!”

I’m watching falsettos here’s my thoughts

it’s very confusing at first but I like the Cube.

“I was trained in karate” ??

I love chess kid (Jason)

this psychiatrist is not very professional.

I think Jason is the one who needs a psychiatrist the least out of all of them.

I like how they keep breaking apart and repurposing parts of the Cube as things gradually get more chaotic

I can’t remember if falsettos is the show with the song “I’m breaking down” or not so I guess we’ll see


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2 years ago

is the joke supposed to be that it’s completely silent, or is something wrong on my end

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2 years ago

I feel bad for people stuck with City Water

Seriously though, if you've lived in an urban area your whole life, you're probably missing out on the True Water Experience. I seriously think that most people would be a lot less dehydrated if municipal water was less gross. They add chlorine and fluoride to it, but did you know they also remove calcium and magnesium? It's because of the deposits it leaves in pipes. But water is so much tastier with calcium and magnesium, and also healthier. It helps prevent heart disease. Maybe you think you've experienced the True Water Experience because you've had bottled "spring water". You're probably wrong. It's still not very tasty. I know that putting the chlorine helps kill bacteria but I wish they could find another way to do that. Seriously though, I live in a place where my water comes from a well (we have plumbing, it's not like a well where you pull up a bucket, its an underground well). There's no chemicals or treatment things in it it's just from out of the ground. It's very delicious and don't worry, it's totally safe, nobody's ever gotten sick from it. I hope I never have to live some where where I have only city water. I would hate that very much. If you live in a city you should visit a rural place so you can try water. Don't just drink it out of a random stream though, that's not very safe. Although I do know a stream that people get water from. Nobody's gotten sick yet. But yeah, we have very good water here. You should come drink it. I don't know why I wrote what is essentially a rambling advertisement for well water. I didn't sleep last night. That's probably enough of an explanation.


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3 years ago
I Was Trying To Post A Drawing And It Wouldn't Let Me So Here's A Random Photo As A Test

I was trying to post a drawing and it wouldn't let me so here's a random photo as a test

Edit: so it appears this one worked. Any ideas why I keep getting an error message on the other one? Something to do with file size or format maybe?

Edit: nevermind, im not sure what i did exactly but i figured it out


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7 months ago

Reblog if your blog is boopable-safe so you can get all the (probably new) achievements. I don’t care about notes I just want boops

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