Missing Tamber A Little Too Much Rn

Enid: WHY IS THERE BLOOD EVERYWHERE???

Wednesday: I may have aggressively poked someone with a knife.

Enid: YOU STABBED SOMEONE??

Wednesday: No, no, aggressively poked them with a knife.

Please reblog this if fanfiction has been beneficial to your mental health.

Wednesday: Whoa, whoa, whoa. "Girlfriend"?! I don't want to be Enid's girlfriend. Thing: Well, what do you want, then? Wednesday: I don't know. I just want to be with her. All the time. I want to hear about her day and tell her about mine. I want to hold her hand and smell her hair. [scoffs] But I don't want to be her stupid girlfriend. Thing: Wednesday, what you just described is a relationship between girlfriends. And a pretty clingy one at that.

the other yellowjackets definitely unironically referred to Jackie and Shauna as "mom & dad"

Enid: *looks around frantically*

Enid: Wednesday?! WEDNESDAY?! WEDNESDAY!!! WHERE ARE YOU?!

Wednesday: I’m right here.

Enid: WHERE?!

Wednesday: *tugs her arm*

Enid: *looks down*

Enid: Oh there you are Willa! I thought I lost you!

Wednesday: *fuming*

Taylor's Tumblr likes from "Kissgate" night (December 4/5, 2014) - Part 1

ENID, at the police station: hello, i’m here for wednesday

DEPUTY: surname?

ENID: you must be new here

The pookies