TW: BLOOD

jackie: hey shauna, look, i'm melting butter.

shauna: that's great, jackie. you now have the cooking skills of a hot day.

MANHATER LESBIANS CLUB

*For their ten-year marriage anniversary, Wednesday spoiled Enid with a romantic evening; they're picnicking near the mansion's lake, lounging on a black and pink blanket as Wednesday kisses Enid's hand*

Wednesday: Cara mia...

Enid: So... You still desire me, after all these years? The old "ball and chain"?

Wednesday, staring reverently at her: Forever

actual footage of our little tumblr community of queer neurodivergent tara carpenter enjoyers

a person online: i hate it when adults act like childish little freaks in public, smh. you’re an adult, you should be able to order your own food without help. get over yourself. also, why are some people, like, waaaaaaay too into the stuff that they like? omg, and the people who CLEARLY can’t even have one (1) normal conversation without acting Weird??? it’s embarrassing, u guys are embarrassing, get help

the same person five seconds later: we gotta remember to love and support the autistic community u guys <3

Sometimes girlfriends can be a serial killer and a best friend who conveniently keeps surviving her attacks

If they had met younger it be so cute and dangerous

When you walk, let your heart lead the way And you'll find love any day, Alfie

My take on Spider!Wednesday

Enid: *looks around frantically*

Enid: Wednesday?! WEDNESDAY?! WEDNESDAY!!! WHERE ARE YOU?!

Wednesday: I’m right here.

Enid: WHERE?!

Wednesday: *tugs her arm*

Enid: *looks down*

Enid: Oh there you are Willa! I thought I lost you!

Wednesday: *fuming*