mosscoveredbard

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sigh. fine. take my stupid meme remakes i made.

This is how i'm gonna come out from now on

"i thought you were laughing at me because you were winning and i was losing" "no i was just laughing at your misfortune i had no idea"

WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT

ISAT PLUSHIES MAY 19

my first favorite hobby is yapping. second is being extremely quiet and not talking ever at all ever.

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The way most autism literature describes "literal interpretation" is often not at all similar to how I experience it. Teenage me even thought I couldn't be autistic because I've always been able to learn metaphors easily.

In fact, I love wordplay of all kinds. Teenage me was fascinated to learn all the types of figurative language there are in poetry and literature.

But paperwork and questionnaires are hard, because there's so much they don't state clearly. Or they don't leave room for enough nuance.

"List all the jobs you've had, with start and end dates." What if I don't remember the exact day or month? Is the year enough?

"Have you been suffering from blurred vision?" Well, if I take off my glasses the whole world is blurred, but I'm fairly sure that's not what the intake form at the optometrist is asking.

Or the infamous (and infuriatingly stereotypical) "Would you rather go to a library or a party?" What sort of party? Where? Who's there? I work at a library. Am I currently at the library for work or pleasure? Does it have a good collection?

It's not common figures of speech that confound me. It's ambiguity, in situations that aren't supposed to be ambiguous.

The Onion continues to never miss

brother i have the start again script seared into my brain . this little freak says dude don't you ever forget it

when I was younger I didn’t understand why “may you live in interesting times” was considered a curse in ancient greece.

I get it now.

did the dinosaurs look at the meteor and thought "how pretty"?

Some couples of Siffrins doodles a long while ago :p

( I forgot to post )

I have captured the Loop, they cannot escape

in stars and gender non binary version

if you're cold they're cold. let them in!!

GO ENBY GO

This is the funniest thing about the digital art book btw.

american pope leo xiv please excommunicate jd vance because it would be so fucking funny.

our father, who art in chicago,

“ough” is such a raw emotion i dont think i could live without it

(Just attack.)

something about deafening silence

I'm a simple bitch. i believe the purpose of government should be to improve the lives of its citizens and protect its most vulnerable members. unfortunately i live in a day and age where this gets me labeled an enemy of the state

silly time loop game

Scooby doo when he finds gross bugs in his food: ruh roh... raggots!

Shaggy: like, zoinks scoob! I don't think you can reclaim that man!