This Was Never A Kids Show

*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life

*gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I’m blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child

*heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is

*a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone

*taking a test*: don’t take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing

*gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents

*tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me

Kai: There’s only one thing worse than dying

Kai: [tears off paper to reveal “Zane” written above] Boom

Zane, nodding: me

Jay: no

Ninjago Race Headcannons

(Just how I see them, you don’t have to agree)

Zane: Welp, he’s a nindroid so his race is robot; but if he was human he’d be white

Cole: His mother was African American, is father is White. Boom, now you have a Cole

Jay: *Biologically* White on his mothers side, Asian(Japanese and slightly; his father is mixed between white and Asian) *If Ed and Edna are is biological parents he’d be the same*

Nya & Kai: Hawaiian on his mothers, Asian(Japanese and on both sides) and Hispanic on their dads side

Lloyd: Dragon, Oni, and Asian(Both Chinese and Japanese) on his fathers side and White on his mothers side

(I use Asian on most the characters because Ninjago is basically both Japan and Chinese so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)

For people saying Mr E cannot be Zane.

Have you ever seen them in the same place at the same time?

Which member of your OTP:

1. Acts like they’re dying when they have a cold. 2. Gets mad at the TV and throws the remote. 3. Gets the worst road rage. 4. Spends too much time in the bathroom on their phone. 5. Packs the whole closet for an overnight trip. 6. Hates the in-laws. 7. Hits the snooze button…11 times. 8. Makes the other late for work. 9. Uses the television as a babysitter. 10. Takes in the stray dog. 11. Suggests a 3am trip to McDonald’s. 12. Leaves their shoes out for the other to trip over. 13. Can’t make up their mind when it comes to dinner. 14. Needs to be reminded of all their appointments. 15. Bribes the other into doing chores, getting out of the house…and taking a shower. 16. Picks the movies. 17. Takes the safety steps when building a pillow fort. 18. Kisses the other’s injuries better. 19. Is addicted to angry birds, game of war, candy crush, temple run, or flappy bird. 20. Kills the spiders. 21. Hogs the blankets. 22. Takes pranks too far. 23. Makes the dirty jokes. 24. Keeps a piggy bank. 25. Has no problem having ice cream for breakfast. 26. Gets a tattoo when they’re drunk. 27. Trips over their own feet. 28. Makes the other go for a walk. 29. Whines until they get what they want. 30. Tries to act tough but really isn’t. 31. Talks the most, says the least. 32. Talks the least, says the most.

Colt

Ask if you would like to learn more about Colt!

Lloyd don’t wanna do the dishes no more

The Chart

/// a little dramatic short about Lloyd ///

/// also based on @evelinaonline’s meme lol ///

Lloyd woke up to the distant sounds of knocking. His green eyes were filled with a hint of annoyance, but also disappointment for he didn’t want to get out of bed. Turning his head, he stared at the door. The knocking continued, his shaky breath in sync with the loud, fast unimaginably painful noise.

And then, it had stopped.

His eyes widened, glistening with relief, but then it had quickly vanished. The door creaked open, and he met his gaze with his friend, Kai, who had a pained look on his face. “I don’t mean to disturb you, Lloyd, but I have some bad news…” he murmured.

Lloyd sat up in his bed, suddenly intrigued. “What is it?” He replied, dryly. His face paled when Kai held up a chart with names and lists of the days of the week. Kai’s eyes became grim, and he said, “It’s your turn.”

“No…” Lloyd whispered, his breath becoming heavy, “I-it can’t be… please… have Cole or Jay do it!” But Kai merely answered, “You made a promise to not complain. It’ll go quick, I swear.” His eyes hardened, his voice becoming bitter. Lloyd glared, staring up at the red ninja. “No,” he said, his voice heavy with anger, “I won’t do it.”

“But you have to!” Kai exclaimed, his voice too becoming angry, “If you don’t… you’ll experience the pain… Wu’ wrath… it’s too much! Wouldn’t you rather do what’s right then experiencing pain?”

Lloyd got up, his hands trembling at his side. “I can’t! You don’t know how much pain this has caused me… Kai, I… I can’t do it!” He exclaimed, breathlessly, his green eyes filled with pain. Kai reached out. “No…” He said, “But Lloyd, you CAN. I know you can. Please…” His voice came to a whisper, “You can save all of us.”

Lloyd let out a small sigh. “I guess… But I really don’t want to…” He walked passed Kai, and out the door. The beating of his heart grew louder and stayed in sync with his footsteps as he walked, walked, walked passed the other doors and into the kitchen where Jay, Cole, and Zane were sat, chatting away. Their voices subsided when Lloyd came in, and he walked passed them, to the sink.

It was already filled, one half with soapy water, the other… Lloyd shuddered, and picked one up, carefully putting it in. “This is not the end… but it might as well be,” he whispered, carefully.

“Dude,” Jay said, “It’s just the dishes.”

But I don’t want to do the dishes, Lloyd thought, but his thoughts were carried away with the sound of clinking silverware and running water, drifting away into the afternoon haze.

Taurus and Zane & Pixal!

reblog this with your zodiac sign + your fav ninjago character. it’s for research…

Was rewatching the scene that gave me depression and now I want to kill myself