Therapist dad is best dad!
Sometimes I say self loathing things to my therapist and he looks at me dead in the eyes before saying “You fucking moron.” and tbh same
good morning to these talented husbands who are both called david and wear the same outfits and to them ONLY
i feel like tumblr would expose super heroes secret identities real fast with all its crazy ass jokes
me, wearing nothing but a sheer plunge-neck ballgown that’s plastered to my skin from the rain, soaking wet and trembling with cold and fatigue as i stand outside the entrance to the castle: p-please help me ;) i’m s-so lost and s-scared ;) ;) i have no where to stay for the night ;) ;) ;)
the sexy vampire lady who answered the door, and to whom the castle belongs: of course ;) you poor thing ;) ;) come inside, you must be freezing… you may stay as long as you need to recover from your ordeal ;) ;) ;)
Steve Rogers and Bucky Barnes are the embodiment of Be Gay, Do Crime. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
mark is being nicer but he’s getting fat lately so i guess he cannot be pretty and nice. stan ethan
On a serious note, Mark is hands down one of the most physically attractive people on the planet.
He’s such a light in the world and his worth is never measured in his weight. He is such an amazing person and if you think for even a second that Ethan would tolerate this hate against Mark you are sorely mistaken.
Kindly fuck off and stop being such a bitch on anon.
Yoooo lemme bless your dashboard
(Feel free to add your pics too 😏😏)
TRAYVON MARTIN (Walking home with iced tea and Skittles. Shot by George Zimmerman, who was found NOT GUILTY)
KEITH SCOTT (Sitting in car, reading. Shot by police officer, who was NOT CHARGED)
ATATIANA JEFFERSON (Looking out her window, shot by police officer, who is STILL UNDER INDICTMENT for murder)
JONATHAN FERRELL (Asking for help after auto accident. Shot twelve times by police, case ended in MISTRIAL)
JORDAN EDWARDS (Riding in a car. Shot in the back of the head by police officer, who was found GUILTY of murder ⭐)
STEPHON CLARK (Holdng a cel phone. Shot 8 times, 6 in the back. Officers NOT CHARGED)
AMADOU DIALLO (While taking out wallet, officers fired 41 shots by four officers, who were all ACQUITTED)
RENISHA MCBRIDE (Auto accident, knocked on door for help. Homeowner was found GUILTY of second-degree murder ⭐)
TAMIR RICE (Playing with toy gun, shot by police officer arriving on scene. Officer was NOT CHARGED)
SEAN BELL (Hosting a bachelor party, 50 rounds fired by police officers, who were found NOT GUILTY of charges)
WALTER SCOTT (Pulled over for brake light, shot in the back by police officer, who pleaded GUILTY to CIVIL RIGHTS VIOLATIONS *NOT* MURDER)
PHILANDO CASTILE (Pulled over in car, told officer he had a legally registered weapon in car. Officer ACQUITTED of all charges)
AIYANA JONES (Sleeping, accidentally shot by officer in a raid on wrong apartment. Officer CLEARED OF ALL CHARGES)
TERRENCE CRUTCHER (Disabled vehicle, shot by police officer, who was found NOT GUILTY of manslaughter.)
ALTON STERLING (Selling CDs, shot at close range while being arrested. NO CHARGES FILED)
FREDDIE GRAY (Beaten to death by officers while being transported in police van. All officers involved were ACQUITTED)
JOHN CRAWFORD (Shopping at WalMart, holding a BB gun on sale, police officer was NOT CHARGED)
MICHAEL BROWN (Shot by twelve times by officer, including in the back. NO CHARGES FILED)
JORDAN DAVIS (Killed because he was playing loud music. Shooter found GUILTY of first-degree murder ⭐)
SANDRA BLAND (Pulled over for traffic ticket, tasered and arrested. SUSPICIOUS SUICIDE while in jail. NO CHARGES)
AHMAUD AUBREY (Jogging, shot by two men who claimed they suspected him of burglaries. Both men charged with murder and aggravated assault ⭐)
BOTHAM JEAN (Shot at home, which police officer mistook for her own. Officer found GUILTY of murder ⭐)
OSCAR GRANT (Handcuffed and face-down, officer shot him in the back. Officer found GUILTY of involuntary manslaughter ⭐)
COREY JONES (Waiting by his disabled vehicle, was shot three times by police officer, who was found GUILTY of murder ⭐)
Remember them all. ✊🏻✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿
Also note, these are only the stories caught by the media and/or on video.
Because burbs
Why live?
Don’t know
Reminder that it really doesn’t matter what ways you’re marginalized, if you’re not black you’re just as capable of anti blackness as white cishet people. No amount of “but I’m gay!”, “but I’m trans!”, or “but I’m not white!” changes that.
And being neurodiverse/disabled isn’t an excuse for anti blackness either.
Reblog if you’re an Unus, ignore if you’re a bitch
Me: *looking at pictures of chris evans* My mom: he's old enough to be your dad! Me: yeah my baby daddy! Mom: Me: dOnT jUdGe!
fuck it a vampire with a gun
We respecc the new name!!
Can I ask you guys a favor?
Could you call me Stain from now on?
I'm surprised I haven see seán do "the bell of fuck you"
Caught this beautiful moment
Ó̴̪̮̭͇͒͗̈f̷̧̫̩͈̥̥͕͍̼̲̱̟̣͙̀͆̀͂̅͜ ̷̡̛̬̱̦̫͔̼̥̤͕̻̬̼̽̍̿͐̏͊̒̆͛̊͝͠͝ͅc̵̱͚͓̺̬͕̓͂͆ȏ̵̧̙̼̄̌̌͊͝ǔ̵̜̱̝͙̤͉̦̭̟͇̣́̌͒̇̐̽̌͂̈́̕ͅŗ̴̰̰͚͖̱̪̲̳̻̝͒̈̎͝͝ş̵͈͍͈͔̼͉͂͑̄̔̾̿̉̈̀̀̆͆ę̴͈̭̩͈͕̗̂̀̈́̏̄̄̇͝ͅ I'm really proud of this right now and I cant believe I actually finished it. (Anti does have six fingers lmao I was to lazy to fix it)
quarantine activities are like ✨
please i am BEGGING for someone to find this as funny as i do
Me: *approaching my stairs* Monkey brain *chanting*: all fours. All fours. ALL FOURS. ALL FOU-
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
I got chaotic confused seb and its everything sis
It's mostly true except I'm a Sagittarius and I don't write fics I make gifs 😌👌
1) Remember your amazing S/O and how cute they are
2) Remember that you dont have an amazing S/O
3) Instantly Die
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Name: Arianna
Nickname: Ari,Munchie
Zodiac: Aquarius
Height: 5″1
Languages Spoken: english,a bit of Spanish
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Favorite Season: spring,winter
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Nickname: Kate, Katie, Kitkat, Kit, Missy, Genny (Harry potter Reference)
Zodiac: Taurus
Height: 5'7"
Languages Spoken: English, a little French and a little German
Nationality: American
Favorite Season: Fall or Spring
Favorite Flower: African Daisy
Favorite Scent: Rain, Lavender and Sandalwood, Lilies and Roses, Bakeries
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Favorite Animal: Wolves or Panda Bears
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