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ME TRYING TO WRITE A CHRONICALLY ILL TIM DRAKE FANFIC WHERE HE HAS THE SAME ISSUES AS ME ONLY TO BE STOPPED BY MY ISSUES
like damn my joints said nope no more typing on the computer
batfam x pitt fic
where frank recognizes that tim needs a break from being ceo/being red robin/being around their father figure thats pushing crazy high expectations on them all
and so forces him to come stay with him, abby and the kids
somehow someway the yj find out where tim is and decides they need to support their friend and so suddenly frank and abby are responsible for four teen superheroes along with their baby and four year old
theres obviously several ed trips that occur thanks to various injuries tim acquires and they all absolutely freak out about tanner getting so much as a papercut while they babysit so he gets rushed to the ed as well
tanner absolutely loves this because he gets to see his dad at work
frank is just getting more and more impressed by the increasingly odd ways tim's getting injured
and everyone else is just kinda there extremely confused
the finale of the pitt
yummy yummy
sad old men on the roof just needed to kiss tbh like i stg i thought they were just gonna say fuck it and start making out
like damn
also whitaker and santos roommate edition is peak
also also give me more langdon scenes please i am begging
man deserves a chance to get better and have a support system
he doesnt deserve to lose his license without first an attempt at getting help. he cant do it on his own. he needs a more consister support system and to get to a place of stability fr
THIS THIS THIS
people on the reddit sub for the pitt demonizing frank for yelling at robby as if hes not a man who is scared for his job and his life???
like was what he said the right thing? no
is his addiction like robby's ptsd? no
but is he a guy who is at the end of a 15 hour shift with a mass shooting who is suffering from withdrawal watching himself hit rock bottom??? yes
addiction, like ptsd, is a disease and both robby and frank are at their lows and taking it out on each other in the wrong way
robby needs therapy
frank needs rehab
i hope the show tackles that in some way
THIS FIC WAS SO GOOD
IVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THE LANGDON AND SANTOS SIBLING POTENTIAL FOR DAYSSSS
langdon and mel falling in love after his wife divorces him while he’s in rehab is OUT. langdon and santos becoming begrudging roommates thru a craigslist ad after his wife forces him to move out is IN.
i have so many pitt fics brewing and ready to go
but im sitting here just waiting for the final episode so i can truly be a menace and make it as chaotic and like canon as possible
https://archiveofourown.org/works/64519702/chapters/165692209
trans langdon trans langdontrans langdonnnnn
HEAR ME OUT
Frank goes to rehab and comes back and slowly starts spiraling because he's actually taking the time to focus on himself and who he is and suddenly realizes that he might not actually be a he
Cue a scene of him sobbing his heart out in Abby's arms as he has the big realization
Abby's of course super supportive (I'm a big fan of queer abby) and takes Frank out shopping to find some outfits to try out to figure out their own personal style and identity
Frank still is proud to be called a dad but absolutely loves when Tanner calls them Dad in public on a more feminine day where she's wearing a skirt and very obviously looks feminine. Frank's a chaotic bastard that takes pride in being a menace in public
She obviously tells Mel first and this sets off a course of events where Mel Abby and Frank end up in a queer sapphic polycule (mel is acearo so its very qpp too)
the others in the ED learn because one of Frank's new trans friends (because duh she abby and mel are obviously going to community events) comes in due to some injury (maybe a non serious car crash or smth) and gets super confused because that is Frankie and their pronouns are she/they why are all these people calling this badass lesbian doctor a he
they have a concussion and so in a moment of confusion lets it slip and Frank just laughs and just shrugs and is like yea youre right because she loves fucking with her friends and so now the entire ED staff are like oh god have I been misgendering my friend this whole time and none of them are comfortable enough to ask until finally santos is like dude are you trans because she just does not gaf and is tired of the others all being uncomfortable
frank's just like yea have been for a while and keeps moving
robby especially is internally freaking out a bit because hes a good attending™️ and cant believe he missed this major part of his favorite resident
HEY THAT WAS ME OMG
Somebody hacked my brain and wrote a Batfamily x Pitt AU because they’re BRILLIANT and want me to keel over
https://archiveofourown.org/chapters/165662770?show_comments=true&view_full_work=false#comment_898555285
Robby can, should, must, and will fuck everyone he works with.
give me begrudging disgruntled older brother frank langdon where the entire ED crew goes out and abby meets the med students and just in tired mom mode decides that yes these are her responsibility now too
she starts packing lunches for frank to take with him to give out to them (doesnt pack frank a lunch ofc, he just grabs a granola bar or an apple mr "ill just grab smth at work")
she gives them all her number and frequently checks in to make sure theyre sleeping enough and getting enough food
for their birthdays she drags them all out to celebrate
and frank's just there for the ride, he cant say no to his wife so he starts checking on them too
so now he just has four little ducklings following him around asking him for snacks and asking to come over after shift to spend time with his kids
lmao i'm gonna let you finish but these headcanos that make santos into a good person are hilarious. she already outted him as a drug user, now you want her to out him as trans without his permission christ.
oh trust me i dislike santos
but its less outing frank as trans and more confirming it after someone else accidentally outed him
it was more of a situation of someone needed to ask him caus he enjoys watching people squirm so its not like he wouldve ever actually straight up said it
HEAR ME OUT
Frank goes to rehab and comes back and slowly starts spiraling because he's actually taking the time to focus on himself and who he is and suddenly realizes that he might not actually be a he
Cue a scene of him sobbing his heart out in Abby's arms as he has the big realization
Abby's of course super supportive (I'm a big fan of queer abby) and takes Frank out shopping to find some outfits to try out to figure out their own personal style and identity
Frank still is proud to be called a dad but absolutely loves when Tanner calls them Dad in public on a more feminine day where she's wearing a skirt and very obviously looks feminine. Frank's a chaotic bastard that takes pride in being a menace in public
She obviously tells Mel first and this sets off a course of events where Mel Abby and Frank end up in a queer sapphic polycule (mel is acearo so its very qpp too)
the others in the ED learn because one of Frank's new trans friends (because duh she abby and mel are obviously going to community events) comes in due to some injury (maybe a non serious car crash or smth) and gets super confused because that is Frankie and their pronouns are she/they why are all these people calling this badass lesbian doctor a he
they have a concussion and so in a moment of confusion lets it slip and Frank just laughs and just shrugs and is like yea youre right because she loves fucking with her friends and so now the entire ED staff are like oh god have I been misgendering my friend this whole time and none of them are comfortable enough to ask until finally santos is like dude are you trans because she just does not gaf and is tired of the others all being uncomfortable
frank's just like yea have been for a while and keeps moving
robby especially is internally freaking out a bit because hes a good attending™️ and cant believe he missed this major part of his favorite resident
Season 2 of The Pitt being a July 4th shift this is our opening scene
The Pitt + this article from The Onion
robby has fun putting abbot through the ringer of “dirty old man” jokes for the way he’s drooling over mohan until abbot nods across the room to where langdon is staring at robby biting his lip and everything and immediately tries to look busy when robby notices him. then robby doesn’t think it’s that funny anymore
YES YES YES
uhmmm.. the pitt agere moodboard cause ive been fixated on it
ME FOR REAL
like hourly checks to see if theres anything new
i need my fixation to be fed
checking pitt tag as if im reading newspaper
i did a thing
https://archiveofourown.org/works/64509631/chapters/165662770
so close to writing various crossover fanfics with the pitt
like genuinely fixating so hard, i am going to write so much and single handedly carve out a weird little niche of the pitt fanfics
like batman x the pitt crossover? fuck yes
avengers? spiderman? moon knight? absolutely happening
creepypasta/slenderverse? i have ideas
literally going to take my new favs and fuck them up big time
so close to writing various crossover fanfics with the pitt
like genuinely fixating so hard, i am going to write so much and single handedly carve out a weird little niche of the pitt fanfics
like batman x the pitt crossover? fuck yes
avengers? spiderman? moon knight? absolutely happening
creepypasta/slenderverse? i have ideas
literally going to take my new favs and fuck them up big time
ROBBY AND FRANK'S DYNAMIC ON THE PITT IS SO SIMILAR TO FRANK AND BILLY'S DYNAMIC IN THE PUNISHER TV SERIES
i was wondering why i like them so much and now i have my answer
THE ONLY WICCAN I LIKE IS THE MARVEL CHARACTER WICCAN CAUSE HES FUCKIN COOL AS SHIT
IF I SEE ONE MORE PERSON POSTING ABOUT OSTARA ON THE WITCH TAGS ON TIKTOK WITHOUT MENTIONING THAT ITS SOLELY A WICCAN THING IM GOING TO LOSW MY MARBLES
the wheel of the year is a solely wiccan holiday thing and its based around stealing various traditions from a bunch of other cultures and combining it into what it is
btw dating sucks as a concept.
The senate has the chance to do the funniest thing this Ides of March
In honor of the Ides of March approaching, here’s the trash can I wrote on 2 years ago and only touch up in March
jake's forgetting that for the most part we have to be vegan for medical reasons 🤦
-wes
bruh fuck vegan alters in a non vegan system
like how dare you you bitch, dont get nauseous while im trying to eat chicken nuggets
i just wanna enjoy my nuggets
bruh fuck vegan alters in a non vegan system
like how dare you you bitch, dont get nauseous while im trying to eat chicken nuggets
i just wanna enjoy my nuggets