A hummingbird thought a man’s orange hat was a flower [x]
Chip the glasses and crack the plates! Blunt the knives and bend the forks! That’s what Bilbo Baggins hates — Smash the bottles and burn the corks! Cut the cloth and tread on the fat! Pour all the milk on the pantry floor! Leave the bones on the bedroom mat! Splash the wine on every door! Dump the crocks in a boiling bowl; Pound them up with a thumping pole; And when you’ve finished, if any are whole, Send them down the hall to roll! That’s what Bilbo Baggins hates! So, carefully! carefully with the plates! That’s what Bilbo Baggins hates! So, carefully! carefully with the plates!
Trash Queen (great plus size clothes AND cool accessories)
Sourpuss Clothes (great plus size dresses)
Rebels Market (not super plus size friendly, but do have sizes up to 2XL, great accessories and shoes though)
Tragic Beautiful (sizes up to 4XL, beware some Killstar stuff is sold on there)
Unique Vintage (many many plus size options, perfect for 50s inspired goth/punk looks)
Unif Clothing (not super plus size friendly but they do have L and XL, great shoes and accessories though)
Angry Young and Poor (punk-ish clothes, good plus size options)
Yesstyle (terrible/nonexistent plus size options but amazing Korean/Japanese beauty products and amazing lolita wigs)
BlackMeoww (clothes up to 3XL, great accessories)
Punk Rave (plus size options vary)
Disturbia (British company with sizes going up to American size 16, i think?)
Berserk (Australian company. decent plus size options, as well as accessories and beauty products)
Creepy Co (horror/creepy themed shirts and buttons with a good diversity of sizes)
Kreepsville 666 (sizes usually go up to 3X, and great accessories)
Gloomth (incredible gothic/lolita/weirdgirl fashion that runs up to 5XL, but I bet you can ask Taeden (owner) to custom make to your sizes. I have 3 gloomth dresses that I wear ALL THE TIME. totally worth their price.)
Kinky Angel (yes this is intended to be ~sexy kinky clothes~ but we all know that aesthetic intersects with alt/goth aesthetic a LOT. sizes go up to 4X)
Devil Inspired (the clothes aren’t plus size friendly but the accessories and shoes are so delicious it’s worth a look)
Atomic Cherry (good plus size options!)
In Control Clothing (plus size kawaii clothes)
NastyGem (no clothes but reasonably priced alt accessories)
Also Threadless has good dark tees!
Also Etsy has amazing alt-clothing vendors that do custom sizes and cater to plus size people!
Also let me know if you’ve heard bad things about any of these websites, I will reblog with corrections! Feel free to add any you know of as well!
be christ-like this christmas. gather a crowd and inspire them to anarchism. beat a politician with a whip. help out your local sex workers. preach equality.
[What is this?]
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come to light by leaveanote
( @ welcomemysentence )
“It feels,” Geralt says slowly, “like you’re still trying to prove your worth to me.”
Jaskier laughs nervously, even though something hollow twists in his gut.
“Can you blame me? Old habits, I suppose—”
“No,” Geralt cuts in, sitting up. “I can’t blame you. But I’d like to break those habits.”
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Healing takes effort and tenderness.
technically the sequel to something healing, but can be read as a standalone.
Part 2 of something healing
[Explicit] [2,806] [Read on AO3 here]
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Sprung by valley-of-renfri (santamonicayachtclub)
( @valley-of-renfri)
Geralt is a bit bewildered when Jaskier strolls into the lake, boots and all, but only a bit.
[Explicit] [5,489] [Read on AO3 here]
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to make you enough for yourself by asweetepilogue
( @asweetprologue)
Before their first night together, there are some things Jaskier needs to tell Geralt about his reputation as an experienced lover.
[Teen And Up Audiences] [1,174] [Read on AO3 here]
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someone to hold and be held by by murron
When an enemy from his Sandpiper days catches up to him, Jaskier decides to protect his friends by leaving Kaer Morhen without saying goodbye. This does not go down well with Geralt. It also plunges Jaskier into a shitload of trouble.
Racing against time to find Jaskier and bring him home, Geralt finally figures out what Jaskier means to him. But will he be able to show Jaskier how important he is? Or did he miss his chance?
[Explicit] [14,998] [Read on AO3 here]
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another angle on the same subject by haysel
Jaskier had opened the door, so he decided to step through. “I think it’s been proven that I do understand when it’s time to walk away.”
Geralt was quiet for a moment longer. “What are you saying? Are you saying that you’re leaving?”
Jaskier glanced over at him. “Yes. I just need to figure out where I’m going.”
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A few weeks after the incident with the deathless mother, Jaskier leaves Kaer Morhen
[Mature] [12,965] [Read on AO3 here]
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tomorrow, i’ll be brave by who_tf_cares
Jaskier doesn’t know where he belongs here.
ft. jaskier and yennefer friendship, an overuse of the word ‘fuck’ and all its conventions, and my unhealthy obsession with joey batey/the amazing devil.
[Teen And Up Audiences] [3,405] [Read on AO3 here]
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oh, the waves. by a_static_world
( @astaticworld)
The shove comes to his chest hard, the force of a Witcher who does not know nor care the limitations of the human ribcage behind it. The words land harder. “Just one big, happy family, eh?” “No.”
[General Audiences] [5,724] [Read on AO3 here]
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blue by d-andilion (irnhero)
( @d-andilion)
Geralt comes across a curious little creature that he just can’t shake (not that he wants to).
[Teen And Up Audiences] [11,810] [Read on AO3 here]
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Never Heard It Singing by didoandis
They’re walking home from school when Ciri stops him, her hand tugging at his sleeve. “Hey, wait, look!” she says, and Geralt turns to see a notice pinned to the streetlight: one of those hopeful ones, the words a little faded, the strips at the bottom curling upwards.
It reads: Lessons from a music postgrad, 15 crowns/hour, any age, any skill level, almost any instrument! Call Jaskier.
Ciri’s looking up at him, doing the wide pleading eyes that he is irritatingly susceptible to. “Can I?” she says. “Please, Geralt?”
A witcher hiding from the world meets a man hiding from himself. It works out well for both of them, eventually.
[Explicit] [28,701] [Read on AO3 here]
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It Started With Fish Heads by Prudabaga
( @helloprudabagastuff)
Geralt, a merman, courts Jaskier using traditional merfolk customs. Jaskier thinks he’s being punked.
[Teen And Up Audiences] [8,875] [Read on AO3 here]
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true love’s kiss by leodesic
( @leodesic)
Jaskier attracts curses like flies to honey. Fortunately, Geralt is an expert in lifting curses.
Approximately 5 + 1 things.
[Mature] [9,105] [Read on AO3 here]
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some good mistakes by some_stars
( @some-stars)
If Geralt were allowed to have a favorite part of Jaskier, it would certainly be his hands.
[Explicit] [7,287] [Read on AO3 here]
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