Happy Canon Destiel-Election-Putin Resign-Sherlock Season 5 Rumour Day!!!!!!

How to find out if your new friend likes lotr

suggest that you should do something that, according to your friend, one does not simply do

(If friend identifies as something other than male) Say ‘no man can do _____’

if they arrive late say ‘you’re late’ (friend may claim they arrived precisely when they meant to or ask if they look horrible)

ask them what taters are

call something (preferably jewelry) ‘precious’

ask them what their favorite meal of the day is (both second breakfast or elevenses are acceptable)

"that ship isn't canon! that character isn't gay!" well thats not what the voices told me

A lot of people are saying that “this thing is better than that one” and stuff like that. How about everything is different? You are entitled to your opinion, but that's what it is, an opinion. “I think this thing is better than that one” is completely valid, but it’s an opinion, not a fact.

I've rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.

I feel like Gandalf also knows that the hobbits think they are being hostile and, in addition to a nice safe challenge, he comes back to pis them off.

we make fun of thorin getting lost in the shire but you know the nazgul also had to keep asking for directions to find bag end so maybe hobbits’ city planning is just wack

me irl

reblog to send three ghosts after elon musk

“Name one hero who was happy”

“You can’t”

The most painful part of The Song of Achilles is that there would be no story if they didn’t die at the end.

Tragedies are popular because they remind us of inevidable misfortune. The fact I love a book that hurts me is the fucking point and boy do I loathe it sometimes.

In a lot of lotr Modern AUs, a lot of people make Aragorn the Mom friend and I find it outrageous! Like, Aragorn is totally the friend who: lives on coffee, never sleeps, smokes weed, dosn’t pay his taxes (if he has them), hasn't washed his hair is 3 years, skips class (If high school or collage AU) and probably has killed someone. Like, yeah, he cares about his friends, but his solution to most likely anything is murder and/or coffee. The real mom friend of the Fellowship is Boromir, he probably cares snacks every where and is, like, the only member of the fellowship who doesn't smoke pipe weed.

A little Aragorn for you in these trying times?