Cannot FUCKING stand when my loose leaf tea says to add tea in tablespoons instead of teaspoons. I'm sorry, bitch. Am I making tea or am I making a table. Let me double fucking check.
"Come on, get in." "Shotgun." "Heh. Don't wanna hear your shit." It's truly just like a mother calling her kids to the car after school. I love them all so much.
foggy having-his-field trip nelson after watching matt and frank in karen’s car, and then in frank’s place with all that “i heard your heartbeats” and want-a-cup-no-thank-you :-D
Well fucks? Get to it!
still giggling abt how while frank was looking at the love of his life, distracted, matt took the chance to call shotgun
I just watched The Accountant 2 and I have so many thoughts but the funniest part hands down of the entire movie was watching Ben Affleck’s character purposefully start a bar fight just because Jon Bernthal (his character’s little brother) wasn’t having a fun time at the bar and then got the “opportunity” to come in and defend his older brother via violence and if that’s not the most BATFAMILY coded thing ever—-
DAREDEVIL | S02E12 "The Dark at the End of the Tunnel"
When I was “I want him” about a male character im not saying I wanna fuck him. I want him like a spoiled little girl wants a pony, I want to him so I can put him on my shelf for safekeeping, I want him like a good hearty stew on a winter’s evening, I want to put him in a jar and shake it.
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