Idk Even Know What This Is I Just Found This In My Draft At 4 Am

what about the 10 year old’s pet tiger and the taxi driver to the mean bisexual lol

Sometimes a friend group is a hot wizard, a 10 year old boy and a mean bisexual

“that’s not what heroes do”

cant believe dc said that batman cant get it 

Tell me why my dumbass thought the GL oath actually was "from my shoulder to my wrist, look out evil, it's my fist"

A summary

Vie ver

Bruce: I hate it here

Justice League: *needs Hal’s help with a mission*

Hal: *somewhere in outer space*

Barry: THE FLASH IS THE LAMEST SUPERHERO IN EXISTENCE

Hal: *zooming in to earth from space* WHOEVER SAID THAT YOUR MOM’S A HOE

Barry: *on the verge of tears* My mama is dead

Hal, currently squeezing Barry to death: Aww baby I know

Bruce: I hate this fucking job

was watching this video and found this golden comment:

does this apply to john, billy (he was a kinda (???) a troublemaker in the comics,,), chas, zatanna and tawny respectively???

Okay so I’ve compiled all the Damian & Talia hugs I could find for free serotonin

Bonus - not a hug but I appreciate this panel so much

We need more good mother & son interactions between these two, which I’m hoping Robin (2021) will have in future issues

sometimes the dream smp feels like a small fandom. sometimes it feels like a small, little cozy place for just us, the people that like it, and the streamer. sometimes, in the middle of a chill alt stream where alex and karl are talking about how they first met, it feels like our own little nook of the internet.

then i see cody ko get trending on twitter for quackityhq — the reddit and discord’s got talent guy — merely saying his name once, accidentally.

then i see fucking dwane johnson reply to tommyinnit — a kid that still lives with his parents and gained 3 million subscribers in one year — wishing him happy birthday.

then i see matpat & fuckin game theory make a video on wilbur soot — a man that wrote a little hamilton inspired story for him and his friends to have fun with — and talking about his writing in depth.

then i see the rolling stone make an article on the dream smp.

then i see pewdiepie, the biggest youtuber ever, defending karl jacobs — best friend of another one of the biggest and most successful youtubers ever — and saying not to send him hate.

then i see lovejoy, wilbur soot’s band, hit #1 on the uk and #2 on the us itunes charts, the day after their debut.

then i see lil nas x, the fucking horses in the back guy, the same guy that performed at the grammys with worldwide hit boyband bts, join the dream smp and play with ranboo — a kid that isn’t even allowed to order pizza to his house — karl jacobs and corpse husband.

then i see a woman on fucking fox news, on live national television, talk about her pet chicken she named after badboyhalo, a lighthearted minecraft streamer that pranks his friends and doesn’t ever swear.

then i realize, it’s The Dream SMP.

then it hits me.

then it all hits me.

everybody knows what the dream smp is.

everybody knows who these people are.

and any post of yours could end up on an article.

any comment you make could be their next ongoing joke in all their streams.

these people get trending across social media everyday.

these people are fucking celebrities.

and what do they do?

play Minecraft.

batlantern with shapeshifter!hal

Everything is the same except Hal’s a shapeshifter. He can shapeshift into people/change his gender/appearance. He can’t shapeshift into animals yet because he’s still learning (and busy with Lantern stuff). 

These scenarios would (most??? not sure) likely happen.

-hal going to a gala uninvited to annoy the shit out of spooky or getting the fancy food. 

-hal changing to female!hal for another gala or something, and BRUCE WAYNE COMES UP TO HIM AND FLIRTS WITH HIM. hal immediately runs away once he figures out his secret co-worker is flirting /w him lol

-hal probably changing into oilver one time, and he gets bamboozled by press+people. 

Man, Green Lantern and Batman hating each other and Female!Hal and Bruce Wayne borderline flirting+dating (?) each other would make a good identity porn fic.