Minho: [ puts up 'have you seen my cats' posters across town]
Chan: Oh no, you lost soonie, doongie and Dori?
Minho: What?!, no, I just think that everyone should see them. They're awesome!
Chan: ...
Seungmin: Everyone has a gay cousin
Han: Bitch, I don't have a gay cousin!
Han: Wait
Han: Oh shit
Han: I am the gay cousin
Han: I feel bad for you, Australians
Chan: Why?
Han: You had to grow up walking on your hands
Chan: ...
Chan: No
Your behavior is so...ugh!!
An angry Hyunjin
Chan: I relate to Belle because she loves to read and loves people for their souls
Hyunjin: I relate to Tinkerbell because she needs attention or she dies
happy birthday seungmin
Hyunjin, introducing Changbin: This is my brother, Changbin. He knows we can't afford any bigger clothes, so he just doesn't grow!
Felix: We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4.000 degrees for 1 minute
Chan: No, that's not how you make cookies!
Hyunjin: FLOOR IT!
Felix: How about 4.000.000 for one second?
Chan: YOU'RE GOING TO BURN THE DORM DOWN!
Felix: I'M GONNA HARVEST THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES
Han: DO IT
Chan: NO-
Hyunjin: I wasn't invited to the party
Chan: Yeah people think you're melodramatic
Hyunjin: [slaps Chan with a glove] Then I shall die alone