Latest Posts by phoseo - Page 3

Heard a weird beeping coming from the outside world, so I peak past my window and what do I see? A golf cart driving by, a guy driving it, and a little baby in the guys lap just going absolutely ham on the horn.

Cute

So I went through almost all of Raya Lucaria today, I think theres some items on cliffs and rooftops I still need to get, but I'm just gonna circle back in the future. Some notes:

1. The Iron Virgin past the Red Wolf boss is super creepy and uncomfortable, I did not enjoy being grabbed by it even though it did low damage relative to my 40 vigor healthbar.

2. I really really don't enjoy Putrid Corpses or any of their varietals, the less I have to deal with them the better. I dont know if its some kind of zombie phobia, I'm fine with skeletons, but the corpses scare the crap out of me, especially ones that continually respawn (i.e. Impaler's Catacombs).

3. Both of the bosses in the Academy were pretty easy at the level I'm at (mid 60s), and I genuinely enjoy fighting the puppet enemies, they're so interesting.

4. Between the Academy and Stormveil, the legacy dungeons carry the classic Dark Souls vibe the most imo. Vast ruins slowly being reclaimed by time, filled with the twisted forms of the previous denizens.

5. The Sorcerers are easy to cheese, Longbow+Stormhawk arrows is good (though now I need more feathers from Stormveil).

Not really sure what I'll do next in the game, I definitely don't want to move to the Altus plateau too soon, and I intend to go for the Age of Stars ending, so I suppose I need to work on getting into the Carian Manor? A challenge for a while from now, ought to shift back to other hobbies with such a distinct rest point.

Ive been pretty much using all of my free time to play Elden Ring for a week now. Haven't even read (or done writing for) fanfic. It's so much fun.

I just went back and killed the Grafted Scion and wow those swords are cool, excited to use em.

Really though... I should be writing...

And so goes Godrick, weak foe indeed.

I *did* die 2-3 times to the Crucible Knight on the cliffs behind the west wall, really doesnt let up on the assault, but I also think I'm ready for the Stormhill Evergaol now!

\o/

Welp, I suppose I've overleveled and gotten too much experience fighting more relentless enemies.

Margit is down without a single death, praise the sun!

Welp, I suppose I've overleveled and gotten too much experience fighting more relentless enemies.

Margit is down without a single death, praise the sun!

Killed that bitch Agheel! Kicked my ass several times a few days ago, but I'm 20 levels stronger and with better gear, didnt even use Torrent or ranged attacks, just a sword and a dream

\o/

AHHHH THEYRE FALLING FROM THE CEILING

Why are there so many ants (specifically ones with wings) in my class?? I've stomped on like 5 or 6 but theres still more and theyre all *buzzing*

Losing my marbles

Why are there so many ants (specifically ones with wings) in my class?? I've stomped on like 5 or 6 but theres still more and theyre all *buzzing*

Losing my marbles

So I've been playing a lot of Elden Ring recently.

Still haven't fought Margit but I have killed enough enemies to get some full gearsets (so surprised when I wiped out the Limgrave Caravan on a whim and got the Noble's Estoc) Also attached is the gear and weapon I've been using normally. Fully cleared the Weeping Peninsula today!

(yes the character is a girl, soulsborne player characters just never look all that feminine, also I like the short hair)

Honestly, runebears, at least the ones in Limgrave, aren't all that tough once you understand how they work. I hit em when theyre not moving and dodge when they start lifting their paws, haven't died to one yet. Even when that fucker Patches teleported me to the Mistwood, l just crouched and walked between bushes until I was out of the woods.

You ever spend a few years trying to mould yourself to suit someone else and what they like but it doesn't work? And then you get out of that, because its obviously unhealthy, but then youre stuck not knowing who you are or what you like, romantically, so you just sort of flounder. Then you dont meet people ever or know how to meet people, so its less like digging a hole deeper and more like standing in quicksand. When your only standard becomes "someone who likes me" because you've already experienced being with someone who didn't and learned not much else.

Found this cool notepad on my grandmother's basement fridge yesterday during Easter. There's a sort of indescribable humor to it

This one is more of a question of what you headcanon taylon hober as, since there is technically a canonical answer, it's just that it's a stupid canonical answer and i've elected to ignore it (sick avengers 2012 reference)

sadly we don't have ranked choice voting, but I will lump answers within categories

there are so many options I had to cut because there are only 12 selectable answers for the poll. It's FUCKED okay? it's FUCKED. Honestly, you're kind of gonna have to write in for any answer since 12 options allows for basically no nuance.

the slug is not a gender

Make sure to tell me what you think and why you think it! Just. Don't yell, please?

if u get this, answer w/ three random facts about urself and send it to the last seven blogs in ur notifs. anon or not, doesn't matter, let's get to know the person behind the blog

no obligation obviously!! 😺

hmmm, three random facts about myself...

I've made several paintings for people as gifts in the past, its something I enjoy even though I don't think I'm very good at it.

I used to go jumping off a bridge into a waterway in my town, but its like a major waterway and riptides have killed people there in the past, so yikes.

I'm listed as a published author on a research study in a major scientific journal.

Really, I think I'm quite boring, it even says so in my blog description

Oh my gosh to the cooperator I was partying with in elden ring I am so sorry. Game crashed out of fucking nowhere and we almost had the boss too

God damnit

(suggested by @hpetrr)

THIS POLL IS NOT ABOUT TAYLOR SWIFT

note how like half of the options are various things on the ace spectrum. this is gerrymandering

Fun fact about this: i have literally no idea if pansexual and omnisexual are the same thing. (some people said that they were both synonymous with bisexual) I tried looking it up and there didn't appear to be any consensus whatsoever.

AND SEE HOW I LEFT OUT A MASSIVE AMOUNT OF NUANCE WITHIN ASPEC WITH THE COMPLETE OMISSION OF PRETTY MUCH ANY DEMIROMANTIC/AROMANTIC OPTIONS

the slug is not a sexuality. if you're wondering by the way the slug is straight because i don't like him. worm fanon polls is heterophobic you heard it here first folks

Make sure to tell me what you think and why you think it! Just. Don't yell, please?

anyone else need like. verbal confirmation that someone is your friend. like aaa i cant call you my friend if you haven't confirmed it yet!!! that's rude!!! and it only works in your case of course

(poll suggested by @lemurlord)

This is a fistfight to KO, the capes are allowed to use their powers as long as it isn't lethal, they see you as a petty criminal (ie graffiti artist.) and you don't get any powers.

Make sure to tell me what you think and why you think it!

(poll suggested by @lemurlord)

This is a fistfight to KO, the capes are allowed to use their powers as long as it isn't lethal, they see you as a petty criminal (ie graffiti artist.) and you don't get any powers.

Make sure to tell me what you think and why you think it!

Guilt sucks, honestly. I hate feeling guilty, especially over nothing. It's not a guilt of "oh I did this thing and that was wrong of me :(" its the guilt of "I feel this way and I feel like I shouldn't". It's a guilt of imagined transgression and I really wish it would stop. Though I cannot tell which way I would prefer more, the guilt to recede and finding satisfaction with my feelings, or my feelings coming to align with the manner I imagine they should, thus eliminating the guilt.

I don't often like sharing feelings like this, in fact venting or exposing my emotions just makes me feel guilty for taking up other people's times or thoughts with my nonsense, but it was a thought looping my mind over and over enough that it required a post.

au where everyone becomes their pfp go

me listening to my completely unorganized ff14 playlist

Just thinking about how pretty the horizon is, especially when the sun is either rising or setting. Something beautiful about the world getting bathed in orange but only briefly. Also just the broader concept of the horizon is alluring, a sight ahead of you that you can never catch up with. By the time you get there the sight has changed and the space around you has changed as well. There's probably a metaphor in there.

rise. live. fight. think about women. do not waver

rotten yuri on my mind

Looking at a medicine bottle that says "do not take more than one in 24 hours" and I can't remember if I took one 5 minutes ago or not, hmmm

Probably shouldn't risk it...