eepy little lad, is me eepy boi, is i eepiest of eep, i am lord eep, his eepiness i long to sleep but instead i am cursed to exist with permanent eep
I swear to god I am going to (remembers nothing) (stares directly at the fucking
Reblog to give a trans woman a delicious Cuban sandwich
I want my gay rights now! - Marsha P. Johnson (NYC Pride Parade, 1973)
We need to be going door to door telling men about bisexuality. We need to start standing outside grocery stores
ALSO. the “metaphor for capitalism”* that turns up in pavitr’s universe is literally a spot hole and not the glitchy stuff that was eating up the universe miguel fucked with when he went to impersonate an alternate version of himself.
*god i love hobie sm
pavitr’s universe is unstable BECAUSE spot is gathering up enough energy + strength to become an inter dimensional being that transcends space and time just so he can get even with a 15yo kid
bitches out here in the spider society tweakin’ over canon events when there is a wild polka-dotted middle aged man with a phd beefing with a child cause they didn’t take them seriously
ARGH !!! after everything spot has caused not enough people are talking about how integral he is to the canon let alone the web of destiny he is a literal PLOT HOLE !!
i love that silly goofy goober T^T
(waa-waa) “canon events”
(waa-waa) “it was supposed to happen”
(waa-FUCKING-waa) “web of fate & destiny”
BITCH.
mfs out here really blaming miles ALONE for the multiverse collapsing in on itself and for what?
“oh um. aCtUaLLy miles you saved someone else’s dad sooooo… we gotta let yours die cause canon gotta canon yk?”
BRUH.
miguel pulled a “iykyk” on miles and basically whooped his ass for not knowing. my guy just got here and you’re already mad.
the shit that pisses me off the most is this…
when miles first interacts with miguel he mentions he has some “new/fresh ideas on how to capture spot”*
*i’m paraphrasing here but yk that line was said
miguel replies by shutting down that conversation and saying “i’ll worry about spot” AND THEN PROCEEDS TO CHASE DOWN A 15YO CHILD ON ALL FOURS, LOSE A FIGHT TO HIM AND MONITOR HIS DAD TO MAKE SURE HE DIES AND MILES DOESN’T INTERFERE !!!
when the fuck was this mf gonna worry about spot???
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT SPOT WHEN IT COMES TO THE CANON EVENT THEORY, MILES IS ONE HALF OF THE ORIGINAL ANOMALY !!!
MILES WOULD NOT BE SPIDER-MAN IF NOT FOR SPOT // ALCHAMEX BRING THAT SPIDER FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION !!!
idk why i’m so mad about this, it’s just something i’ve noticed recently that’s getting on my nerves ARGH
Dude you cant even tie a bunch of bed sheets together to make a makeshift rope and descend from a window anymore
it’s giving that one waiter in ratatouille that had to put up with anton ego being a pretentious fuck.
like come on, who the fuck orders “perspective”???
my boy was stressed the fuck out.
unnamed waiter from ratatouille, they could never make me hate you. you would’ve loved senshi <3
Shuro: You used black magic to bring back Falin, are you stupid?!
Laios: hey what the fuck is your problem man?
Senshi: