“You Asked Me If I’m Angry, Well, Hell Yeah I Fucking Am. Can’t Help The Way God Made Me, But He

Excuse my dumb au's but i just read the cutest cherry magic au for wangxian and i couldn't help myself.

Moonjo, residential perfectionist and loner working at an insurance company (no sexy murder dentist in this timeline oops), turns 30 while still being a virgin. So, he suddenly has the ability to read other people's minds, and he finds a way to use that to his advantage, and ascend to higher positions in the company.

A couple of years later, Jongwoo starts working at the same insurance company, and Moonjo takes a liking to him. Only Jongwoo always evades and ignores the other so he can't really read his thoughts. But several months later, as they both get off work close to midnight, he manages to do so, and finds Jongwoo's thoughts to be an odd string of "God that bastard is so fucking handsome I want him to choke me but also I want to punch him in the face because he's so perfect all the time, and also what is it with him grinning all the time and his stupidly pretty eyes, god i HATE HIM"

God aka John Gaius aka The Emperor calling Phyrra a bombshell, and then making a ‘your mom’ joke to Augustine is the highlight of my day

let me pitch: dongwook in your typical cheesy kdrama setting, but with both male and female love interests

to go back to my statement of not having enough morally grey wlw ladies in asian dramas - i just recently started Couple of Mirrors and it's a cold-hearted assassin and a kind writer / socialite who found out her husband and best friend were having an affair getting together set in like 1920s / 1930s Shanghai???

The views for IDOL are already over 9 million, in under 4 hours and since the comments are still broken af, i don't think the views have cought up yet😆

Armys are just crazy, i love it❤️❤️

The thing that makes me sad about the Eurovision results is that Loreen’s victory lacks everything that makes a Eurovision victory great:

A lesser known artist catapulted into stardom? She’s been internationally known for years.

Their country getting a chance to host after never/rarely doing so before? Sweden’s had it 6 times already.

An underdog taking the crown by being an audience pleaser? She was the bookies’ favourite from the start.

Eurovision being one of the biggest, most exciting things they’ve ever done? She’s done it all before.

None of these things are personally Loreen’s fault, and I actually feel bad for her that this win will be remembered as one that the public clearly wanted to give to someone else. But it does all feel extra slimy and calculated on Sweden’s part, especially given the 50th anniversary of ABBA’s Waterloo just happening to be next year. It all feels very hollow.

Ballister and Ambrosius being together is so perfect omg

I went to procrastinate organic chem by reading fics on ao3, and ao3 just went eRrOr go back to studying!1!

an au that would be funny is, if rona existed when Jongwoo moved into Eden and oh boy oh god now he's quarantined with these creepy people and cannot leave the residence