Thinking About Hotchreid Coffee Dates... Spencer Playfully Kicking Hotch Under The Table... Converses

he’s spencer's goth gf sorry i don't make the rules

Reid: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-

Hotch: I wrote you a poem.

Reid, already crying: You did?

Evil straight men in fiction are boring. I mean, there's nothing new about them. They're everywhere in real life too so like.. where's the fun in that? Evil gay men on the other hand? ohohoho chef's KISS. Let me see you with that homoerotic tension with your enemy. Watch me cheer as you try to kill him, but then turn around and murder anyone who lays a hand on him. Yeah you attic husband the shit out of him you crazy bastard you! Basically, watching men being toxic towards each other is far more fun than watching men being toxic towards women because the former is the perfect package of horny + true love + evil cat while the latter is just... reality. If I wanted reality, WHY would I even be here lol

Priest Hotch BUT he’s casually homophobic and the biggest closet case ever seen. He never left the south (is Virginia the south?) has his good ol’ country boy values instilled into him by his horrible father. That is until a case brings Spencer Reid with the BAU to his church and his life gets flipped upside down.

The BAU has to work with Hotch on the case and his casual homophobic remarks get under Spencer’s skin, but he’s used to homophobes. What he’s not used to is being so physically attracted to homophobes that he can’t think straight. Hotch is the sexiest man he’s ever seen. He hates him. He wants to fuck him. What happens when Hotch casually mentions his dad beat the gay demon out of him when he was a kid and Spencer realizes this guy is so far into the closet he’s in Narnia?

Internalized (and externalized too ig) homophobia, enemies to lovers, unresolved childhood trauma, angst, sinful sinful sex, and eventual happy ending 50k slow burn

if you’re lesbian how come you post about men all the time? /gen

an evil wizard cursed me so whenever I try to post about a woman it turns into a gay fictional man

the ghost of one specific homosexual cowboy regularly possesses Tumblr gays

what a typical wednesday looks like

of course I love when men are babygirls. BUT I especially love it when men are sad little kicked puppies. kick them harder!!