Shujinko Is An Agent Of Chaos Rant

How the Devil Gene in canon still works after Tekken 7

From what most Tekken enjoyers understand is that the Devil gene was retconned. But what if there was a way to watch all endings and past revelations without getting confused? Which brings my presentation. 

How the Devil Gene in canon still works after Tekken 7

To be clear, I haven't refreshed my memory of what went down in the storyline but I remember the basics, so feel free to call out any incorrectness. Most of this is just a ramble and I wanted to show it to anybody who would read it, along with using a bunch of gifs for artistic reasons.

When Kazuya was a small boy his father (Heihachi) threw him off a cliff, in Tekken 7 it is because Kazuya tried to fight him after Heihachi killed Kazumi, his mother. The reason Heihachi killed her is because he found out she came from a family of devil genes (or something). 

I don't think Kazuya was raised to know what the Devil gene was, so when Devil made himself present he naturally made a deal with Kazuya out of instinct of knowing what itself was but not the family history. Kind of like a kitten having the same tendencies as its parents but was taken from the litter and mother it belonged to. I think you guys know what I mean here.

I theorise that the gene itself isn't present until something tragic and emotionally distressing activates it. At least that may be the case for those with it who go untrained not knowing that they have it, I don't know how it must've been for Kazumi. Devil Jin was activated through stress, and whilst Jin was in his teens, while Devil K grew with Kazuya.

Dude's mum just disappeared and the person that's supposed to protect him betrays him with the actual intent to harm. I think Heihachi throwing Kazuya was kind of a disciplinary thing, because Kazuya still grew up with Heihachi, while Jin was left for dead. But Kazuya was 8-10 (poor memory) when he got thrown off, so his emotional/mental tolerance was... lesser. Not to say Jin losing his mum at an older age wasn't just as traumatic, but teenagers and children are different. Jun's presence also must also have something to do with it, as Devil Jin tries to resist her good powers.

Devil Jin must've been waiting to appear for quite some time, in the back of Jin's mind watching everything. What we know of Devil Jin is that he's an absolute menace to society and a typical delinquent teenager. He's very playful in comparison to Devil Kazuya's maturity. He takes his time being a menace, knowing Jin would take control eventually. TTT2's special win poses between Devil K/Kazuya and Devil J make Devil K/Kazuya look a disapproving father. From DJ firing his laser out of control and flying away, with DK either crossing his arms or showing no reaction.

In Tekken 4 the Devil in Kazuya says that he lost a part of himself and wants to take it back. In a way, when you put in the whole genetic thing he's kind of not wrong. Devil K is acknowledging that he has a son but not to the full grasp that he should. We all know how DNA works, reproduction, ect.

Devil K however believes that 'part of himself' should be taken back, not getting that the gene is in Jin's blood. While I do believe Jun was protecting Jin, I don't think that's why his body rejected the gene getting taken away. Now, as seen with Kazuya's TTT2 ending he can absorb the evil off others for his own gain which is what he did to Unknown. Thing is, Unknown is more of a possession rather than an 'in the blood' situation. Sure TTT2 isn't canon, but it has shown 'what if' scenarios. Not only that, but we see Zafrina use Azazel's ball thing for her own use.

So the Devil gene is still a thing, and it started out as just that, a gene. They can take power away from other forms of evil, but not their own family members. That may have been why Kazumi wanted Kazuya killed, because Devil couldn't be taken away from him, and she's no Jun Kazama or Angel so it's not like she could take it away from him. Not to defend her or anything, just saying.

Edenian supremacism probably comes with the Sindel retcon. They were originally allies of Earthrealm and as much victims of Shao Kahn as anyone else - Kitana and Jade were actually freedom fighters for Edenia. Why they're now apparently all soulless pieces of shit (and why the narrative turns against Kitana beginning with Aftermath, seriously listen to how Spawn just dunks on her), I think, has to do with a change in society as a whole.

As more and more previously unheard people speak up and tell their stories, more and more narratives are getting flipped, and rightly so - those we've been told to admire all our lives are turning out to be bigots at best and greedy, power-hungry butchers or heartless religious zealots at worst. Conversely, the people society whose voices society wishes it could silence - BIPOC, LGBTIA+, workers, those with disabilities (ND included), really anyone who's suffered at the hands of the powerful and privileged - are finally starting to be vindicated, to have their complaints validated, and their stories heard.

In other words, our heroes are turning out to be way worse people than our villains ever were, and fiction is starting to reflect this; The Boys would be a textbook example, nobody with superpowers in that franchise is anywhere near heroic, and honestly I'm a little disturbed that anyone would want to play Homelander in MK. The Edenians were presented as the most virtuous in the original universe, so they were the obvious choice to be the rotten bastards in MK11 (not a choice I exactly agree with, or even the Sindel retcon at all, but if I got to make every choice cheese curds would grow on trees, so)

Having made that observation, I still consider having villains more sympathetic than your heroes to be an immense failure on the part of the author. Let's be real, "princess" is part of Kitana's identity, and that implies she's up to her eyeballs in some sort of privilege. The thing is, free will exists, and privilege does not (or should not) hard-lock you into being an asshole. Even Kitana could have chosen integrity and real compassion, to do what's best for the people even when it came at expense to herself, but nope, she chose to play footsie with Kotal's buddies and attack people for not meeting her sky-high standards.

This is not the Kitana Outworld deserves, and this is not the Kitana the MK community deserves.

I'm falling asleep at my laptop rn, so good night and thank you for pointing out that Sonya is trash.

Goodnight.

Not gonna lie, I always saw Sindel as an evil character even with the whole mind control thing. If their own queen was willing to kill her own husband, an Edenian, to have a stronger one (Outworld-ian) then they shouldn't be flabbering about supremacy.

I've been meaning to vent out about Sonya but didn't know when.

"I'm a little disturbed that anyone would want to play Homelander in MK" I thought this was a joke when I first heard it, but I wouldn't be surprised if someone actually meant it.

When it comes to villainising the heroes I think it's more of a Severus Snape situation, where we the viewers find out there's more to the villains and the heroes. I think NRS figured we were tired of goody two shoes and wanted to see those goody two shoes be more humanised, if humanised means less decent. And then proceeded to butcher some beloved characters, I guess. Harry's been told his parents were good people only to find out they did terrible things. When shown that Mileena just wanted a family we can hold some kind of sympathy for her, even though it doesn't excuse the fact that she's a blood thirsty killer.

One thing to be noted is that there's a lack of consistency when it comes to the games, and not just designs, so when you're talking about "those we've been told to admire all our lives are turning out to be bigots at best and greedy, power-hungry butchers or heartless religious zealots at worst." I think it's the writers changing their minds to fit the mindset of current audiences, acknowledging that it's not just kids playing the games nowadays and it's their way of making things more realistic.

As a Johnny Cage stan, I can very much tell you that there's a lot of things wrong with him, but he's an angel in comparison to the other heroes. (even if he was sexist and mouthy in the past, he is the most relatable) He is a good example when making a flawed character in my opinion, or maybe I'm being too soft on the guy.

I don't think Scorpion was held accountable for screwing everyone over, either. Or killing Bi Han. Poor Bi Han.

Body Swap

I had a dream that Illumi and Hisoka switched bodies, and Hisoka, speaking from Illumi's body was talking about... something(?). I can't remember what they were talking about. Illumi was less talkative and more observant.

Their nen switched as well, thankfully. Hisoka was able to use Bungee Gum even through Illumi's body. Thing is, when it was time to use their abilities in a fight, Illumi didn't use his needle men, he used a nen gun.

It turns out, there was a third party to the body swap, and that was Kikyo Zoldyck. Kikyo was able to mimic Illumi's mannerisms, but was able to recognise that she wouldn't be able to copy his way of speaking. Kikyo isn't aware that she's crazy, but she knows she cannot talk without screaming. The cold energy around her (him?) couldn't be denied.

Illumi was in Kikyo's body, or potentially may even have been in another body.

Shang Tsung x Bimbo Reader

Writing for MK11 Shang Tsung was tricky, but Shang Tsung in MK1 is quite different so I guess this one was easier.

Shang Tsung wasn't a kindred spirit, but you could understand what his deal was from time to time. It was just everything else. When a former classmate of yours won as prom queen instead of you it was a day when conquest was ignited within you, so you could understand where Shang was coming from in that department. Most of the time he just bewildered you in ways you could fathom.

"I can't believe you were able to get Sindel's trust dressed like that." you said to Shang Tsung.

"What do you mean?" his brows furrowed. He was a small town boy, and a poor orphan. Surely he didn't look like it.

"It isn't..." you waved your hand around trying to think of a word, "Slutty enough."

He didn't know what that word meant, but he didn't approve. "Slutty?"

"You need a titty window somewhere." you pulled open the top of his robe. "Like here, you just need to style things up a bit more. I should take you shopping." You feigned a careful look at his hair. "You need to fix that too."

Your hands went up and Shang did attempt to restrain them but you were quicker and stronger. You untied it and proceeded to braid it. He sulked but dropped his hands.

"You know if you weren't so fussy you could've been a model." you said to him, almost finished.

"Fussy isn't the word I would give myself."

"You tried to take over the world or something, I'm pretty sure that counts as fussy." you patted his head where there were nicely done braids. "There, now your hair looks nicer."

He narrowed his eyes before carefully touching the newly braided strands. "Thank you." he said, almost reluctant. Almost.

"Your titan self can shapeshift, right? Can you shapeshift too? If so, when you shapeshift into a woman do you have female organs or anything?"

While Shang could smell your promiscuity, he couldn't help his disbelief. "That's the only thing on your mind?"

"Yeah, I'm very curious." you looked down towards his lower region but quickly made eye contact.

He saw what you did, "Why does Liu Kang value you?"

You happily rubbed your chest, "My allure is my weapon, besides the fact that I can hold my own well enough."

He tilted his head to the side, "How can you be so confident?"

"Well, you didn't stop me, now did you." there was a playfulness in your eyes. "Go ahead, test my strength."

He seemed annoyed, but he wasn't saying no, nor did he walk away. You sighed and rolled your eyes.

"Fine then. Experiment on me, or whatever."

You've been with nerds before, so Shang wasn't bizarre on the list of men you held an attraction for. Not to say nerds were bizarre, sometimes they just didn't get it.

Shang looked you up and down for himself. You walked towards you, with confidence but a curiosity. Being a small town street boy stunted him from giving eyes at any body, but he still felt attraction towards people. He did feel something towards you, he just didn't think much of it.

He looked into your eyes, "I want to hurt you." he admitted.

BDSM? No pressure, you could handle this.

"How bad?" you asked.

He kissed you, it was sweet at first but then it turned bruising. There was something immature about it that made you thankful you were still young. He started sucking on your neck, but you felt a bit of teeth in there.

"Let's go somewhere private." you urged.

He chuckled, a smirk to his lips. His gaze wasn't one of admiration, which was new, but you appreciated his playfulness and honesty.

"Lead the way, princess."

Cheerleader Miles Morales?

I'm obsessed with cheerleading. My Spidersona is Spider Cheer, I just suck at drawing so I can't draw her, which means I can't show you guys. But I was thinking of writing a fanfic where Miles ends up on the Visions cheer team due to his spidey sense alerting him to catch one of the flyers from hitting the ground. What do you guys think?

Daniel D'Arby is the cooler D'Arby

Just something I wrote in a youtube comment section, thought it was good enough to be a post and here I am.

Here's the link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-DpwGvxN1U

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I love older D'Arby (Daniel). It's just how unassuming he is, and when we're first introduced to him we can tell that he has an involvement with the plot but we're taken aback by how normal he looks yet he stands out.

The fact that he's a dirty cheater is funny, but it all gets quiet when he takes your soul. YOUR SOUL, that's some demonic type stuff right there. There's also the classic casino look he has going on with him that reminds me of Mr Dice from Cuphead (also a game about your soul being taken by Satan and gambling).

I'm also taken by how much of a gentleman he is, supposedly at least. He has this old fashioned style to him that makes his presence feel more alien and maybe a little eerie whenever we zoom in on his red eyes. Like he's either timeless or from another time.

The fact that he and Terence are related is quite surprising, not just appearance wise, but it has more to do with the vibes they give off. Daniel gives off "trusty stranger you shouldn't trust, but end up falling victim to anyway", while Terence is "little boy wants to play and you can see the red flag". Terence is a wolf that you see coming, but Daniel unnervingly sneaky. Daniel will sort of play mind games on you (by cheating), but Terence is the kind that YOU play tricks ON.

Both D'Arby's have the ability to take souls. With Terence you feel like he's just being an a-hole, you kind of roll your eyes a bit. With Daniel there's this otherness, like "Why do you want my soul?". I get that it has something to do with pride, but what does he need it for? Terence watches them move as dolls with a conscience and they are stuck with him to the point where they develop stockholm syndrome (as seen with one of the dolls), but Daniel just has them stuck as chips and nothing else as if he's collecting rare cards.

There's a story to Daniel that I'm curious about. There's just something about him that makes me wanna separate him from everything and get to the bottom of his character. His face markings, his need for soul taking, and his upbringing. Why are him and Terence so different besides the age gap and growing up in different decades.

MKX's Kung Lao an essay

Notes: I originally wrote this in youtube comment section and decided to post it here. Watch Cynical Warlock's Rewriting Kung Lao video, its super interesting.

Kung Lao seemed pretty badass in MKX, and I'm talking about the old man version that's not seen in the storymode. I first interpreted MKX version of Lao appeared more humble and secure, no longer needing to prove himself as Liu Kang's equal. He even gave me the impression that he could be a mentor figure, appearance wise, whereas Old Liu Kang didn't give me that same vibe. Also, Kung Lao has a special hat that he uses as a weapon... How does he not outshine Liu Kang?

We do see his hat origin in MK1, so we can assume that it's similar to the past timelines on why he uses it. With that being said, he's great at coming up with random weapons, and very effective ones too. In another timeline he might be a weapons specialist, maybe even a maker. He even has another version of the hat that looks like daggers have been glued onto it, which we see in the game (I think it was a variant), and that might have been his first hat before he made a perfected version.

I think if MKX had better writing, then Kung Lao could've been brought back from the dead (like Sub Zero, Scorpion & Jax) and become another mentor figure to the combat kids instead of just being another yes man revenant who obey's revenant Liu Kang.

Both Liu Kang and Kung Lao were playable in MKX, they could've at least brought one of them back. Since they made Liu Kang king of the Neatherrealm, it would have to be Kung Lao.

Just as Sub Zero has a sort of friendship with Johnny, Kung Lao could be the same, separating him from Liu Kang on who they keep close to them. Personality wise, he's less harsh and strict than Liu Kang, and is more friendly, so I can picture him and Johnny having a friendship.

He can teach the combat kids that weapons can be formed from anything, basically ensuring that no one becomes a copy paste of their parents (Cassie & Jacqui), and has something unique about them, like having knives in their shoes and doing capoeira to cut the opponent or something (idk).

Just like Johnny, he isn't treated or spoken to very nicely by Sonya and some others because they keep mistaking his current self to his past self. He doesn't like it when people do this (I certainly wouldn't), but he is mostly civil with cutting remarks every now and then. Think of it as visiting a toxic family you've been in low contact with, and they occasionally make jokes and jabs about you copying your golden child sibling, and how you'll never be like them or escape their shadow. Even though you stand up for yourself, you're still seen as being bitter and jealous.

Another reason why I think Johnny and Kung Lao have a shot at friendship is because Johnny doesn't mention Liu Kang once, or anything linked to the past, or even his personality. Kung Lao is also said to "smile too much" according to Ferra, meaning he has a tendency to smile when he's about to face off with an opponent. Remind you of someone we know?

Here's how he can be introduced: The combat kids have a mission, however, the combat kids cannot go with weapons, at least weapons that are seen. In this au Johnny is with the Wu Shi instead of the Special Forces (as seen in my Havik post), so he sends the combat kids (mainly Cassie and Jacqui) to meet Kung Lao. The combat kids find out that Kung Lao, while still maintaining his teachings, has left the Shaolin and works as a weapons maker in some random town or city in China, and lives in solitude (a metaphor for no longer seeking the validation of others). Instead of giving the weapons straight up, he tests every single one of them. He ends up letting them have the weapons of course, and watches them go on their day.

MK11 made him so cocky to the point he was a Johnny Cage clone, and Kung Lao never struck me as the cocky type during MK9. It was actually Liu Kang that came off as egotistical to me, and the fact that he rebels against Raiden kind of proves that. Liu Kang went against a literal god. There's even an ending that shows he will be corrupt if he replaced Raiden. Earthrealm's champion, ladies and gentlemen.

I never viewed Kung Lao as cocky, so his MK11 version was a complete 180, and the fact that NRS continued that into MK1 disappointed me. Kung Lao is impulsive, but not always. He is capable of being reserved and calculating. While Kung Lao is also quite ruthless, Liu Kang is the hot headed one that refuses to listen to reason at times.

People make all kinds of jokes about Kung Lao and him getting his neck snapped, when Shao Kahn went about it cowardly. I'll elaborate by saying Shao Kahn snuck up on him, it wasn't face to face. In the words of Kendrick Lamar, "when I catch flight, it's gon' be direct". Shao Kahn is Drake in this situation, sneak dissing. When people make fun of Kung Lao's neck snap they're technically meat riding Shao Kahn.

Mileena Zoldyck

[Warning: This is a long post]

I just want to rant about this story I came up with when I was 15-16 where instead of being killed by D'Vorah, Mileena is banished to a different realm, which is the Hunter realm (HxH). She joins Gon and Killua on their adventure, and becomes fiance to Illumi all the while trying to make Meteor City become a kingdom by trying to gain rulership of it. I'm actually half lying because I don't want to acknowledge the weirdness of the original plot. I also wrote this before the whole "Sindel was evil this whole time" thing, so she's still under Quan Chi's spell somehow because I actually like good Sindel. Also came up with it before Mileena was added to the game so I pictured the mkx version when coming up with ideas.

The whole making a kingdom out of Meteor city thing is because I figured Mileena would be drawn to it, she won't give up being queen that easily and if she's stuck in this realm she might as well make due with what she can. The whole concept of Meteor City is that it's a place that is not only not recognised in the map, but it is a country that is a junkyard filled with, outcasts and inhabitants that have no record of existing. Any trash could be abandoned there including people (children). Only few people know of Meteor City's existence which has played an advantage for the mafia to hire the inhabitants as assassins and hitmen. The inhabitants also have a strong bond with each other. If I did not explain well then please check the wiki page for better information. Mileena herself is an outcast and was an assassin, and growing up in Outworld, a place that isn't very friendly, Meteor City would probably be like a walk in the park.

"We'll accept anything you leave here, but don't ever take anything away from us." - Meteor City's motto.

The goal isn't to take anything away from Meteor City, but to reform it. Change it, using the bond that the inhabitants have for each other and the large population against them. According to the wiki it is ruled by an assembly of elders so I'm not sure how easy it would be for her to take over. I'm not sure if she will rule fairly either, considering she is spoken poorly of when her being a Kahn is brought up. She wasn't massacring tribes like Kotal, so I'm not sure.

When I came up with this idea it was right when mk11 came out. It was another one of those things where I come up with loads of ideas but end up not writing anything. I was super annoyed that Mileena wasn't in the game and read a Naruto x Mortal Kombat fanfic where Mileena is the mother of Hinata, and figured "why don't I make my own version but with HxH". To be honest, mk11 Mileena just feels like a continuation of mk9's Mileena, not mkx. Mkx seemed more mature and adapted out of being a server and to a position of leadership (to some extent).

Nen type: Specialist

Nen abilities

Shadows - The ability to make clones of herself (This ability has set backs as the clones are more of an illusion and cannot make physical contact with objects. If they appear to a non nen user then they appear blurred)

Midnight Pretenders - The ability to make her face look more human and less Tarkatan (ability lasts for no more that 2 hours and cannot be used at the same time as another ability)

Queen - Armour that enhances her abilities and protects her from attacks, and even gives her a pair of sais (armour looks more Edenian than Outworld) The outfit was made by playing a dress up game.

Made up intros

Killua: You're getting married to Illumi?

Mileena: The agreement was that your family will let you be free to make your own choices.

Killua: You should know that it won't be that easy.

Illumi: Your father does not approve of me.

Mileena: Your mother doesn't approve of me.

Illumi: If you stop insulting her then perhaps she will grow fond of you.

Kikyo: You belong in Kukurou mountain with us.

Mileena: Don't you hail from Meteor City yourself?

Kikyo: It was in our family's best interest.

Silva: You are the perfect wife for Illumi.

Mileena: Only because Killua does not want to be heir.

Silva: Killua will change his mind.

Zeno: Shang Tsung warned me you are a clone.

Mileena: Here to tell me I'm a perversion of nature, grandfather?

Zeno: I'm here to test you, as Illumi's fiance.

Mileena: How are things between you and Ging?

Gon: Things have been fun, Mily-san.

Mileena: For his sake, it better.

Kurapika: Is it true that you're going to marry Illumi?

Mileena: I saw an opportunity and stepped in. Forgive me.

Kurapika: Just remember, Killua is our friend.

Mileena: A zodiac, eh? May prosperity continue.

Leorio: Stop, you're making me blush.

Mileena: How do you do it, Leorio?

Mileena: Meteor City is home to many assassins.

Frost: Are you saying I must take it from you?

Mileena: I want your help rebuilding and protecting it.

Mileena: Meteor City welcomes you.

Kabal: I'm not an outcast, Mileena.

Mileena: The entire Black Dragon are outcasts.

Mileena: So all of that, and Tanya is dead?

Kano: You want someone to blame, look in the mirror.

Mileena: It was your job to kill Kotal.

Mileena: When I gained the throne you abandoned it.

Erron Black: Aw, are you upset, Princess?

Mileena: At everyone who has betrayed me, yes.

Raiden: Your actions cost lives, Mileena.

Mileena: It is not my fault you involved yourselves in my affairs.

Raiden: You disguise your conquest as charity.

Sub Zero: You've learned better self control.

Mileena: Tarkatan blood makes me the perfect savage.

Sub Zero: Savage enough to join the Zoldycks?

Scorpion: A wasteland is now your home.

Mileena: Still on Quan Chi's leash?

Scorpion: I wasn't trying to insult you, Mileena.

Jade: Kotal being Kahn must still burn you.

Mileena: I am Outworld's true ruler!

Jade: Save your slobber, dog. 

Liu Kang: You are more like Shao Kahn than Kitana.

Mileena: In all the ways that matter, I am.

Liu Kang: You shouldn't be flattered, Mileena.

Kung Lao: Illumi chooses wives poorly.

Mileena: Shut up and die, shaolin.

Kung Lao: Touched a nerve, have I?

Mileena: The inhabitants of Meteor City are off limits.

Baraka: There must be a flesh trade if we are to be allied.

Mileena: Oh Baraka, not even I would feed off of them. The mafia on the other hand.

Mileena: Meteor City does not have any riches.

Kollector: It's riches are through you, Princess.

Mileena: My father has no claim to it, Kollector.

Mileena: Your flesh looks tempting.

Johnny: Yeah, everyone wants a piece of me.

Mileena: Too bad. I'm getting married.

Mileena: Face the might of Meteor City.

Cassie: You haven't changed a single bit. 

Mileena: I do not intent to.

Sonya: Kronika's trying to screw you over, Mileena.

Mileena: No one here deserves my obedience.

Sonya: Seriously not liking this idea.

Jax: We have Shang Tsung to thank for you? 

Mileena: Your opinion does not matter.

Jax: I only state facts.

Jacqui: Your mother in law is quite the nightmare.

Mileena: Can you relate, Jacqueline Briggs?

Jacqui: With me and Takeda? Dad won't give us a break.

Ermac: When Kotal sent you to a far away realm I didn't picture this.

Mileena: You are not welcome to the hunters realm.

Ermac: I do not wish to go there.

Reptile: You run in circles, Mileena.

Mileena: In what way, treacherous snake?

Reptile: By taking hold of a kingdom that is not yours to take.

Noob Saibot: Kronika promises you a kingdom.

Mileena: Meteor City needs me.

Noob Saibot: Outworld snickers at your weakness.

D'Vorah: Kotal Kahn should have killed you.

Mileena: An action that will make you incredibly pleased.

D'Vorah: As it would, you disgusting clone.

Cetrion: You took advantage of the Chimera ant invasion.

Mileena: I should always take advantage of something.

Cetrion: There's no virtue in taking cities.

Geras: Tarkatans have a history of servitude.

Mileena: That will not stop me from ruling my kingdom.

Geras: Your kingdom? Meteor City is a breeding ground for low borns.

Kotal: You belong with Baraka, Mileena.

Mileena: I belong in Meteor City, usurper.

Kotal: Your blood is Tarkatan, not that of realm.

Mileena: Leave Alluka out of this.

Kotal: She holds power you cannot be trusted with.

Mileena: She is not to be touched by anyone.

Skarlet: Meteor City is an ugly home.

Mileena: The people there are just like us.

Skarlet: Define your meaning of us, Mileena.

Kitana: Make no mistake, you are a monster.

Mileena: Yet, I am still alive.

Kitana: Under whose authority?

Sindel: You claim to not love Illumi, yet you see yourself in him.

Mileena: I did not wish to control my sister.

Sindel: Then why have you agreed to start a family with him?

Nightwolf: Meteor City wasn't yours to take.

Mileena:  It is my duty to turn it into a better place.

Nightwolf: But are you the queen it needs?

Fujin: You're a clone, Shao Kahn is not your father.

Mileena: It matters not. I am Mileena Zoldyck now.

Fujin: My heart overflows with pity for you.

Rain: What is this Phantom Troupe?

Mileena: Unlike you, they are not treacherous to Meteor City.

Rain: They will serve me if they know what's best for them.

Mileena: You are not touching a hair on Kalluto's head.

Rain: Replaced Kitana already?

Mileena: Kalluto is family.

Sheeva: It's not enough to stay my hand.

Mileena: You don't want to be allied with Meteor City?

Sheeva: In the end you betrayed Goro.

Shang Tsung: An invisible hand must guide Outworld.

Mileena: I have no place in Outwold, I will be ruling Meteor City.

Shang Tsung: Nevertheless, I will be the power behind the throne.

Shao Kahn: Come back to your family.

Mileena: I have failed you, father.

Shao Kahn: Even so, our family is not complete.

Zoldyck Bonus

Illumi: Oh, you're Mileena's mother.

Sindel: You better treat her well, assassin.

Illumi: Every Zoldyck must honour their partner.

Kitana: What do you see in Mileena?

Illumi: She understands the Zoldycks traditions as assassins.

Kitana: Only someone like you would wed themselves to someone like her.

Illumi: Your abilities are very impressive.

Skarlet: You are heavily impressed?

Illumi: Hisoka is going to like you a lot.

Liu Kang: Your wickedness makes me sick to my stomach.

Illumi: I'm glad my blood lust warns you.

Liu Kang: It is not something to be proud of.

Illumi: You created my fiance.

Shang Tsung: I am certain she will function as any other woman.

Illumi: If not... you will splice our DNA.

Shang Tsung: Let me see those needles of yours.

Illumi: Nen cannot simply be stolen.

Shang Tsung: Your friend Chrollo says otherwise.

Shao Kahn: What are your intentions with my daughter?

Illumi: She will give birth to many future Zoldycks.

Shao Kahn: If this is true you will die.

Illumi: I do not have advice to give you, Bi Han.

Noob Saibot: We have much in common, Illumi.

Illumi: Your interest in Skarlet is between the two of you.

Shao Kahn: Aid me against Kronika.

Silva: You are going to con me.

Shao Kahn: Where did you get that idea?

Sindel: I heard Mileena's been giving you quite the run around.

Kikyo: How could you have raised such a vile girl?

Sindel: Careful how you speak.

Gon: You're one of Mileena's big sisters, I'm guessing.

Skarlet: What gave it away?

Gon: I know those hungry eyes from anywhere.

Gon: You don't deserve to be Mileena's older sister.

Kitana: That clone is not fit to live.

Gon: You're worse than Illumi.

Kitana: You and Mileena are friends?

Killua: We don't get along, but Gon likes her.

Kitana: Children are very naive.

Zeno: Mileena is much like Kikyo.

Shang Tsung: Is that a problem?

Zeno: So long as Mileena gets on her nerves, no.

Zeno: You cannot embrace being old?

Shang Tsung: I prefer more bearable appearances.

Zeno: Then you haven't embraced dying.

Does anyone remember that time The Flash got distracted from his mission to holla at some girls?

Static Shock: Shebang/Shanise