If you’ve been scrolling for a while stop here to take a breather (maybe drink some water or smth) and…
☆〜(ゝ。∂)good luck!!
1. If you’re so funny, why are you on your own tonight?
2. If you’re so clever, why are you on your own tonight?
3. If you’re so very entertaining, why are you on your own tonight?
4. If you’re so very good looking, why do you sleep alone tonight???
5. Do you know it’s over????
End of questions!! I hope you had fun answering them ! :]
late-night paperwork
I think I might finally be seeing the end of this long ass art block I’ve been experiencing
Knock on wood or whatevs
I want to go to a confessional but I want to be the one everyone is confessing their shit to
Like put me in a priest collar, shove me in that box, and call me father -
I yearn for your secrets. Your sins are safe with me don’t worry…
“I asked ChatGpt”
Ok well I asked the wasps nest in my attic, the song is loud and beautiful and I am so very afraid. There is a wasps’ nest in my attic. Perhaps it can soothe my itching soul.
If I have a dream about eating a bagel and I wake up and eat a bagel is that a prophetic dream
I have sight. I see.
from absolutely not going for a hug to just hold me
Legitimately the funniest thing just happened in our virtual book group after someone rec’d a vampire romance to me and someone else piped up that it had a “problematic age gap.”
In a vampire romance novel.
Like, yah. I sure fucking hope so.
I’m so screwed I’m so screwed I’m so screwed I’m so screwed I’m so screwed I’m so screwed I’m so screwed I’m so screwed I’m so screwed I’m so screwed I’m so screwed I’m so screwed I’m so screwed
Hi! It's me scrumpledmilk the cool guy ever20 trans + autistic YouTube era soon 😨🫣
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