Some Sort Of Shit-post, But Yes

Zoé: "Alix, I want you to draw me like one of your french girls..."

Alix: "Sorry, but you're American."

Zoé: (disappointed) "Damn..."

Alix: (kisses Zoé) "So, I will draw you like my one and only American girl."

I do the thing

this tweet lives rent free in my mind

how are you doin' bud buddo buddy

As always, creating Femslash stuff in my head. =^)

Sabrina have the ability to make a spinoff about herself as the Rooster Miraculous holder

Let’s Play a Game MLB fans!

Game inspired by @terrible-miraculous-ladybug-aus !

Sabrina Raincomprix holds the rooster miraculous.

She now can have any super ability that she wants, but it has to be random, the first one that pops into your head!

For every person who reblogs this post, giving Sabrina a random superpower, I will follow you!

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She has the ability to design the structure of a house at the snap of her fingertips.

I love Asuria 🥺

BRÜÜÜH

So, remember that scene from "Collusion" (thank you, Season 5, I hate the way you named your episodes because it's fucking confusing) where Caline kissed her wife?

This one ☝️

Now I give you the Russian dub of this scene

Translation:

Gisèle (on background): Caline!

Caline (running towards Gisèle): Sister!

Yes, you heard that right. The Russian dub of Season 5 made Caline and Gisèle "sisters"... That's bad because we all know how fucking homophobic Russia is.

BUT THESE IDIOTS DIDN'T EVEN CUT THE KISS AFTER CALINE CALLED HER WIFE "SISTER"!!!

THE RUSSIAN DUB MADE THEM INCESTIOUS SISTERS!!! RIDICULOUS, UTTERLY RIDICULOUS!!!

("Fun" Fact: in Russia, LGBTQ+ is branded as an "extremist and terroristic organization", while incest is still pretty much okay here. There is no penalty for incest, while for "gay propaganda", you will be ashamed and can be fined)

They also made Zoé confession from "I love you, Marinette" to "I'm in love with a boy but I'm afraid to tell you this", which is also bad, but that is beside the point.

Conclusion: The Russian Dub of Season 5 sucks harder than Season 5 itself!