Heh.

That 70’s Show (1998-2006)

my chemical romance academia.

Draco: Potter, I’d really rather you didn’t make a big deal out of this. It doesn’t mean anything.

Harry: But you kissed me.

Draco: So? I kissed Professor McGonagall on the hand once. Don’t think it means I’m in love with you or anything.

Harry: You’re in love with me?

Draco: See, I knew you’d make a big deal out of nothing. Are you not familiar with casual hook-ups? Sometimes a kiss is just a kiss. Sometimes sex is just sex.

Harry: So you want to have sex with me?

Draco: No, you’re not getting this. I’m not interested in being your boyfriend or whatever.

Harry: You want to be my boyfriend?

Draco: Oh, fine then. Yes. If you insist. I’ll be your boyfriend, Potter. Merlin, you are so dramatic.

Deadpool totally would do it 

au where everything is the same except sirius black is played by jonathan van ness from queer eye

Jean: Hey Eren, you can attack my titan anytime.

Eren: Huh, didn`t know 3 inch classes existed.

Jean: …

Levi: *deadpan af* Get rekt boi.

Draco: i’d fuck you, no homo

Harry: we’re married

This has been sitting in my drafts since I saw Black Panther.. .hAAA  I can’t wait  till these two become BFFs. 

bucky in fic: steve u asshole u could’ve been killed! what were u thinking? let me bandage u up and get u a nice cup of tea, i love u so much

actual bucky: