Op @scoutex I Can Hook You Up

If you haven’t scrolled through Marshmello’s Twitter you have not experienced peak humor

Someone kill me

Happy Bi visibility day :)

Bonjour 🇫🇷 Daft CUNTS 🤖🤖it’s 9/9 today and u know what that means 😜 it’s been almost 2️⃣0️⃣ years since daddies guy manuel de HOEmem christo 🥖and thomASS bangCOCKter 🥑 had their big human dicks 🍆🍆turned into robot ones 🤖🤖😳 that’s right ever since 1️⃣9️⃣9️⃣9️⃣ its been a piece of 🥐 to plug in to that 🔌DICKNOLOGIC and 🎶GET LUCKY🎶so if you can’t wait to get RAWED 🎵ONE MORE TIME🎵by some ROBOT COCK 🎸then send this to 15 of your sluttiest punks 👩‍🎤👨‍🎤 if you get 0️⃣ back ur a boring daft bitch, if u get 5️⃣ back u’ll find some DIGITAL LOVE 📟❤️ if u get 1️⃣0️⃣ back ur getting pounded HARDER BETTER FASTER and STRONGER 💪 if u get 1️⃣5️⃣ back u’ll get 💾R.A.Mmed by cocks all AROUND THE 🌎 share in 6️⃣9️⃣ seconds or your pussy won’t be getting tix 🎫 to 🔺ALIVE 2️⃣0️⃣1️⃣7️⃣🔺

Daft punk may be gone, but they’ll never be forgarder better faster stronger

Mmmmmmmmmm hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

trying to prove a point to the boys at school

reblog this if you believe trans men are real men like this if you dont

HE DO SMILE

Managed to find this on a hard drive at A&M Records, the session file is dated 2012 so I imagine this was made halfway through the recording process once they honed in on the sound of the record

It’s the truth and I should say it

Wonderful song called “Not the Villain” by S. J. Tucker that’s basically Roceit and that’s my thesis on why it should be on Janus’ playlist