I Would Like To Start This Account By Wishing Ya'll A Happy New Year :3

your pets would miss you if you were gone

your family would miss you if you were gone

your friends would miss you if you were gone

the world would miss you if you were gone

Tumblr would miss you if you were gone

I'd miss you if you were gone

a cozy lil' honeycomb catfish! i decided to take the drawing in a slightly different direction at the end hehe

i made a therian necklace :D

i've never done anything like this before, so i'm pretty happy with how it turned out

process below cut:

The first thing I did was trace a circle on some cardboard. I then cut out that circle and coloured it black with a marker, then I drew the therian symbol on top with a white gel marker. Once that was dry, I painted over top of it on both sides with modge podge (a sealant/glue). I used several coats of modge podge on it in order to give it durability. Then, using a safety pin, I poked a tiny hole at the top of the charm. I used wire to make a support for the charm: I made a support in the back by criss-crossing it over the charm many times, then bending it over the edges slightly in the front. To finish it off, I twisted the wires together at the top to form a loop. I had to use pliers for that. I hope this helps :D

this lil' guy is called an angel squeaker it gets its name from the squeaky noises it makes to communicate with other fish :}

i see so many aesthetic care packages and the like and none of them pertain to me (slimly smelly solitary swamp beast) so i'm going to make my own. here we go.

swamp monsters care package

1: webbed gloves (finger gaps are overrated)

2: those foot flipper things (humans swim too slow)

3: inflatable pool (see #4)

4: duckweed (fill up pool and put duckweed in it. at home swamp)

5: swamp monster mask (obviously)

6: whatever this shaggy camo is called (the spanish moss always falls into the water and tangles around me)

ok i think thats it.

ya'll

ya'll

guess who's going to their first furry convention

Did I spent 20 minutes this morning moving earthworms off of my driveway back onto soil because it rained a lot overnight?

Yes.

Did I get soaked because it was still raining?

Yes.

Did I have to go to work all wet because of that?

Yes.

Do I regret any of it?

Of course not. 🪱

I can feel in my heart that the earthworms are very thankful :) I rescued one off a drying sidewalk just today!

its name is tacky carpet, but you can call it tacky for short :3

I've started playing this new game when I'm bored where I look up shitty T-shirts with pictures and slogans on them intended to be worn to very specific occasions and I try to think of a different place where it would be way funnier to wear it

Some Examples:

ONE

EASTER SHIRT

Slogan or image: Easter bunny, "I have the best eggs"

Intended wear: Family event, community event

Funnier place to wear it: Fertility clinic

TWO

ST. PATRICK'S DAY SHIRT

Slogan or image: Man with two beers on green. "Dublin fistin"

Intended wear: At a bar with the boys

Funier place to wear it: BDSM club. With the boys

THREE

HALLOWEEN MATERNITY

Slogan or image: Skeletal ribcage aligned with the wearer's ribcage, and a cartoonish skeleton baby just below it.

Intended wear: Low-effort Halloween event

Funner place to wear it: Abortion procedure