What It Feels Like Trying To Explain Polyamory To Literally Anybody.

what’s the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?

“our teeth and ambitions are bared” is a zeugma

and it’s a zeugma where one of the words is literal and one is metaphorical which is the BEST KIND

Me: *Minding my own business on break*

Return date to work: *draws nearer*

Me: "Oh no, the eternal dread has returned."

Reminder:

You are not obligated to keep up a relationship with anyone who has toxic or abusive behavior, whether they are a parent, friend, family member, romantic partner, or someone else. It is completely acceptable and reasonable to cut ties with these people. You do not owe them anything; and you deserve to have a happy, healthy life, free from their influence.

I know it is difficult right now.

But please, focus on your hobbies, the things and the people you love, everything that brings you joy.

If you can manage to find joy anywhere, no matter how small, it is worth living for.

And if that isn't enough for you, outlive the bastards who want you dead so you can shit on their fucking graves.

Exist out of sheer spite and the will to see another day.

I'm delirious

I'll probably redo the texturing someday, I was slightly distracted because I was in a vc with some freaks at 1am

I kind of just wanted to make that table

The conversation between Martin and Tim that he overhears in the hall is also really funny. The fact that they're talking about how he should probably go to therapy meanwhile Jon is foaming at the mouth and screaming the date of the recording like he can hear the clock ticking

I just started season two of The Magnus Archives today, and I've just got to say Jon's rampant paranoia is so funny to me

Like, he's not even good at hiding his investigations. He goes to his colleagues' houses after work and the very next day they're like "Jon what the fuck" and report him to their boss who is so done with his antics

And also he's so focused on finding out who killed Gertrude Robinson (a valid concern) that he does not even notice Sasha is POSSESSED. The single-minded focus is insane.

Linguine .

was suddenly moved to draw a toony sort of character design .. but this is a bit too close to 2013 tumblr sexyman for my own comfort