I Live For The AU In Which All TheTriwizard Champions Are Alive And Happy🙏🙏🙏

Marlene is online!

Marlene is here, queer, and having one hell of a time concealing her crush on Dorcas after spending a day in muggle London with her and their friends. Send her some asks!!

(Tonks is back in her room at grimmauld place after a particular hard day. Why don’t you ask her about it? )

Birds of a Feather

Sirius: Why?

Sirius: Oh thank Merlin, me too.

(Based on a text post by @whom-ping-willow)

(OOC: I present to you my new and improved Marlene McKinnon!)

One of the baristas at a nearby Starbucks makes me lose my mind every time I’m working there by saying things that are not outside the spectrum of normal human words but are just slightly off-the-wall.

Barista: Welcome to Starbucks, home of delicious, what deliciousness can I put in motion for you today?

Customer: … Can I get a trenta pink drink please?

Barista: Go big or go home, we here at Starbucks appreciate your commitment, what else can I get started for you?

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Customer: Nitro cold brew with shots of espresso please.

Barista: Brave of you to commit to staying awake for three days, anything else today?

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Barista: *slams open drive-thru window* HI HOW ARE YOU?

Customer: …I’m pretty good.

Barista: Are you ready to be even better? Because you’re about to be. *hands them their coffee* 

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Barista, realizing that a drink was made wrong: *slams open window* SO how do you feel about surprises?

Customer: ….they’re okay.

Barista: Great because I’m about to give you one.

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Barista: You have two drinks so I am going to hand you two straws which means, FANTASTIC news, these straws double as drumsticks. / You have one drink so I am going to hand you one straw and, promise not to tell anyone, this straw doubles as a magic wand.

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Barista: Here are those cake pops, I plucked them fresh from the tree myself.

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Barista: *slams open window, holding drink* Amazing, fantastic, delicious, you are a very lucky man/woman!

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Barista, realizing drink is being delayed or remade: Looks like it’s gonna be just one minute so they have time to put the extra love in.

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Barista: I’ll be with you in one hot second. *beat* WOW that second sure was hot!

Anyway she has a few dozen catchphrases she rotates appropriately and it’s both distracting and fantastic to listen.

Marlene’s Online

(Marlene McKinnon is online, at the Beltane festival, and exceedingly worried about her girlfriend, who’s nowhere to be found. Send her some asks!🥀)

Are you Thor, God of Hammers?

Thor Ragnarok (2017)

“I STACKED THEM” JHDKDHSK I’M WEAK

I'm sure you can handle yourself, but that doesn't mean you have to, you know. Will didn't send me, but I know he's been looking for you. If you don't want to see him I can run interference for you, but I don't know how long that will work. He's can be pretty stubborn, especially when he's worried.

An Involuntary Challenge

McGonagall: You know what? Forget it, I’m not even shocked anymore.

McGonagall: This has become the norm for you two.

McGonagall: Please don’t.

(Based on a textpost by @incorrect-harry-potter-quotes)

Bisexual mess Harry Potter is online and they are ready to answer your questions