I Totally Get It, Your All Good To Take Your Time Too!! When It's Out I Will Shower It In Love Because

MOST OF THEIR SONGS ARE LITERALLY BEGGING TO BE MADE INTO ANIMATICS, AND HONESTLY? I MIGHT GIVE INTO THAT

THERE IS A SHORTAGE OF KLEINSEN ANIMATICS SO

Nik that's a lot of The Front Bottoms are you okay

uhm

you know I find it funny how all the canon hellaverse asexuals are in positions of power in some way (mammon: deadly sin, octavia: ars goetia, alastor: overlord)

this is a metaphor for how asexuals are very powerful and you should beware of us

YES.

YES IT IS.

WHO- WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND EVEN??

Why do falsettos fanfics always give Whizzer a different birth name? Like is it that hard to believe his parents looked at him when he was a baby and went “That boy is a Whizzer.”?

i've cracked. starting house md

DEH Incorrect Quotes Pt. 8 I Think??

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Jared: If I'm extra sarcastic with you it probably means I'm flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can't handle your crap... have fun figuring out which one.

Evan:

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Jared: I feel like doing something stupid.

Evan: I'm stupid.

Jared: ...?

Evan: Do me?

Jared: oH-

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Miguel: As the top of this relationship, I think we should-

Connor: I can't believe your pulling rank on me.

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Evan: I still have no idea how I'm attracted to you...

Jared: Too bad. You're stuck with me now, honey.

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Evan: My life is a mess.

Jared: Relax. Go get a beer.

Evan: I don't want a beer?

Jared: Who said it was for you?

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Evan: We vegetarians love the environment. Carnivores are sick freaks.

Connor: How can vegetarians possibly love the environment.. you keep eating all the fucking plants.

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Jared: I'm bored, any suggestions?

Alana, trying to get him to have a decent sleep schedule: Sleeping is nice.

Jared: I acknowledge your suggestion, and I’m deciding to ignore it.

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Connor: When life gives you lemons, what do you do?

Alana: Make lemonade! :)

Connor: No! You throw the lemons back up into the sky and make life deal with it's own shit!

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Evan: That's illegal, right?

Jared: Why do you care, are you fucking a cop or something?

Evan: No-

Jared: Then shut the fuck up.

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7 year old Zoe: I lost my fish, can you help me find it?

9 year old Connor, cooking the fish: What? Speak up, I can't hear you.

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Alana: Just be yourself, say something nice!

Jared: Which one? I can't do both.

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Zoe: Are you drinking enough water?

Evan: Sometimes my tears get in my mouth.

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Evan: I wanna die.

Jared: We all do, you're not special.

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Evan: Pick a card, any card.

Connor: Fine.

Evan: Wait, that's my credit card-

Connor: You said any card.

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Miguel: So, what would you do if you were in bed with me?

Connor: Depends. Is your bed comfortable?

Miguel: Uh yeah, I guess-

Connor: Then I'd sleep.

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Evan: Where are you going??

Jared: Hell, eventually.

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Zoe: Hey besties-

Jared: Die.

Zoe: What did I ever do to you-

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Evan: Jared, I sense hostility.

Jared: Good, because I fucking hate you.

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Miguel: Happy October 32nd! Second Halloween!

Connor: That doesn't exist-

Miguel: Not with that attitude.

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Miguel: I wanna be called cute 21/7.

Connor: Why not 24/7?

Miguel: Snack breaks.

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Connor, annoyed af: Why can't trees give off something fucking useful... like wifi.

Jared:

Jared: So then just fuck oxygen I guess.

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Alana: *Sharpens knife* We have ways of making people talk.

Alana: *Cuts piece of cake*

Evan: ....Can I have some?

Alana: Cake is for talkers.

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Evan: What are you drinking?

Jared: Vodka.

Evan: Straight???

Jared: No, gay. Why?

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Jared: GET BACK HERE YOU DUMBFUCK!

Evan: LET ME RUN AWAY FROM THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY ACTIONS!!

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Connor: I need you to come meet me, and I need you to come alone.

Zoe: And I need you to be less vague and weird-

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Alana, texting: Answer your phone

Jared, texting: Wait a minute, I can't find my phone.

Alana: Understood.

Alana, five minutes later: You're a terrible person. You know you're killing me. You're killing me, Jared.

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Evan: A mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it.

Evan: And I started thinking.

Evan: Like, it was just trying to get food.

Evan: What if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck?

Alana: Are you ok?

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Miguel: What is the one thing I told you not to do?

Connor: Burn the house down.

Miguel: And what did you do?!

Connor: I made dinner.

Miguel:

Connor:

Miguel:

Connor: Okay fine. And burnt the house down.

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Evan: Hello, Jared. Made anyone cry today?

Jared: Sadly, no. But it's only 4:30.

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Alana: When's the last time you slept?!

Jared: Uh.. a few days ago, I think??

Alana: How many days?

Jared: *Starts counting on his fingers*

Jared: I need more fingers.

Alana: What yOU NEED IS S L E E P!

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Zoe: HELP! I'M DROWNING!!

Connor: Calm down, we're only in six feet of water.

Zoe: NOT ALL OF US ARE TALL!

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Jared: What'cha doing?

Connor: Stealing my neighbours cat.

Jared: Scandalous.

Jared: Can I help?

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Jared: Standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like ‘look at this fucking flower. This flower is taller than I am. This flower is winning and I’m losing.’

Evan: Wow, you are not ready to hear about trees.

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Connor: *makes Miguel a cup of tea but puts salt in it*

Miguel: *sips tea*

Connor:

Miguel: *finishes tea*

Connor: Didn't it taste bad?

Miguel: Yeah, but I didn't want to hurt your feelings so I drank it all.

Connor, tearing up: Oh, okay.

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Alana: So I have made the decision to trust you.

Evan: A horrible decision, really.

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Evan: Hopefully, Jared has learned a lesson about respecting other people's feelings.

Jared: Oh shut up and die, Evan.

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Connor: Alright, listen up you little shits-

Connor: Except you, Alana. You're an angel, and we're thrilled you're here.

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Zoe: Can you pass the salt?

Jared: Can you pass away?

Zoe: Too much salt.

THIS IS SO GORGEOUS??? THE MAN???? THE MYTH??????? THE LEGEND?????? HE DESERVES THE WHOLE WORLD

*eats your andy randy art* hm yes seconds pls. I require dinner after this beautiful treat

(this isn't pressuring I love your art this is actually making me so happy and the colors are just so perfect and vibrant and- and- AHH!! AHHHH!!!! AHHHHHH-I LOVE THISSS)

hes done :)) im very proud of how this turned out

I'm so not normal about them. Marvin biting his lip. Whizzer trying not to stare. I'm going insane.

reblog if the first musical you listened to was not Hamilton

Hey guess what my brain made an original incorrect quote again wow

Heidi: I made a mistake.

Evan: Uh, yeah... no need to rub it in.

somebody take my laptop away from me p le as e