My Ancestors, Watching Me Dump An Entire Stick Of Cinnamon, Two Cloves, An Allspice Berry, And A Generous

My ancestors, watching me dump an entire stick of cinnamon, two cloves, an allspice berry, and a generous grating of nutmeg into my tea, sweetened with white sugar and loaded with cream, while I sit in my clean warm house surrounded by books, 25+ outfits for different occasions, and 6 pairs of shoes, in a building heated so well I have the windows open in mid-autumn:

Our daughter prospers. We are proud of her. She has never labored in a field but knows riches we could not have imagined.

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Lobster In A Bucket Looks Like A Gigantic Monster On A Metallic Planet, And The Waterdrops Look Like

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9 months ago

no language should be mocked other than french

4 years ago
STOP ASIAN HATE
STOP ASIAN HATE
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8 months ago

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10 months ago

Keying/graffiti-ing someones car is old news now if someone cheats we go at their wardrobe with a seam ripper

Keying/graffiti-ing Someones Car Is Old News Now If Someone Cheats We Go At Their Wardrobe With A Seam

yknow what? Fuck you *unstitches all your shirts and jeans*

6 months ago

Now that this whole Dan Schneider abusive thing is back, I present you the trinity of Nickelodeon exhibitionists

Now That This Whole Dan Schneider Abusive Thing Is Back, I Present You The Trinity Of Nickelodeon Exhibitionists
Now That This Whole Dan Schneider Abusive Thing Is Back, I Present You The Trinity Of Nickelodeon Exhibitionists
Now That This Whole Dan Schneider Abusive Thing Is Back, I Present You The Trinity Of Nickelodeon Exhibitionists

Amanda Bynes she spoke in her Tweeter account back in 2009, people didn't listen and thought she was crazy. The most eventful tweets were: Mr suck my d¡ck to get in Nickelodeon Schneider, the one that she said that her boss took many photos of her feet and last but obviously the least important was the one were she said that she got pregnant and got an abortion at age 13. Dan was the one who got her pregnant

Alexa Nikolas after she left Nickelodeon and with this Zoey 101 because of all the whole bullying situation, she got calls from Dan's lawyer telling her to keep quiet (she didn't as the queen she is)

Jennette McCurdy this is the most recent one but also just like Amanda she gave us signs of her vines and now with her book 'I'm glad my mom died' she spoke even more about it and Josh Peck called her Liar

And remember guys. Dan Did It

1 month ago
You Go Little Guy Bang Out Those Tunes!

you go little guy Bang out those tunes!

5 months ago

which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?

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