Kirari: Hello Sayaka, How Are You?

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Diakko day 1

Childhood friends

Diana was lost, not only that, she was lost in an other country where people talk strange and the only word that her 6 year old self could understand was 'sushi'.

The little girl was starting to get very scared "mommy ..." her arms were wrap tight to her teddy bear "Carter..." on her eyes were beginning to appear tears, she shouldn't have ran away when she saw red hair like Shiny Chariot, only to found out it was a fan, now Diana was on a corner looking for her butler and her mother. They came all the way to Japan to see the Shiny Chariot show and just that, so their flight was expected to be early the next day, if she didn't find them now they would drop her off on another continent!.

She looked down to the floor and sobbed a little, feeling defeated, she closed her eyes as a tear roll down her cheek, Diana opened them again to see a pair of shoes, almost the same size as hers. Then red. When she looked up she saw red. Big red eyes. The only one who she knows with red eyes was Shiny Chariot. Standing in front of her was a little girl in a simple dress, kind of the same age, a little taller than she was and with brown short hair, . "どうしましたか？" (translation: What´s wrong?) Diana could only look confused "pa- pardon?" the other little girl gasp, certainly she was surprised but at the same time was some thing more on her look, like a type of awe on her eyes, like she just heard the most wonderful thing on the world, then radically her expression change to a determined one with a friendly smile, the red eye japanese girl opened her mouth and with a heavy accent pronounced "you... okay?" Diana drop her jaw, she didn't know it was possible to other people who weren't from England to speak like her. The smiley girl took a hand to her chest "I.. am Atsuko" she point to her "you?" Diana then smile 'She is trying to communicate with me!' "Diana! I'm Diana!".

"アッコ、何してるの?" (translate: what are you doing, Akko?) The little girls looked up to find a woman and man calling, they sound concerned so Diana supposed they were the mom and dad of the red eye girl, that made her remember the situation she was in, she was lost. The mother hugged her daughter to later release her to be able to scold her with a worried expression, the brunette opened her arms, then pointed at Diana, the parents and the girl exchanged words, sometimes seeing the blonde girl with a worried face to later look back at his daughter, when the red-eyed girl finished, the man finally set his also red eyes on Diana and smiled warmly "Hi, my name is Kaito, my daughter Atsuko is saying that she saw you cry, and that's why she aproch you, is this correct? She wasn't bothering you, was she?" Diana didn't know how to react, on one hand this stranger was also speaking the same language as her and on the other one the red ey- 'Atsuko', was seeing her sad and came to ask her if she was okay "Are you lost?" Diana felt the tears crawling on to her cheeks, she hold her teddy bear more close to her, she pronounced a quite "yes" and started crying.

She felt something around her head, looking away from her stuffed animal she saw a hat on her head and bright red eyes looking at her, with a smile that Atsuko girl said "don't cry" Diana stopped and shyly nodded. Kaito also smiled like her daughter "well, young lady, let's find your parents, okay? What's your name?"

They walked for a while, Atsuko never let go her hand. When the four arrived at the police tent, the parents made the announcement to the public. Meanwhile, Atsuko took her mother's purse to show Diana the most amazing things she had ever seen in her short life, not one, but NINE SHINY CHARIOT CARDS! She lost it! That was ... she didn't have the words for that, but it made her euphoric. Atsuko tried to explain how the game worked and they played like 5 rounds until her mother appered into the store calling her name.

Diana cried again as she hugged her mother as she asked her forgiveness, the woman could only smile, wiping tears from her eyes "of course i forgive you my love, but please don't do that again", the girl could only nod several times. The parents talked a bit, Bernadett thanked Mr. and Mrs. Kagari for finding her daughter and returning her, Mr. Kagari smiled and looked at his daughter "Don't thank me, my daughter, Atsuko, found her. You see, she doesn't like to see other people sad, especially when she saw "the most wonderful show" she has ever seen" Diana's mother and butler laughed, "yes, indeed was a wonderful show, right Diana?" the little Cavendish smiled when she remembered the show "Yes!" Carter, her butler, spoke "miss, I think it's time to say goodbye", she once agreed to the statement, Diana went to the Kargari family to shake hands and thanked them. About to shake Atsuko's hand, she received a hug from Akko that she was happy to reciprocated.

Diana woke up, recalling what she just dreamed  'was it a dream?... no, i think it was a memory of my mother... and a girl, ah i don´t remember her name now, how was she? ' as the dream or memory vanish, she took a second to apreciate how she was: no shoes, no pants and a simple blouse was on her, she kind of have a messy... pony tail, what?, suddenly Diana wasn´t on her office working on some pacient papers but in her room...?, a certain red eye girl enter the room with a dish on hand “good, you are finally awake! guess who fell sleep while doing work and pushing herself... again? and who had to carry her lovely wife, unconscious to bed for doing so... again?” Diana soften a smile “thanks my darling for doing so, again” Akko sigh heavely her face couldn´t hide a small smile “you know I´ll do it one more million times, Mou but I prefered not to! you really have to take break from time to time Diana, if something happen to you I´ll be lost!” Akko gave her the dish that had the breakfast. 'Lost', Diana remember now, a soft smile was draw on her face "Akko, dear, can i ask you something?"

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AsiIiII qUeE... si, este es mi primer fanfic (como se puedieron haber dado cuenta no nací para ser escritorx y menos en un idioma que medio domino jaja), bueno me divertí haciendo esto, es lo que cuenta, supongo. Si hay alguna falta de ortografía o algo así, pues ups :p. 

Younger Blights

I don't know why we're not talking much about the fact that Amity, Edric and Emira's parents were watching Lilth and Eda's fight for the position on the emperor's coven but I'm here to change that:

I have some theories:

The blights were friends with the Clawthorne sisters (or at least with Lilith because of her academic or grudgby achievements) and that's why they went to see the battle, that would explain a little bit why Lilith would pick Amity and make her the strongest protege she have.

They were fighting for a possible enrollment on the emperor's coven and wanted to watch what kind of potencial they were looking for, or they were already in (i guess they fight earlier) and they were judging for fun (cuz they're mean).

Were seeking for more allies, on the episode of Understanding Willow they were clear that "the Blights only associated with the strongest of witchlings" so they went to the event seeking for potential allies that were or will be on emperor's coven.

Maybe they were just like “do you wanna have a date while making fun of people? yes? me too, let´s go see some random girls fight” idk, but the fact that the crowd was yelling excited, reacting to the drama and they weren´t moving a single finger is... interesting.

 What are other theories you have?

Am i the only one who think that they look like a mean power couple?

Akko: Amanda spill the tea!

Diana: the what now?

Amanda: Well i was there like "what the fuck is up kyle? no what'd you say? What the FUCK dude, step the FUCK up, Kyle" mood

Diana: pardon?

Akko: *gasp* Bruh, deadass?

Diana: what?

Amanda: No cap, But I mean whatever she's like a thot

Diana: ???

Akko: haha Facts

Sucy: You two STFU I'm trying to read or on god i will throw hands

Amanda: pff okay boomer

Diana: *sobbing on pure confusion*

Lotte: *seeing the scene* Oof

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I don't remember where i saw this meme were Diana doesn't understand gen z shit, but is hilarious and basically a headcanon

Young Lilith: You know sister, i think you'll be a great mother

Young Eda: What? Pfff nah, I'll never be a mother, that's lame, Why would i want some brats like me?

Years later...

Eda meets king: Okay, i know, but he's like a pal, yeah sometimes I take him to the playground or I let him sleep in my hair and carry him like a baby... But that doesn't chage anything!...Who am i kidding?

Eda meets Luz: Just- How could I just don´t love her! Okay, okay she is, totally my kid, so i have two kids-

Eda meets Willow and Gus: i mean four kids, yes four, and only four, that´s enough.

Eda lets Amity stay in the owl house: Yeah, I mean, there's still room for one more...

Edric and Emira:

Eda:...

Edric and Emira: h-

Eda: Yes.

Lilith *watching them all sleeping in the living room*: I told-

Eda: Shut up, you're gonna wake up my babys.

So I just imagine how Kirari handle the "So I have this Family..." talk with Sayaka because before TOD thing, the poor Sayaka had no idea who was Kirari beyond the school (we could see this when "Kirari" left on an helicopter only saying she would be going on a erand) but when the family introduce themselves to the academy Sayaka knows everything about them, so I asumed Kirari told Sayaka all on the very exact night of the gamble with Yumeko

Sayaka: wow jumping out from a five story building without me knowing there was a safety mat under me only to confess to my beloved president my love, was surely dangerous but I feel powerful, like I can take anything.

Kirari: I am glad you just said that because I need to tell you a small detail about me.

Sayaka: 'kay

Kirari: I am the leader of a clan call Momobami where every kid gambles for their lives

Sayaka: oh

Kirari: And basically they all want my head because it's hell there I am the Devil, so ever since I was a child I played with the "I can give you my position if you defeat me in a gamble" thing, and now, because I'm bored, I want the whole school play against me and my family to take my position

Sayaka: I-

Kirari: also we do slavery

Sayaka: So-

Kirari: and they are coming tomorrow

Sayaka: WHAT NOW?!

BUT THAT'S NOT THE END, in the chapter 84 when Yumeko storms in while Kirari was talking with Ririka and Mary, Sayaka acts naturally in the presence of Ririka, so again, Kirari must have tell her, but we saw this on chap 75.5

Sayaka: I just finished the grand meeting were for some reason I fought with a fifteen year old girl and basically eliminate some competition so my President could win... I feel like I can-

Kirari: I am glad you said that-

Sayaka: oh no-

Kirari: because, remembered all the times you sweared I was not myself, well you inteligent little girl were right! The vice president is my twin sister and we exchallage places sometimes and whom, my clan say, is my shadow because she was born to feel the exterior world through "Kirari", so it’s not my name but a hierarchy

Sayaka: please stop-

Kirari: and I want to gamble with her

Sayaka already crying: why? Why are you like this???

Sayaka: *defends Mary, by tasering a 6'0 ½ guy without hesitation and a smile on her face*

Sayaka: *defends Kirari approaching the guy and threatening him with a taser*

Sayaka: *challenges the most feared girl in school, offends her on live stream and assert dominance by grabbing her shamelessly*

Also Sayaka: *Can't win a fight against a 4'5, 15 y/o girl, who scratch her multiple times, run away from her and can barely control*