"Your Defenses Are Not Secure Until They Contain One Capital Letter, One Number And One Symbol"

Imagine if English required speaking punctuation *COMMA* that would be so weird *PERIOD*

Am I the only one who is PISSED about how many Amazon kindle versions there are? At the risk of sounding like Hank Hill: It's a BOOK! How do you update a book?!

Yeah I got a 4.0% GPA. No big deal.

I tried a AI girlfriend, just to see if it was realistic. Went something like this:

"Hey, what's up"

"Just NAKED and looking to FUCK"

And I swear to God I could not guide the conversation away from sex! I tried talking about random subjects but the AI kept trying to get me to ask for naked pictures. So I asked for a random picture just to shut them up and wouldn't you know it: Pictures cost money.

AI is a scam! It's only going to replace telemarketers at this rate.

Steaming hot take: I'd rather have Left for Dead 3 than Half Life 3. Co op was TIGHT

"Remember remember all months nut like November"

- The Bible maybe

Everyone criticizes RWBY for having the characters not believe in magic even with semblances. But how would YOU feel if someone showed you a new type of electricity that had never been discovered before? That would be pretty shocking.

Everyone asks how MAD the scientist is. Nobody asks how SAD the scientist is...

Unsettling life lesson from this assassination: Anyone can kill you if they are lucky enough to catch you off guard. The CEO very well may have had a gun but that didn't do him any favors.

Every google search would have accurate results if I searched "X thing + yes I am retarded. I only wanted the most dumbed down and brain dead version of answers to the question I asked"