Perhaps We Could Get Some Fluffy Topaz?

Horny Ghost Pyrrha: *Posses Weiss and tries to get her to sleep with Jaune*

Weiss: *Struggling* MUST. RESIST. BANGING. ARC!

Horny Ghost Pyrrha: Do it Weiss~

Winter, and maybe Emerald:

jaune makes everyone dinner. how do they react?

~Beacon Cafeteria~

Nora: Jaune-Jaune! Do the thing!

Jaune: What? Oh, you mean- *Crushes an apple in his hand* that?

Blake: *Moves to JNPR’s side of the table*

Blake: Choke me Daddy!

Adam: Blake I’m not going to choke you, what the fuck.

Blake: A real man would of.

Little does Jaune know that taming a literal big cat is the traditional way you get permission to marry a Belladonna girl. It's how Ghira got to marry Kali even.

“It’s the law.”

“What law!?”

There was chaos once the news broke. Taming Mittens the tiger cub, apparently, meant that one was eligible to marry a Belladonna.

Kali was adamant about that part, and Jaune’s mom only encouraged her. The pressure was now on their children to make some babies.

Good.

Blake was, suitably, about as embarrassed about this as Jaune was. Pyrrha was angry at her, too.

But!

And hear her out here...

Mittens is shoooo cuuuuute~

What the fuck. This sounds like a train wreck.

So yeah, might be better to just ignore it entirely.

Maybe it can be in the weird DC comics canon, it sounds about as coherent.

Alright, so...

Due to the blatant murder of the personalities of basically everyone in the RWBY book "Before the Dawn", and the rampant harassment and bullying from the book's fanatics against people with valid criticisms, I'm not taking either of the RWBY books as canon. At all, aside from confirmed semblances. I just can't. At least not until E.C. Myers, Miles, and Kerry address and call out the harassment that's been going on by these fanatics to silence any and all criticisms of Before the Dawn, like with what was done to Coco, Velvet, Sun, and basically anyone that appears in that book.

Anyone who bullies people into silencing their criticisms are just plagues to the RWBY community, and to the world. It's silencing free speech which no matter where you are in the world, should never stand.

I honestly don't care about Coco being confirmed lesbian at this point anymore. It's tied to so much murder of character and so much bullying and harassment that it kind of just fucking ruins it.

You can hate me all you want, but I'm standing by my decision. The RWBY novels are not canon in my eyes. I will not change my mind until Myers, Miles, and Kerry The only thing that needs to change is the rampant bullying and harassment by these fanatics to silence any criticisms of the books, especially Before the Dawn.

And before anyone comes to this post about how I'm "just a RWBY hater", don't. Just don't bother. RWBY is one of my favorite shows ever honestly. It got me into writing, and inspired me to want to write my own book. I absolutely love RWBY and the work Miles and Kerry and everyone else have put into it after Monty's passing. Don't use this post as a platform to spread hate. Use it to spread criticism if you have to do something with it, but not hate.

Jaune "Ready to die for anybody" Arc and Winter "Scared to die for everybody' Schnee. IDK how to make it shippy but I thought it was a neat parallel.

jaune's martyr complex mixed with winter's self presverations. winter shows jaune that he doesnt have to be the scapegoat and jaune shows winter its okay to be vunerable

Jaune: *Telling Pyrrha how very datable he thinks she is*

Pyrrha: *Red-faced, trembling in place, thinking* ‘You’re so fucking close, and so am I...’

The prom episode in Volume 2 was the pinnacle of human evolution.

Shout out to my friend @knightfallcravin for getting their art posted on the RWBY subreddit. Legit mage me smile! ❤️💙💜💛

Cinder still has RWBY and JNPR’s numbers from Undercover Beacon Time. Along with anyone else she talked to.

She says it’s for Intel or whatever but she really just likes having a bigger list of people she ‘knows’.

She may or may not have stolen Oscar’s number while Hazel was pummeling him.

Dorky unprompted pic taking cinder really shows a part of her genuinely thinks she has made connections to people. Lol a real relatable moment for Cinder would be for her to go through her contacts and she there's only like 4 and a half people there

Watts refuses to give her his contact info so she gets it from Hazel and the Contact photo is just a pic of the back of his head because tried to be discreet

Hazel gave Cinder his contact info and his contact photo is him given her a genuine smile and Cinder is spiraling

Tyrian stole her scroll and added his number and the contact photo is a selfie he took and Cinder finds out about it the following day

Emerald and Mercy share a contact because the only one who picks up is Emerald

And Salems contact photo has a bunch of Instagram filters making her look reverent as hell if the contact name is Salem with a crossed out Mom beside it

Bonus Contact names

Watts- Stinky Atlesian long man

Tyrian- Salem Favorite (Tyrian made this his name and somehow locked it in so she can't change it.)

Hazel- Tree Dad

Emerald and Mercury- Those two gremlins

cinder has never had a scroll when she was young, let alone anyone to put into her contacts, so she’s making sure now that she has everyone in there, whether they want it or not.

the pics are mandatory. she’s not just going to have some generic picture there, that’s absurd.

Are we just gonna run with the fact that May just turns invisible when she sleep sometimes? Cause I’m up for it but I’m gonna check first.

I know it’s probably meant to be her lying to Jaune’s face, but the first option seems funnier.

jaune: *taking a bath* aaah i need this.

*out no where* you said it.

jaune: *stand up*fuck! who said that?!

may: *drops her semblance* sup.

jaune: w-what are you?

may: dont worry i was here before you.

jaune: and you didnt say anything?

may: sorry must dozed off. *leans her head*

jaune: covers himself*

may: ah relax i've seen those before. now come you're gonna let litte ole me ruin your relaxation are you?

jaune: *sit back in the tub*

may: there you go.