Great as always, now I've got a sudden need to see Elm blushing in a wedding dress.
How about some Elm × Jaune?
(sure)
Elm Ederne was not a woman Jaune would have thought he ended up dating.
He didn’t mind at all, though.
Elm was a giant of a woman, strong as hell and quite feisty. She didn’t hesitate to ask him out when he caught her interest and then drag him into an unusual wrestling date.
Those who said not to have sex on the first date never met Elm, who went with the flow and simply snuck into the showers after the two of them getting sweaty.
Which was where jaune discovered something rather adorable of the usually tough woman.
Once in the afterglow, she became a cuddly teddy bear, desiring affection and kisses, turning any consequent rounds into a mellow, loving and slower affair.
Which brough them to now. Jaune had just finished turning Elm into her cuddle bug self, thoroughly enjoying her huge and soft body against his own. It was always a refreshing change whenever her Nora-esque demeanor gave way to this.
“ready for another round?” It was not really an ask; he knew she was up for it. Though, just as she rolled over, letting him be on top and greeting him with a loving smile, the door burst open.
“For fucks sake, you two!” Vine snarled. “It’s been two hours now! Get the fuck to sleep!”
Nora Valkyrie went from three seasons of no boyfriend to three seasons and counting of two boyfriends and their adopted son, and I think we should all aspire to turn things around that much.
Harem Protagonist Blake should have kept a save from the start of the Beacon chapter like all the guides said to.
Now she either has to start over and skip the Adam and Early Ilia routes again, or get the best ending with Yang to unlock the chapter select.
Harem protagnist Blake Decided not to go with the Illia or Sun route and instead go with the Yang route, and was really liking it. But currently she's having regrets about not going the Ruby route
Jaune:...Yang, we’re in the lunch room.
Yang: Pfff. No. We’re in the library alone. *Looks around, seeing both their teams watching them.*
Weiss: You were dozing off into your breakfast, woke up, and kissed Arc.
Ruby: *Fidgeting* For like... A while...
Blake: *Recording with her scroll*
Nora: *Visibly pleased*
Pyrrha: *Visibly pissed*
Ren: *Asleep on Nora’s shoulder*
Yang:...Fuck.
Yang: (kisses jaune)
Jaune:...
Yang:...no one will ever believe you
Not saying it wouldn’t be hot & hilarious to watch that, it definitely would be.
...But it’d be amazing to do this with Emerald. Em gets a reverse-Cinder in her head. Pyrrha has to speed-run Emerald a face-turn to go hunt some gloomy Arc booty.
I would go for Cinder, but the concept has been done semi-commonly.
Last pick would be Weiss, based solely on the amount of thirsty effort Pyrrha would need to talk Weiss into it.
Pyrrha: Come on Weiss! Just once... one... one night! So I can rest in peace, probably. It’ll be like sleeping in late. Like a weird dream. You probably won’t even remember it!
Weiss: My body would remember it!
Pyrrha: He-he..Well, possibly... *Remembering Arc Dick*
Weiss: *Intrusively thinking of Arc Dick* Gah! H-How is it so- When did you get to look at it!? *Red-faced*
Pyrrha: Whenever I got the chance to. Dorm life was a glorious hell, Weiss. A hell I’m still in for every night that Knight isn’t in me!
Pyrrha’s love/lust is so strong that she refused to die without telling Jaune how she really feels....and getting her cheeks clapped by said blond dork.
So her soul comes back to the world of the living and binds with one of her friend’s body to be able to survive.
Now it wouldn’t be a problem if it was a friend like Ruby (who has a crush on Jaune), or Yang (who wants to bang Jaune), or even Nora (who would happily sleep with Jaune if it helped Pyrrha), but no.
Instead Pyrrha’s soul gets stuck in the body of one Lei Ren. Her one other male friend.
Pyrrha grabs her new round and soft, bubble butt and smiles. Oh well, She’ll work with what she’s got.
in response to weiss x emerald being likely, i mean, they both kept getting paired together in the intos,,,that m i g h t be leading somewhere
I always thought that. Like in the v3 intro it shows Ruby fighting Cinder (makes sense, they’ve fought in the show), Blake fighting Adam (makes sense, they’ve fought in the show), Yang fighting Mercury (makes sense, they’ve fought in the show), and...Weiss fighting Emerald? That fight has never happened.
There gotta be something there right?
Blake: It’ll just be one Jaune, don’t believe that stuff.
Jaune: Sorry! Sorry. Just double checking.
*Cut to 10 months later, our recently married couple looking down at their three faunus children.*
Jaune: Sooo...
Blake: Hmm?
Jaune: ...You lied to me... We have a litter Blake.
Blake: Huh? *Eyes widen* Wait. No, Jaune this isn’t normal.
Jaune: It’s not like I’d ever mind, I always wanted at least a few, you don’t always have to keep secrets Blake.
Blake: Jaune, I’m an only child! So are Sun and Ilia and most of the other faunus we know! This is a fluke!
Jaune: *Hiding a smirk, poorly*
Reese, Neo, Cinder, Winter, and Blake telling Jaune they’re pregnant while Jaune is in the middle of doing sit-ups upside on a tree branch.
reese: im pregnant:
jaune: falls*
....
neo:
jaune: *stop*... oh.
....
cinder: im pregnant.
jaune: hi pregnant im jaune
....
blake: im pregnant:
jaune: wait with one or a litter
....
winter: im pregnant
jaune: what!?*falls on his ass*
Right, but you’re missing the bit where Cinder would decide she wants an Arc-Fall baby so that she could have it fight Ruby’s Arc-Rose baby.
Jaune point his sword to Cinder.
Jaune: I'll kill you even it means my own death!
He immediately get jumped by Ruby to the ground.
Ruby: At least impregnate me first before you die!
Jaune: What the hell Ruby?!
Ruby began to undo Jaune's belt.
Ruby: Give us a few minutes!
Jaune: Sorry about this!
Cinder: Oh. I don't mind. Hmmm.
Blake: I AM THE NIGHT!
Jaune: And I’m the... knight?
It was suggested that I make this its own post. I'm still not sure which ship would be named Rainbow Road though.
Do we need to use seasons though?
Since apparently they don't actually correlate to the powers you get.
Other sets of 4 could be neat.
Best I could come up with was Night Baron, Dawn Baron, Day Baron, and Dusk Baron.
Would they be called ‘Masters’? I’ve been wracking my brain around trying to think about it.