Descendants As Jessie Quotes

[Harry,drunk]: who is the most handsome guy in the fucking existence?

Uma: uh... you?

Harry: no. It is fucking Jay!

okay so a storyline where everyone and i mean everyone in auradon goes to therapy. all the isle kids but also the ak's. ben finds out about his daddy issues and his people pleasing tendency and that he puts his own happiness last tovthe point of turmoil. chad finding out is cockiness is to make up for deep rooted insecurity caused by a perfect mother and always being in his fathers shadow. jane finding out her easily manipulated nature came from her overbearing mother and that her insecurity came from popular girls opinions on her but also her own mother speaking of how pretty cinderella was and never her causing her to compare herself to cinderella and then everyone and that she's actually made a lot of progress etc.

feel free to add more, make new ones!

Mal: dad you're embarrassing me

Hades: Welcome to the rest of your life sweetheart

[At baking the love cookie scene]

Lonnie: Why the hell are you making cookies at 3 am in the morning?!

Carlos: ... we umm...

[Evie whispers to mal]: dont say something stupid just play dumb.

Mal: ... it is three-thirty.

Sometimes a family is a God, his daughter who can turn into a dragon and his now lizard ex wife

The Charming Family

Jedidiah Goodacre as Chad Charming

Lily James as Cindirella

Richard Madden as Prince Charming

Diego De Vil: Everybody has a bad cousin that teaches you a few things. Like how to smoke, how to pick-pocket, how to wire a car, how to out tracks on your shoe, when you want to throw off a lie detector test.

Jace Badun: Which cousin was that? Surely it wasnt Carlos.

Diego De Vil: I am the cousin.

What if we all are dead. And we are in the bad place as michael's neighbourhood project and thats because 2020 sucks? And the people who died in 2020 just goes to the real bad place. SOMEONE FIND CHIDI ANAKENDRICK!

[Gil trying to cheer harry up]

Harry: I'm a trash

Gil: exactly! You are a trash can. Not a trash cannot

What kind of job do you think Jane from descendants would have as an adult and why?

Tbh I am not sure, I've seen people say she would replace her mother at being the headmistress at Auradon prep but I dont agree with that. I've also seen fics that she is some sort of event planner and that seems more possible to me.

But personally i think she might have a place in Ben's court? I've had this fic idea that after some point Ben replaces his council mostly with young heirs and/or younger representatives when they start taking more roles in their kingdoms. So Jane might have a place in there. Like his advisor or a representative of fae-kind (because Jane always studied theory of magic and after wicked world she started to practice it too and I cannot be convinced otherwise)

I think I came up with it mostly because I want Ben to fix how his father messed up the kingdom and Jane to help him because the society failed her. Also I get mal and Jane bonding over magic so...

Also she volunteers in vets with Carlos as much as she can.