If you love Barbie this movie is for you. If you hate Barbie this movie is for you đ
cw: none, unedited pairings: zhongli x reader im desperately looking for mutuals pls
your students definitely noticed the chemistry between you and their liyue history teacher. you're a best-selling author for various historical romance books and you are also a liyue literature teacher.
your students of course noticed your relationship with your lover. they never knew that the two of you were married. you had his last name, but you always told your students to address you by your first name, and the school email you use to message students didn't have zhongli's last name to avoid confusion.
many students also spotted you and Zhongli eating together in a cafe not too far from the campus. of course, the said cafe's owner was one of your student's father. wanmin cafeâit was originally a restaurant, but the cafe was just another branch of the restaurant because it was successful.
"i swear i saw them in my father's cafe!" xiangling exclaimed to her group of friends. they didn't doubt her; they were just confused. professor zhongli? and you? so the rumors were true.
"i find that quite adorable, and not to mention professor y/n is a well-known author whose books specialize in romance."
"and then there's professor zhongli...who happens to know everything. that's kind of creepy, xingqiu..."
xiangling shook her head once more. "we really shouldn't snoop into their business like this."
"snoop into their business? they're acting all lovey-dovey! they're worse than those nadia and vlad finance majors."
"the fatui members?"
chongyun nodded his head. "i think ive also seen pictures of professor y/n on professor zhongli's desk..."
"no way!" the chef exclaimed.
there are also times when the students notice you and zhongli sitting together in the library studying or fixing your lesson plans. zhongli just wanted to keep you company. he also adored the fact that you wanted to romanticize libraries.
many students could mistake you two for being seniors because both of you look so young. many students also envy the romance and chemistry both you and your lover sharedâa workplace romance! and not to mention a teacher x teacher troupe is charismatic and charming.
"what are you doing?" zhongli asked you as he sat on the desk.
"writing lesson plans and marking the chapters my students need to read."
"rex incognito," he analyzed the book you were scanning through. "it's a classic, i know quite a lot of it."
you nodded at him. "i feel really bad making them read all these chapters by the next week."
"it's the class they chose, and I'm sure they don't mind because they wouldn't major in literature if they detested it."
he did have a point. little do you know, one of your student's jaw dropped when he saw you and zhongli in such close proximity to each other. he was supposed to drop off his books.
"my, my. someone's nosy," the librarian chuckled at xingqiu.
"sorry," he cleared his throat.
"they're quite the pair, aren't they?" lisa scanned the books and placed them on the cart gently.
"yes, they are."
"i bet you didn't know, but they're married," she grinned at his disbelieved expression.
"what!? they don't share the same last name..."
the librarian shook her head and pushed the cart to return the borrowed books. "they do, it's only different in their emails to avoid confusion."
xingqiu blinked once then blinked again. 'i was right!! we were right..!'
"if you need to check out books just call for me."
so it was safe to assume that the students were shocked to find out the two of you were married. they knew it! they did, but they still couldn't believe it. it was a cliche really because you were an english teacher and he was a history teacher. the stereotypes did prove them right.
the movie black swan is a masterpiece <3
When you get hired as a nanny for President Snow and his wife's firstborn, youâre beyond thrilled and grateful. But quickly, the perfect facade melts, revealing the ugly truth of what actually goes on in the Snows' house.
Warnings: NON-CON, Capitol! Reader, Innocent Reader, Cheating, Coercion, Blackmail, Power Imbalance
This is a dark story. Heed warnings before reading under the cut.
Your worried eyes track the frenzied glide of the womanâs quill over the notepad. You squint, hoping to discern some of the words sheâs scrawling that way, but they are indiscernibleâŠjust like the stone-cold expression of the bespectacled woman on the other side of the desk.
She catches you trying to peek. Your heart jumps.
As her sharp green gaze zeroes in on you, you clear your throat and shift in your seat.
She puts her quill down and twines her fingers.
âSo what do you think sets you apart from the other applicants?â
You chew on your lip. When you arrived to offer your candidature this morning, you naively believed youâd be early. Instead, you were forced to join the tail end of the massive waiting line stretching far outside the Snowsâ estate. It didnât hit you before that moment, how prized the position is. Each of the women and girls you saw radiated excellent breeding and impeccable manners. Many probably attended the University and could double as a tutor if the need presents itself.
This isnât your case. Your parents left you and your brother Laertes with nothing when they suddenly passed away in a rebel bombing. You couldnât blame them. This wasn't the plan. Who plans on dying and leaving their two children to fend for themselves?
Still, you now have a list of bills the length of your arm coupled with a massive mortgage to pay every month. And as Laertesâ sole caretaker, you must ensure you can afford to send him to University once he completes his education in the Academy.
Circumstances denied you that chance. Despite being of universityâs age, you couldnât afford the cost of tuition and had to drop out as soon as you got accepted. You want better for your little brother.
So as soon as you heard the news that President Snow and First Lady Livia Cardew were in search of a nanny for their son Martius, you jumped on the opportunity to apply. You rose before the sun, rummaged through your motherâs closet to find her best dress, and hailed a car to come here.
Itâs a long shot, of course. Youâre not as polished and impressive as some of the other women. Youâre also noticeably younger. But the wages promised alone compelled you to take a chance despite the odds being unfavorable.
Fiddling with your hands, you meet the womanâs impassive stare head-on.
âWhat sets me apart?â You mull over your answer. You could paint a false, august portrait of yourself, your skills and your accomplishments. Or try to at least.
But what would be the point of pretending to be someone youâre not only to be found out later on? So you elect to tread the path of honesty.
âNothing,â you say. âBut Iâm a hard worker. A very hard worker. In fact, I already have three jobs, one at a bakery, another as a clerk in an antique shop and I assist Fabricia Whatnot at her boutique sometimes.â Panic quivers inside you as the woman quickly jots something down on her notepad. You swiftly specify, â...But Iâll quit all of them if I get the position, of course.â You lick your lips as knots tie your stomach. âI can learn everything there is to learn on the spot. I love children, andâŠâ You trail off, gaze traveling to your lap as you muse if you should reveal more. Your fists clench as you add, âI have a little brother whoâs a few years older than Martius, and Iâm really hoping I get this opportunity so I can give him the life he deserves.â
An unnerving quiet occupies the air. The wait is agony, your nails digging painfully into your palms. The jagged drumming of your heart bleeds inside your ears as she studies you.
Eventually, she leans back in the velvet chair, her face betraying no thought or emotion.
âYouâre dismissed,â she says.
Your heart plummets to your feet. You shakily rise, dispirited as you drag your heels towards the door. You steal a glance above your shoulder. The womanâs attention has already drifted away from you as she shouts for the next applicant.
You sourly exit the office. You try to swallow your dejection as you note how many women are still waiting in line, each of them likely more qualified and experienced. Itâs obvious you tanked the interview. Shoulders slumping, you take resigned steps through the elegant, palatial hallways of the Snowâs mansion. You get lost in admiring the crystal and gold chandeliers hanging from the high ceilings. There isnât an inch of the house that doesnât scream excessive, unattainable wealth.
You take your time soaking it in. Chances are youâll never step foot in such a place in your lifetime ever again.
Distracted, you donât notice the person in front of you before itâs too late. You bump straight into a hard, inflexible body.Â
The sudden collision threatens your balance.
Fingers coil around your wrists as you stagger back, preventing your impending collapse onto the marbled floor.
As your attention drifts skywards, your jaw drops at who fills your vision.
âP-President Snow, my deepest apologies, s-sir,â you stammer, flames licking your cheeks.
As if you didnât make yourself look dimwitted enough before, you now carelessly crashed into the leader of all of Panem. Just when you thought the day couldnât possibly get worse.
You take him in. It truly is him. Shock fills you.Â
 Tall and dazzling in a crisp white shirt and crimson vest that hints at his lean physique beneath the clothes, his signature blond waves slicked away from his face, he looks every bit the important figure that he is.
The flickering TV screen you own at home doesnât do him justice.
A gentle smirk unfurls on his lips.
âItâs quite alright. Iâm not made of sugar,â he jests.
âNoâŠyouâre not, your highnessâŠmajesty...I mean sir.â
Your blunder expands his smile. His cerulean gaze drags over your frame.
âAre you here for the nursemaid position?â
âI am, sir.â You unleash a deep exhale, his inquiry tossing salt on the fresh wound. The interviewer clearly wasnât impressed by your less than stellar performance. Maybe you should have tried to mimic the way the girls with whom you attended the Academy behave more. They carry themselves with such confidence, wading through the world with the certainty of their destinies being secure, bereft of hardships unlike district dwellers.
You envy how carefree they get to be. Everyday you wake up worried youâll come up short on a bill and you and Laertes will be forced to leave your family home. No matter how diligent you are at work, there never seems to be enough money to sustain the two of you. Even with three jobs, youâre barely eking out a decent living for you and your little brother. Many times, youâve gone to bed hungry just so Laertes would not.
You donât even realize tears have filled your eyes to the brim until a handkerchief is daintily pressed into your cheeks.
Flabbergasted, you blink up at President Snow.Â
âThank you,â you exhale, stunned by his kind gesture.
âWhatâs the matter?â he asks.
You search his eyes. Genuine interest lights up his pellucid blue orbs.
Without much thought, you confess, âI just donât think I did very well with my interview.â
As he scrutinizes you in silence, cocking his head sideways, embarrassment rushes through you.
Words anxiously leave your lips in a tremulous string.
âGod, Iâm so sorry, spilling my problems to you as if youâre not an extremely busy man, sir.â
He shakes his head. âItâs quite alright. And do not count yourself defeated, sweetheart.â Your pulse stutters when he bends over you to whisper, âYou may have left a stronger impression than you think.â
He nudges the pocket square between your hands. Itâs still damp with your tears. You gape at it in awe. President Snowâs initials are elegantly etched in the left corner of the fabric.
âHere. Keep it. Though Iâd much prefer it if you didnât cry.â He pauses, studying you. âGirls as lovely as you never should.â
His words send your heart into a frenzy. For a while, youâre too stunned to move. You then shake yourself back to reality, noticing youâre now staring at the empty space where he used to stand. Heâs gone. You look ahead. Heâs already miles away from you, wrapped in conversation with who seems to be an assistant of his.Â
Your thumbs press against the soft fabric of the pocket square. Cheeks ablaze, you hold it to your nose. It smells like roses, the same delicate scent that wafted from him a few minutes ago. Your back prickles. You pivot and are astonished to find the envious glares of some of the applicants still waiting in line zeroed in on you. Self-conscious, you rush to continue your exit, fleeing away from the hateful stares.Â
As the outside gates come into sight, you canât suppress an elated smile. Itâs not everyday someone meets President Snow and receives such a gift from him. Shoving the handkerchief in your pocket, you vow to place it somewhere safe and always cherish it.Â
When you return home, your brotherâs already sitting in the living room, his tiny brows scrunched in concentration and his nose buried in his books. Your stomach sinks. Everything you did today was for him. You canât help but feel you missed out on a huge opportunity, one thatâd have changed the course of his life forever. You glance around at the apartment. The walls are crumbling. The wooden floors are creaking. The pipes in the kitchen have been leaking for weeks, a measly bucket you must empty every morning the only thing preventing a flood. And at night, the pitter-patter of rodentsâ paws resonates from the ceiling.
Every inch of your family home is in dire need of repairs.
Unfortunately, every penny you earn goes into rent and food, meaning the house falls apart a bit more everyday. Perhaps one day, you and Laertes will awake beneath the rubble of whatâs left of your childhood home. Nightmares of that sometimes keep you up at night.
âHow was the Academy today?â you chime, rummaging through the kitchen cabinets. Worry twists your chest. There isnât much left. Youâll need to make do with cabbage and whatever other veggies are left. Perhaps you could toss in some leftover dried meat and make a stew.
âMy teacher signed me up for advanced trigonometry,â your brother announces.
You close the cabinet and beam at him.
âOh, that sounds hard. Iâm proud of you.â It doesnât exactly surprise you. Laertesâ always been exceptionally smart. Even his teachers noticed how gifted he is from an early age. Unlike you, he breezed through middle school and now the Academy.
Itâs why itâs crucial you make sure he can go to the University. A mind like his shouldnât be wasted.
You brother shrugs, exuding nonchalance.
âItâs fine.â
You rush to him. You wrap your arm around him playfully and hug him in his chair, pulling his cheek like when he was little. You know he hates when you do that but you canât help teasing him a bit. Itâs your duty as a big sister after all.
âDonât downplay it. My little brotherâs a genius.â
He wriggles his way out of the hug, rolling his eyes.Â
âStop it.â
You head back to the kitchen and fire the stove.
âIâll make you something,â you say, smiling at your brother.
His brows knit. âMake something for yourself first.â
You nibble your bottom lip. You truly hoped he wouldnât notice, how much smaller than his your portions are. But heâs growing; he needs it. Much more than you. Besides, how can he focus at the Academy and be the brilliant boy he is supposed to be with a growling stomach? You wonât allow it.
âLaertesâŠâ
He shakes his head, his expression firm.
âNo. You always do this. This time, we split whatever is left.â
Heaving out a resigned exhale, you nod. You whirl to resume preparing dinner.
You gather a boiling pot from the overhead cabinet and place it on the stove. With the ease of practice, you begin chopping vegetables and tossing them into the pot. You add spices and water. The mouthwatering aroma quickly fills the kitchen. Pride swells in your chest. Your cooking skills have improved so much in the last year since your parents passed. You now manage to bring flavor to the blandest of meals.Â
Once the stewâs ready, you pour a portion in each bowl, putting just a little more in your brotherâs and praying he will not notice.
You place the steaming bowls on the table and take a seat opposite him.
âNo books at the dining table,â you admonish, mimicking the exact tone your mother used with your brother. Admitting defeat, Laertes sighs and sets his homework aside. The tiny victory tugs your lips skyward.
He tells you about his day at the Academy while the two of you eat. Youâre delighted to hear heâs making a lot of friends and heâs at the top of his class for most science subjects. Heâs struggling a bit more with his poetry and ethics classes, but you encourage him by reminding him he can just ask the teacher for extra assignments to keep his grade up.
âI interviewed for a new job today,â you reveal, stirring the spoon in your bowl while waiting for your brother to eat more of his food.
âHow did it go?â
âWell, it pays really well so Iâm hopeful.â
The hope dancing in his eyes makes your chest ache. You donât have the heart to tell him you made a fool of yourself today. You may not be gifted like your brother, but you want him to know he can rely on you at least.
Pursing his mouth, he looks down at his stew.
âThatâs great. Itâd be good if you didnât have to work as much.â
Your smile falters. âDonât worry. I have everything under control.â
âOkay.â
His dour tone stirs your concern. You wish you were better at hiding things from him, making his childhood as normal as possible. But your brotherâs twelve now, and thatâs old enough to sense when things are wrong.
He rises from his seat. You frown as you note thereâs still food left in his bowl.
âFinish your plate before going to your room.â
Annoyance pinches his features but he still picks up his bowl and hastily guzzles down the remainder of his stew.
âHappy now?â he says, wiping his mouth.
âYes. Very,â you cheerfully respond.
He gathers his books and strides towards his room.Â
Your voice rises.
âDonât stay up too late to study, okay? I love you.â
âIâŠlove you too,â he mumbles.
You bask in the moment as you clean the table. Thankfully Laertes is still at an age where he says it back. One day he might not. So you must cherish every instant. Every conversation, every hug, every âI love youâ. Because it could all vanish in a second. You learned that the hard way a year ago.
The day of the interview recedes to the back of your mind as you keep living your life. Work is harrowing, as usual, but you tend to your tasks as best as you can. Your arms ache as you knead the dough in the back of the bakery. You give yourself a second to wipe the sweat off your forehead. Itâs been a hectic afternoon. Thereâs a massive pastry order for some Capitol heiressâ birthday due tomorrow. So youâve been racing between the front desk and the kitchen in the back. A baker called in sick today, leaving you with twice the workload.
You know it wonât take much to crash into your bed and fall asleep tonight.
To make matters worse, the day hits its nadir when you get your pay that day. You peer inside the envelope for the umpteenth time. An anxious chuckle peals out of your lips.Â
âIâm sorry I donât want to complain, butâŠthis doesnât match the hours I put in.â
The owner scratches the back of his neck, a contrite expression etched on his face.
âIâm sorry too. With the new taxes imposed by the Capitol, I had to cut your salary.â
Slack-jawed by the news, no word leaves your mouth as you stare at him. He sighs.
âIf itâs a problem, we can find someone else-â
âNo, no,â you interrupt, blinking in panic. âPlease, I need this job.â
He acquiesces and youâre forced to thank him despite feeling cheated. You actually scaled back your hours for your other part-times since this one paid more. What a waste.Â
Dispirited, you return home. As you give the driver a bill for the fare, your insides wrench. Every bill counts. Perhaps youâll need to walk back home from now on. The streets of the Capitol are notoriously dangerous but you canât see any other way to save your dwindling wages. You already know youâll need to request an extension for rent this month. How will you pay it, however?
You suppose youâll have to figure it out. You always figure it out.
These are the somber thoughts swaying in your mind as you check the mailbox.Â
Bills. Bills. And more bills. Your already sour mood plummets even more. But a slim, silver envelope sticking out from the pile corrals your focus. Curiosity surges inside you. It looks fancy and thereâs a wax seal with the Capitolâs symbol keeping it shut. You rush to open it, heart fluttering in strange anticipation.
You unfold the neatly folded letter inside. As you read the words, you gasp, dropping the letter. Still trembling from shock and excitement, you bend to pick it up.Â
You take a deep slow breath before reading it again.Â
This time, a squeal escapes from your lips.Â
You read it many more times to make sure your eyes arenât just conjuring wild fantasies.Â
After a while, you realize they arenât. Itâs true.Â
Holding the letter to your chest, you toss yourself on your bed and kick your feet excitedly.Â
You then place your palm on your forehead. In disbelief, you beam at the ceiling.Â
SomehowâŠyouâve been hired to work for the Snows. You actually got the job.Â
Perhaps there is light at the end of the tunnel.
You fidget before the iron gates, smoothing absent wrinkles on your skirt. Itâs one of the best outfits you could find on short notice that wasnât moth-eaten or visibly overworn. You pray itâs enough. You let your gaze wander. The Snowsâ estate truly is majestic. The lush gardens. The beautiful architecture. You feel a little small as you admire the mansion.
Remembering yourself, you pivot to the man who drove you there. You fish inside your pocket for a bill and hand it to him. He stares at you blankly from the driverâs seat.
A weary sigh ripples behind you.
You turn, your eyes widening. Itâs the woman who interviewed you that day. She wears the same stern expression.
âYou donât need to pay him,â she explains, dismissing the man with her hand. He nods and drives away. âHeâs your assigned driver. Heâll pick you up each day and take you back home.â
âOh.â You offer your hand. âNice to meet youâŠagain.â
She gives you a lengthy onceover, completely ignoring your gesture. Then she motions at you to follow her. You let your hand fall to your side. Heat blooms in your cheeks. Perhaps, you were too enthusiastic just then. Straightening your spine, you try your best to keep pace with her quick strides.
âIâm Pandora. I supervise most housekeeping duties for the president. Iâll show you around the estate. Then youâll meet the young Master.â
She gives you a tour of the mansion. Youâre even more amazed than last time though you try to suppress your awe and not stare excessively. She shows you the garden as well. The sea of snow-white roses makes your head spin. She specifies that the only part of the house that is off-limits is the west wing of the mansion, as these are the First Ladyâs apartments and she must have rest and quiet.
She ends the visit by taking you to the nursery. A smile spontaneously finds its way onto your lips. A toddler plays with his toy train on the floor. With his blonde curls and bright blue eyes, he bears a striking resemblance to his father.
âThatâs him? Heâs so cute,â you whisper. Even the stern womanâs expression thaws a little as she looks at the child, softening ever-so-slightly. You send her a questioning glance. She gives you a nod of approval.Â
You approach the boy and crouch in front of him.
âHi. Youâre Martius, right?â
He lifts his head and beams at you. Youâre immediately endeared. Again, his smile reminds you of President Snow. You suppose one could probably take over the world with a smile like that.Â
You turn to Pandora.
âIs his mother around? I should probably introduce myself.â
Her face pinches. âMistress Livia has been unwell as of late. She is not to be disturbed today as she is quite tired.â
âOf course.â Your lips squeeze shut for a few seconds but curiosity gets the better of you. A question burns on your lips, one that nagged you ever since you got the job. It slips out before you can think it through. âIs thisâŠIs this why the president and his wife require a nanny? The First Lady is sick?â
Pandora glowers at you. You flinch as she steps further inside the room, her searing tone like a whip.
âYou are here to do your job, and nothing else. Mistress Liviaâs health is no concern of yours. Do you hear me?â
You rise on shaky feet. You forgot yourself.
âI-I understand. Iâm sorry I asked.â
âThis reminds me. You have to sign this,â she says, handing you a pen and clipboard. A thin stack of papers are attached to the clipboard. The front page spells âNon-Disclosure Agreementâ in bold letters at the very top. You scowl as you flip through the pages.
âWhatâs that?â
âItâs a contract, one signed by every one of the Presidentâs employees.â
âI donât understand most of whatâs written hereâŠâ
A frustrated exhale peals from her lips.
âIâll make it simple for you then. For the duration of your employment here, nothing you see or hear must ever leave this house. You are here to care for the young master, that is all. Nothing else should concern you. Is that clear enough?â
You swallow thickly. It doesnât sound hard at all. Discretion is essential in every job, isnât it? But the way Pandora makes it sound, youâd assume there are bodies buried beneath the Snowsâ estate. Youâd laugh if her death stare werenât so disquieting.
You peruse the contract, perplexed by most of the legal mumbo jumbo filling the pages. None of it rings any bell. You understand the gist of it however. You must preserve the president and his wifeâs privacy. While you donât know the specifics of the first ladyâs condition, her public appearances have been few and far between in the last few years.
She used to be the envy of every woman in the Capitol. Beautiful, young and married to the dashing President Snow.
She was a fairytale princess come to life.
Then their son Martius was born. And when they held him up from the balcony of their mansion for all of Panem to gaze upon, they truly seemed like the perfect family.
Until one day, Livia Cardew simplyâŠvanished.
She was noticeably absent from all the events of the season, some she even hosted herself. Tongues wagged of course, rumors and wild theories spreading like wildfire.Â
But no one knew the truth of what had happened to her.
The matter seems delicate. You promise yourself not to bring it up again.
You click the pen and scribble your name at the bottom of the very last page.
âIâveâŠnever signed a contract like that before starting a job.â
Pandora lets out a wry chuckle.
âWell, youâve never worked for President Snow.â
As promised, you quit your two other jobs to focus solely on Martius. Youâre hesitant at first. Your departed parents taught you never to put all your eggs in one basket. And itâs exactly what youâd be doing by trusting the Snows. But when you receive your first paycheck, long before the end of the week, every qualm you had fades. Itâs more money than youâve ever had, more money than you expected. Rent isnât an issue anymore. Neither is food.
Besides, gifts keep coming from the estate. Clothes mostly, for both you and Laertes, but also jewelry, perfume and other fancy things you donât need. Overwhelmed by President Snowâs generosity, you try to send some of it back, but you donât have the heart to return everything when you see your brotherâs happy face when he opens his wardrobe one day.
Youâve caught the self-conscious glimpses he casts at his classmates sometimes, when not wearing the Academy uniform. Their clothes are always brand new and custom, perfectly tailored while his are stitched back together by your clumsy hands whenever they fray at the seams. Youâre not a seamstress but youâve always done your best. But you know your best doesnât compare to the access and privilege those kids have.
Other than those blessings, your time with Martius has been a breeze. Only hazy memories of your brother as a toddler linger in your mind, but you donât recall him ever being as sweet and calm as the little boy is.
It hardly feels like work, caring for the small child. You spend the day playing along with his games, reading stories to him and, as the day nears its end, the two of you feed the ducks in the massive pond behind the mansion. He even gives them names and gets upset when they fight with each other.Â
âLily doesnât like James anymore,â he whispers to you one day, a sullen pout scrunching his tiny features.Â
âAnd why is that?â
âI think sheâs angry that he steals her food.â
You chuckle and ruffle his golden locks. The little boy always has a story for everything he sees. At all times, his world must make sense. So if he cannot find a reason to explain what fills his gaze, heâll weave a tale that matches it. His stories are each more wild than the other and he sometimes utters words youâve never heard a four year old use.
But you surmise it is expected from the son of the president. When he isnât with you, the little boy is often with his private tutor. Even at his tender age, the importance of manners and eloquence is impressed upon him.
Martius tugs at your skirt when you make your way to the door. You look down. His blue eyes are pleading.Â
âYouâre leaving again?â
You heave out a long exhale. The little boy wasnât so clingy before but with your bond growing, heâs been expressing more sadness from watching you go at the end of every day.Â
You hunker down to his level.
âMy little brotherâs expecting me.â
His forehead puckers. âStayâŠâ
âI told you before, Martius. I have a brother. Heâll miss me if Iâm not here.â
âOkay,â he mumbles, giving a begrudging nod. Tears already swim in his eyes though. Panic flows through you. You didnât want to upset him. You pick him up and bounce with him in your arms to try to soothe him.
âOh, no. Donât cry, sweetie.â He buries his head in the crook of your neck, nearly squeezing you to death when he wraps his arms around your neck. His loud, tearful sobs swell in the room. âHey, itâs okay. Iâll see you tomorrow like always, okay? So I need you to be brave for me.â His grip on you loosens as he sniffles. You put him down and the two of you pinky promise that youâll return. Your heart twists at the sight of his tear-stained little face.Â
You give his hair one last affectionate pat before rushing outside. If you stay, he might throw another tantrum. No matter what, you can never get mad at Martius. Heâs just a child. In the absence of his mother, heâs bound to grow attached to any woman filling a role adjacent to hers. You loathe that youâre taking those moments from the first lady. Though it pleases you to have a steady job and spend time with the sweet boy, it feels wrong that she isnât there. She should get to see her baby grow up. She should hear his inane ramblings and eccentric stories.
As time wears on, youâre dying to meet her and tell her about Martius. Is she truly so sick that she canât even see him for a mere few minutes? Youâre itching to break the rules and visit the west wing of the mansion. Sometimes you hear blood-curdling screams and wailing coming from the dark halls but you never dared venture through them. You know that if you did, Pandora would crucify you.
Laertesâ well-being matters more than your curiosity.
Humming absently, you halt in your tracks in the middle of a hallway. Confusion has you blinking. A peculiar noise bounces faintly against the walls. Your gaze drifts sideways, where the noise seems to come from. Youâre clocking out. Whateverâs going on in the house isnât any of your business at this hour.
But what if someone needs help? What if itâs something bad? Youâd feel awful if you learnt something happened the next day and you pretended to ignore it. So you gingerly approach the wall. Your fingers graze the tapestry covering it.Â
Your eyes widen when the wall moves, a tiny crack forming in it.
Your eyes bulge. Itâs an ajar door, you realize. A secret door one wouldnât notice if they werenât aware it was there. Light spills from the slight opening.
Confining your breath, you bend over the crack in the wall to get a glimpse of whatâs behind it.Â
The vision crowding your sight makes the blood in your veins freeze.Â
President Snow rutting into a maid with his pants down to his ankles. His usually neat blonde locks are tousled, a few damp curls kissing his forehead. His massive cock glistens with the girlâs essence, disappearing into the girlâs spread lips over and over again. Her body is bent over the railing of the bed and her maid outfit is bunched around her hips, exposing her ass, the flesh trembling with each of the presidentâs harsh, pointed thrust.
Each time he snaps his hips he draws a broken moan from her. One of his hands is around the back of her throat while the otherâs on the small of her back. He grunts low in his throat as she clenches around him, thrusting into her even faster than before.Â
The obscene sound of their coupling rises, coalescing with the feral grunts spilling from the presidentâs mouth. In that moment, heâs not the poised gentleman youâre used to seeing, he is an animal in rut chasing his high.
A shocked exhale escapes your lips. Your hand flies to cover your mouth. President Snowâs head snaps up, his gaze landing straight on you.
Your heart slams against your ribcage.
You jump back from the door and push the secret door closed. You dart across the hallway, determined to find the exit as quickly as you can. You donât glance back, your steps hasty and panicked.Â
Pandora was right. Itâs best not not to hear or see anything, to become a tomb in which secrets are buried.
You can only hope he didnât recognize you through the tiny crack in the door.Â
Though youâre shaken to your core, you continue your work as a nanny. You still need money. You may have set aside everything you made thus far, but it will only sustain you and your brother for a month or two. Besides, youâve already handed in your resignation for your other jobs. The positions have likely been filled. You canât exactly show up out of the blue and ask for your former job back.Â
No. So you convince yourself that itâs alright. You have a good thing going anyway. Youâre making more than you hoped. The child is happy. Youâre happy. All is well. Or it would be at least.
âŠIf you could conjure the memory of President Snow railing into the maid far away from your mind.Â
You want to forget it, bury the moment so deep in the abyss of your thoughts, it can never be unearthed.
But it isnât so easy. Because every time your mind wanders even a little, you see him again. Skin glistening with sweat and blue eyes alight with lust. The image is tattooed into your brain.Â
You wonder if the first lady knows. Perhaps itâs why sheâs hiding away. The weight of her husbandâs indiscretions may have grown too heavy to carry. It sours your heart. President Snow seemed so kind, good and noble. He was nice to you. You still have the breast pocket he gave you tucked away in a drawer. You loathe to think heâd do that to his wife. No woman deserves this.
You lift your head when your name is uttered. You get to your feet. Adrift in your thoughts, you didnât realize Pandora was in the nursery.Â
âYes?â
âThe president wants to see you in his office.â
Dread wrenches your gut. Itâs exactly what you feared. Does he know? Did he see you? Your pulse picks up. What other reason would there be? He never summoned you before.
âReally, why?â
âHe didnât say, but Iâm assuming itâs to congratulate you.â
Befuddlement wrinkles your forehead. âCongratulate me?â
Pandora heaves out a weary sigh. âWell, youâve done much better than we thought,â she begrudgingly admits. âThe young master smiles all the time.â She rolls her eyes. âEven if we must deal with his tantrums when you leave.â
A sliver of pride flutters through you with her admission. Pandora made her doubts about your capabilities plain and obvious from the beginning. It gladdens you that you may have changed her mind a little.Â
âIâm sorry.âÂ
âItâs fine.â She turns to him, the ghost of a smile playing on her lips. âItâs a small price to pay for his happiness.â
Your smile vanishes as she adds, âNow let me escort you to the presidentâs office. He doesnât like to be kept waiting.â
Swallowing the lump in your throat, you trail behind her. The entire trek to the presidentâs office, your stomachâs in knots. You keep wondering if itâs the day youâll lose your job for being too nosy. You should have walked past the noise. You shouldnât have peeked.Â
You inhale a lungful of nerve as Pandora opens the door to his office and frees room for you to enter. Your clammy hands wrench in your lap. Heâs sitting behind his desk. You stagger further inside the room as he motions for you to sit in the chair on the other side of the desk. He looks the same as the first time you stumbled into him, disarmingly handsome in an impeccable shirt and pants that flatter his long legs.
A sharp contrast to the version of him that has plagued your thoughts lately.Â
His sky gaze follows you as you take a trembling seat.
âAre you settling in well?â he asks.
âHm, yes,â you stammer, anxiously twining your fingers. âItâs pretty much the perfect job. I get to be around a cute child all day.â
âI hear my son is very fond of you.â
You bashfully dip your head. âHeâs very easy to like. Heâs such a good boy, sweet, kind, and curious. You and your wife are raising him well, sir.â
He hums in thought. âI canât take much credit for that. Iâve tried my best to carve out time for MartiusâŠbut workâs kept me busy. As for Livia...â He lets out a humorless chuckle. âWell she isnât quite herself these days.â
âIâm sorry to hear that.â
He places one hand under his chin, scrutinizing you. You try not to twitch beneath his stare, your insides tight with dread.
âHm, itâs strange,â he states after a minute that goes by like an eternity.
Your head rises. âWhatâs strange?â
âA girl like you.â His lips drag upward. âSweet, nurturing, beautiful. Shouldnât you be married already?â
Your lips part in astonishment. This isnât the line of questioning you expected. âI-Iâm not.â
âNo fiancĂ©?â
âNo, sir.â
âA lover then?â
Warmth rushes to your face.
âNoâŠâ
He laughs, mirth dancing in his cobalt orbs.
âYou must pardon me for being so forward but I simply find it astonishing. No suitors? Itâs hard to believe since youâre so lovely, sweetheart.â He tilts his head. You shift in discomfort, his attention making you feel see-through. âI mean, a husband would have made your life easier than itâs been thus far, wouldnât he, dove?â
A long exhale flows from your lips. âIâve had offers, after I graduated from the Academy. There was even this boy, he was so kind to me.â The memory draws a small smile from you. âHe proposed. Iâm sure heâd make a great husband, butâŠâ
âButâŠâ
Your mouth dries.
âI know itâs probably naive and unrealistic but I want to marry for love, that great, life-changing love, like in those romance novels my mom used to love, not money or status.â
His eyes twinkle. âOr financial stability?â
Shame gathers in your chest. You know it sounds silly when uttered aloud.Â
âI know, Iâm an idiot.â
âNo, youâre not. Itâs sweet that you still believe in love.â He appears lost in a faraway memory, his gaze hazing over with remembrance. âI used to believe in it too. I used to think, âWho needs wealth and success and power when love conquers all?ââ
He chuckles but itâs bereft of amusement.Â
âReally? What happened then?â
His gaze locks with yours.Â
âI grew up.â
Confused, you frown.Â
âBut arenât you and the first lady in love?â
Another laugh bursts from his chest.
âGod, youâre sweet.â His tone lowers to a dulcet whisper. âItâs like none of the worldâs ugliness has gotten to you yet.â He reveals matter-of-factly, âMy wife and I hate each other.â His smile widens at your flabbergasted expression. âAlways did. Itâs best that way, moreâŠefficient. Of course, there was a time, when we hadâŠpassion.â He licks his lips, something you canât pinpoint flickering in his gaze. âBut not anymore. Sheâs far too gone for that.â
He rises from his chair. You stiffen as he circles the desk, making slow steps towards you.Â
âWhich is why I mustâŠsatiate my needs wherever I can,â he mumbles, fingers lurking under your chin, forcing your eyes to fall upon him. âDo you understand my meaning, dove?â
âIâŠyes.â
Discomfort flares within you. Tension hangs in the air, so heavy it clogs your airways.Â
He cocks his head, lips slanting crookedly.
âDo you really? With that innocent look in your eyes, itâs hard to tell.â His thumb sweeps over your shuddering bottom lip. âMen have needs. And am I not a man, sweetheart?â
âY-Yes you are, sir.â
He bends over you to whisper in your ear. âYou saw everything that day, didnât you?â Your heart stops.
Flames lick your face as you bow your head. âI-I didnât see anything.â
His warm breath ghosts over your earshell.
âLiar,â he mumbles.
Your pulse quickens.
He leans back and nudges your chin upward.
âSince my wife fell sick, Iâve been very lonely. And sometimesâŠâ He looms over you, crowding your space as you peer up at him, fingers squeezing the arms of the chair. âI need something soft and warm to forget that feeling.â
President Snow slowly falls to his knees in front of you. His fingers find your thigh, starting to creep under your skirt. A devilish glint sparkles in his cobalt gaze. He finds your center, pressing the sheer fabric into your folds. You gasp. He chuckles at your reaction. He starts teasing you through your panties, tracing your slit and dragging over your tender bud. Your breath hitches as the air around you grows hotter. You grow slick beneath his finger, your thighs shaking as tingles bloom on your flesh.
âSirâŠâ you whimper, tears welling up in your eyes.
He pushes further inside you, adding another finger, and you unleash an audible breath. You try to close your thighs. He places his other hand on your knee to keep you open for him.
The air in your lungs grows thinner as he rubs your core through your soaked panties. The friction is a delicious torture. Pleasure pools in your belly causing your face to burn with shame. Youâre getting embarrassingly wet with President Snowâs attention.
âI just want a little taste,â he murmurs, his deep timbre bleeding lust. âJust one time and itâll never happen again,â he promises fervently as his lips graze your ankle. You find some relief when his fingers disappear from your drenched center. But your respite is ephemeral. He slips his hands under your ass and tugs at your panties.
Panic widens your eyes. Cheeks ablaze, you pull at the material between your legs with both hands. But heâs stronger than you and effortlessly drags the fabric along your legs. A wicked smile plays on his lips as tears glisten in your eyes. Itâs soon down to your ankles. You squeal when the president yanks the panties off your foot, tossing them aside. Cool air sneaks beneath your skirt, swirling over your bare folds.
Hands over your knees to keep you spread, his wolfish gaze sweeps over your glossy folds.Â
Your skin heats, embarrassment gathering in your chest. Youâve never been this vulnerable and exposed in front of anybody before.
âPlease, President Snow, s-stopâŠâÂ
âBut youâre dripping, sweetheart,â he states smugly, sinking a finger inside your weeping core, as if to make a point. Your breath hitches. He takes his finger out sluggishly. You clench when he grazes one of your sensitive spots. âJust as sweet as I expected,â he hums, obscenely licking your essence off his long digit.
Without a warning, he buries his head between your thighs. A sharp exhale leaps from your mouth. His cool tongue traces a wet trail over your folds. President Snow traces maddening patterns over your swollen bud causing your eyes to roll back.
You card your fingers through his silken platinum locks, hoping to push his head away. But the delightful sensations grow too overwhelming. You unravel beneath his sinful ministrations, your limbs twitching as the thread of your thoughts comes loose.
Your grip on his hair weakens. Your belly tightens, your chest rising and falling rapidly.Â
You jolt as his tongue flickers over your tender heap of nerves.Â
âP-PresidentâŠâÂ
He purrs against your folds and the vibrations rock through your core. You squirm in the chair. Your thighs quake. Your vision dims, your mind blank as waves of pleasure swaddle you in their tide. Protests scatter on your tongue, replaced by wanton whimpers and moans.
Electricity ripples through your spine as you cry out.
Bliss engulfs you and your legs turn liquid. Shame swirls in your gut as your juices coat his tongue. He drinks your nectar, elation rumbling in his chest.Â
When he lifts his head, you hardly recognize him. The feral glow in his gaze chills your blood.
There is no time to collect yourself, realize what just occurred, as the blonde gathers your limp frame from the chair and places you on his desk. Documents and papers are flung to the ground as he grabs your thighs and presses his throbbing hard-on against your cunt.Â
He hastily unbuttons his pants, freeing his hard length. He fists his cock and guides it through your wet entrance. Your back arches, the sudden intrusion robbing you of air. He reaches the hilt of you in a few seconds, giving you no time to accommodate his thick girth. You collapse over the desk, weak whimpers leaving you as your walls are stretched to their limit. He drags out of you, his pupils flaring as they trace the motion of his length in and out of you. Coriolanus leans over you. He snaps his pelvis into your hips, each of his thrusts tearing tearful moans from your throat.
When you turn your head, hot tears flowing down your cheeks, he grabs your chin so youâre forced to meet his lustful stare. Bracing himself on the desk, he reaches between your bodies to pinch your swollen clit. He plucks at your soft bud until you shatter around him with a sob. His throat bobs, a look of sheer bliss flitting across his face when you clench around him.
âIâve been dying to fuck you the minute I saw you,â he confesses, trailing soft pecks over your collarbone. A sinister chuckle peals from his lips. âThe way you looked at me with those sweet, innocent eyesâŠit made me rock-hard.â He tilts your chin towards him, his thumb skimming over your parted lips.
Satisfaction glimmers in his eyes as they flick over your prone form.
âYou should thank me. Those boys at the Academy wouldnât know what to do with a girl like youâŠâ His cock twitches inside you. Sticky warmth spills from him, painting your walls and dripping past your hole. Drops of his seed leak onto the desk. A throaty sigh pours from President Snowâs throat as your cunt flutters around him.
His teeth nip the skin of your neck.
â...But I do.â
After what occurs in his office, you hope to avoid President Snow. Those hopes are swiftly dashed however. President Snow lied to you. It doesnât happen once. In fact, you begin to lose count of the actual number.
Every time the president finds a little spare time, he summons you.
Sometimes you end up bent over the desk in his office as he pours the frustrations of the day into your warm hole. Sometimes he prefers you sprawled on your back in one of the multitude of luxurious beds in the mansion while he devours you as if you were his very last meal. And at times, he grows even more impatient and simply shoves you against a wall before ravaging you.
More than once, a maid or footman has walked in on the two of you, and youâve had to swallow your shame and embarrassment.
As youâve come to learn, the entire staff is aware of Coriolanus Snowâs insatiable appetite and none of them seems to care.
You feel sick, desperate, trapped in something twisted and awful you never signed up for.
But how does one say no to President Coriolanus Snow? The entire Capitol yields to his every whim. And you are the same. Here to bow and smile and lie back whenever he demands it.
You long to focus on your job, to care for Martius and nothing else. Whenever the boy looks up at you with those innocent blue eyes, eerily similar to his fatherâs, your stomach wrenches. You pray he never comes to learn what kind of man his father is. You wish heâd stay just as kind and sweet as he is now.
Those are the thoughts drifting through your mind as you watch Martius play with his toy trains. Your eyes wander towards the window. Outside, orange and purple hues are bleeding into the sky, the afternoon nearing its end. Your stomach coils. Itâs during times like these that President Snow often seeks you out. Youâve tried to run away from him but itâs all a game to Coriolanus, and he always delights in chasing you through the hallways.
Your brows crumple as you note that Martius has stopped playing. He drops his toy and rushes to your side. Confounded by his behavior, youâre on the cusp of asking him whatâs wrongâŠbut your gaze follows what caught his attention on the other side of the room.
You fall silent, your eyes rounding in shock.
âMartius. Come here, my love,â says the blonde woman in a white robe and nightgown, her arms wide open.
Time stands still for a few seconds. It takes you a while to realize who stands before the door. She looks so different, more ghost than woman, her glassy blue eyes hollow and sunken. But her likeness is unmistakable. Even with her graying, limp tresses and ashen complexion, you recognize Livia Cardew. The presidentâs wife.
You bolt to your feet. Arms still open, Livia takes slow steps towards Martius.
âIâm your mom, sweetie. Donât you remember me?â
The little boyâs fists clutch your skirt as he hides his face against your leg.
âYouâre not my mom.â
A stricken look twists Liviaâs features as she shrinks. As if her own son just drove a knife through her heart. Your chest twinges. While her abrupt appearance is a shock, you canât imagine how she must feel. You place a hand on Martiusâ back and try to nudge him forward.
âMartius. Itâs the First Lady, your mother. Go on, hug her,â you urge softly.
He shakes his head, tears filling his eyes as he hides behind you even more.
Youâre stunned. Has it truly been that long?
âMartius-â
You donât get to finish your sentence, Livia lunging at you, her eyes wild with fury.
âYou! This is all your fault,â she hisses. She points at you and scoffs, âYouâre his new whore, arenât you?â Her mouth wobbles as she grips her head. âFirst you take my husband, now my son.â
Martius begins to sob. His loud cries overlap with his motherâs frantic yelling. You cover his eyes, tossing Livia an apologetic look.
âFirst Lady, I never meant-â
Before you can explain yourself, she grabs a nearby vase and smashes it. White roses scatter on the floor. Stomping all over the petals and broken glass, she collects one of the shards and races towards you. Terror numbs you. You freeze as Livia aims the shard at you, scarlet droplets dripping on her nightgown as she squeezes her fist around the glass.
Your eyes shut as you wait for the inevitable strike.
You shiver, waiting still.
But it doesnât come.
âLivia, darling, thatâs enough. Itâs time for you to sleep and take your medicine.â
The familiar sound of Coriolanusâ voice causes your eyes to snap open.Â
You watch him restrain a struggling Livia. She curses at him, fighting him with all her might. Itâs a painful spectacle.Â
âNo, donât touch me!â Other staff members rush into the room. It takes several people to hold Livia down, colorful expletives pouring from her mouth as she punches and kicks whoever comes close. âYouâre killing me! You bastard! Give me my son back! Martius! Martius!â
The child trembles against your skirt, his tear-filled gaze stuck to the floor.
Eventually someone manages to stick a needle into Liviaâs neck. She instantly goes limp, arm still reaching for her son in her last conscious second.
âTake her away,â Coriolanus instructs.
The first ladyâs flaccid form is dragged out of the room. Still shaken by what you just witnessed, you donât move a muscle. President Snow approaches you, worry swimming in his blue orbs.Â
âAre you alright, dove?â He cups your cheeks, his brows crumpling as his gaze settles on your neck. âIâll have Doctor Gaul look at you. She has an ointment for that.â He caresses your cheeks, smiling. You gape at him. How can he smile at a time like that? âIt wonât even scar. I promise.â
You graze your neck. Your fingers come away bloody. Oh. Livia nicked you with the shard but you didnât even feel it. Perhaps adrenaline numbed you to the pain.
âDada,â Martius chimes, lifting his chubby arms.
Coriolanusâ face warms as he picks up his son. He tosses him in the air and catches him. Martius giggles through his tears.
âMy sweet boy. That was very scary, wasnât it?â he says, balancing his son on his hip. Martius nods and wipes his nose. Coriolanus flicks his cheek, beaming at him. âDonât worry, son. The scary lady wonât bother you anymore in a few months.â
A wave of ice blows through your veins. You wonder why the president uttered those words with such certainty. Like a promise. Or a prophecy. Almost as if he knows exactly when the grim reaper will come knock on his wifeâs door.
The next day, you hand over your resignation to Pandora. Her expression is skeptical as she gauges the manila folder you give her.
âThis is for the president,â you announce.
She unleashes a deep exhale. âYou should reconsider, sleep on it.â
You almost laugh. Sleep on it? You can hardly find rest, the picture of a disheveled Livia Cardew crying out for her son haunting your nights. Whatever befell upon the poor woman, you wouldnât be surprised if her husband somehow had a hand in it. It broke your heart, seeing her like that, her own son unable to recognize her. You also despise the role Coriolanus forced you to play in erasing her memory.
All of it feels wrong.Â
And most of all, you donât want President Snow to use you to satisfy his lewd desires anymore. He took all your firsts, all the moments that should have been beautiful, and made them a nightmare you have to relive every time he touches you.
You respected him; you admired him. Now you canât be in his presence without dread whispering through you. What will he make you do this time? How will he make you small and powerless again?
âI canâtâŠI canât do this anymore. He can hire someone else to care for him.â
Pandora purses her lips and shakes her head.
âItâs really not that simple. The president has developedâŠa fondness for you.â
You bristle. âI have to go back home. Laertes is expecting me.â
âYou wonât like what comes next, trust me.â Her gaze narrows. âNo one leaves the president.â
Ignoring the shudder elicited by her daunting words, you pivot and make a beeline towards the exit. Pandoraâs voice echoes down the hallways.
âDonât say I didnât warn you.â
Depleted, you glumly make your way to the gates. You enter the car that takes you back home everyday. Your thoughts wander as the Snowâs house grows smaller through the car window. You were thrilled when you got this job. It felt like kismet after the year you and your brother had. A rainbow after the rain. A slice of hope.
How it all went to hell so quickly. Youâre still reeling from it. Youâve no idea what youâll do next. The only thing you know for certain is that you will not step foot into the Snowsâ estate ever again.
The car suddenly halts. You bump your head into the passengerâs seat. Wincing, you grip the sides of your head. As you retrieve your senses, you look around. You stopped.
You toss a questioning look at the driver.
But before he can respond, the car door opens and youâre yanked outside. Two pairs of strong arms drag you away from the car.
You take in the blue uniforms of the men. Terror pulses through your blood.
Peacekeepers.
Noting the guns at their sides, you stop trying to resist. Thereâs no fighting against them, ever. They are the Capitolâs fist and carry the Presidentâs will. You donât stand a chance. In fact, you likely never did. You slump in their grip, despair thrumming inside you.
They escort you to a black car with tinted windows. Your pulse soars. Youâve only ever seen one individual step out of this car.
The peacekeepers toss you inside and slam the door shut.
Your fearful gaze rises to him.
He casually sits in front of you, his eyes narrowed.
âYou disappoint me, dove.â He lets out a weary sigh. âAfter everything Iâve done for youâŠyou try to leave me. I thought you were smarter than that.â
You twine your hands, sputtering, âI-Iâm not the right person for this job, sir.â
He slides his fingers under your chin, tilting it upward.
âOh but youâre perfect. My son loves you. Youâre sweet, dutiful and most importantlyâŠâ He smirks. âYou are mine. Mine to hold, spoil and fuck whenever I please for however long I please.â
The prospect fills you with dread. He wants you to be his toy again, submissive, available whenever he pleases.
âSirâŠâ
His jaw ticks, his hold on your jaw tightening.
âWouldnât it be wonderful if your brother could attend the University, free of charge? A bright young mind such as his, I believe he deserves it.â His blue eyes twinkle. âInstead of, letâs sayâŠend up in a District, his name chosen as a tribute in the next Hunger Games.â Your heart sinks to your feet. âThatâd be awful, wouldnât it? So cruelâŠâ he mumbles, stroking your trembling bottom lip.
âNo, please,â you beseech, tears swelling in your eyes. Your brotherâs all you have left in the world. Nothing can happen to him.Â
Coriolanus fondles your cheek, the tender gesture a sharp contrast to the wicked words rolling off his tongue.
âItâs all up to you, then, dove. As long as you behave, Iâll give you the world. But if you act like a little brat againâŠâ A threat lurks in his soft tone, a glint of madness swaying in his cobalt orbs. âI really donât know what I might do.â
Chills dance over your spine.
âI promise to never do it again,â you blurt out.
He pulls out a square from his breast pocket. Itâs identical to the one he used the first time.
But a lifetime seems to have passed since that moment, the world now so different from what you imagined, and the man before youâŠeven more so.
âGood girl,â he lauds while swiping away your tears.Â
He shoves the pocket square back in its place. Coriolanus then beams at you as he starts unbuttoning his shirt and undoing his pants.
âNow, Iâve had a long, exhausting day. So how about you get on your knees for me and make it better with that sweet mouth of yours, dove?â
hii i love ur writing and the k you for the noir fic!! thereâs not enough content for the boys and i appreciate it so much!! can i request jealous homelander x reader? tyia!
â± â rapacious â â±
A/N: I was itching, with no craving to make a homelander fic, and ideas just ran through me, but thank you anon for requesting this, and letting my devious idea run free. P.S. Im not sure bout that black noir fic, this was asked in July, but yk thank you for still requesting <3. Btw H/N is hero name.
WARNING: oral sex, p in the v, no condom we fuck raw, creampies, non-con, tw: homelander, gagging, cursing, non-con, threats, forced breeding and nudity.
PAIRING: jealous! homelander x reader
WORD COUNTER: 2.1k
Life with Homelander was great, something so great that it makes you go insane, crazy...good crazy may be bad for some, but you could take it, right?
Vought, was another thing, watching over your shoulder and making sure everything went well, I mean with you there were a lot fewer casualties than usual. Soon things got less complicated with Edgar and Madelyn being gone from Vought, basically Homelander leading the company with Ashley as a puppet.
It was chaotic per se, where Homelander's watching eye was everywhere in the building. His leadership didn't make anything better but worse. With the seven keeping on being replaced and disappearing mysteriously, surprisingly you were still there with the same everything, no new rebrand, no nothing just staying in place.
You didn't mind it at all, I mean you still had a job and were still getting paid. Even with the weird shift of Black noir, instead of his quiet demeanor, he was talkative which was a change. It was evident it wasn't noir and everyone in the seven knew it, but nobody questioned it. You didn't mind but preferred the change, and even started talking to him.
He was a little better than old noir, not in combat but in being amusing, even spending time with outside meetings and regular superhero activities.
"So how the fuck did you manage to even fly like that?" You asked while you walked with him down the hallway,
"I have no idea, it just happened?" Black Noir II shrugged, you nodded at his words as you took a sip of the peanut butter frappuccino from Vought's cafe, it was a plus that he wasn't allergic to peanuts like the old noir. It wasn't a glow-up from the old noir but a plus. You two chatted as you got into the elevator, it was abruptly stopped by a red, white, and blue cape fluttering into wedging between you both, making you step back, it was Homelander.
The atmosphere immediately got tense than it was once a carefree mood, it was quiet.
"Good morning Homelander," you said, it was met with a nod from him, "Morning Sir," Black Noir said to him, only for him to glare at him, "Don't fucking talk" Homelander ordered, clearly annoyed that he was talking.
It was suffocating being in the elevator, you just took a sip of your frappuccino, praying for the elevator to open up quickly.
Guess your answers were answered rather quickly, as the doors of the huge elevator opened to the meeting room, the giant seven table in front of you.
The Deep, Sage, Firecracker, and A-train were already in their seats. "Good morning sir" The deep stood up, saluting him which made you laugh a little. You immediately took your seat next to Firecracker, and the meeting started. It was a blur to you, something like finding the leak in Vought, which you had many questions about.
The whole meeting was led by a different Sage, your eyes flicked towards Homelander, he was staring at Black Noir. You averted your eyes away,
God, you have to pay attention more often.
You couldn't help but take a sip of peanut butter frappuccino, "Would you fucking stop" Homelander's voice interrupted Sage's presentation, all attention was at him and he was staring directly at you.
"Um...Sorry" You hesitating looked back at him, and you felt eyes on you. You couldn't help but your heart to beat faster,
You watched Homelander rubbed his head in annoyance, closing his eyes before staring to you, "Could you slurp any louder?" He said, his voice dripping with annoyance and sarcasm.
"Sorry" You muttered, putting it back where it was,
"No..nope" Homelander repeated, he pointed at you again, "Be a good girl and put it in the garbage" He snapped. You looked around, with everyone staring at you, "Okay" you responded, slowly getting up from your chair, taking the cup in your hand, and throwing it in the garbage before sitting down.
"Good"
With that statement, the meeting continued on, with your face heating up in embarrassment, as you sank further into the chair.
Sage's voice engulfing your thoughts,
You got interrupted by a note being thrown at you, it was obvious it was from Noir that somehow got to you without Homelander looking, you grinned a little bit, secretly opening up the crumbled piece of paper.
[I'll buy you a new drink after the meeting] - Noir
You read the note, before turning your attention to him and smiling, quickly putting the note in the pocket of your suit before Homelander can see it. Combing your hair back and leaning back into your chair.
Soon the meeting ended, getting up from your seat, and everyone else was doing the same, yours scanned and the room soon landing on Firecracker still in her seat. But you didn't care much to ask why, but more excited to hang out with Noir after this awkward meeting.
"Everyone can go expect H/N" You heard Homelander's voice mentioning your name made you freeze. You stopped where you were, "You can go Firecracker" Homelander turned to her,
"But..um Homelander sirâ"
"You can go," Homelander said again but in a more threatening tone, "Now" After he said she scrambled out of the meeting room.
Soon it was only you two left in the room, you watched hesitantly as Homelander turned to you. "Y/N, we need to talk," Homelander states, you could hear his voice straining, with concealed anger.
You looked up at him confused, "About..what?" You asked.
You watched as he walked around you, his pace was slow, you listened to his footsteps echoing around the empty meeting room, before he stopped suddenly, " Do you think I'm just stupid?" Homelander said, his tone catching you off guard.
It wasn't confusing that Homelander was speaking to you in anger, you rarely got him angry knowing you both were together and your relationship wasn't publicized due to his status.
"No, definitely not John," You replied, using his name instead of his hero alias, made him freeze before he stared at you.
Jealously was gnawing inside of him when he looked at you, "Tell me...are you fucking him" Homelander snapped at you, your brows knitted together in confusion at his words. "No, we're just hanging outâwhy would you ever think that?" You stuttered over your words, as Homelander walked closer to you.
He reached out for your face, harshly grabbing your chin with his hand, tilting your face to meet his eyes. You felt his glove hand digging into your face, his eyes closely turning red, you just felt fear, you were terrified. You knew he could smell your fear, and hear your rising heartbeat. "John...I would never cheat on you, I'm yours" You entreated, trembling under his grip.
Finally, his grip got looser and then he dropped your face, making you stumble a bit.
"Then show me," Homelander said,
You were confused about his words, "What?"
"If you love me..show me" Homelander sat down in the seat in front of you. It took you some time to process his words, confused at what he was saying, "Come on, strip for me" signaling towards your chest.
Your brows furrowing, "Come on, if you don't do it" Homelander leaned in his seat, "You won't like it if I do it" He finished,
"Now strip" He repeated, his tone more irritated.
You took a breath in and started undressing. Unzipping your suit, feeling the cool air on your bare skin. Your suit falling on the marble floor echoed through the room, leaving you in your bra and panties.
"Bra and panties too" Homelander eyed your chest.
You comply, putting your hand behind you and clipping your bra off, discarding it on the floor, and stepping out of your panties, leaving you fully naked in front of him.
"Come here" He patted his lap, "Crawl" he pointed at you. You sank down to your knees and crawled towards him and stopped in front of him. "Come on, you know what to do" You felt his hand on your cheek, stroking it.
You looked down at his growing member in his pants. Hesitatingly looking up at him through your lashes, as you started to undo the bottom of his suit revealing his cock, you looked up at him, "Use your mouth" You leaned in and inched his cock into your mouth, before taking him whole. Homelander moans out feeling your warm mouth enveloping his cock, feeling his hand gripping your hair making you wince.
You slowly bob your head down on his length, his grip on you getting tighter. Your ears perched up at his straining voice barely containing his whimpers as he watched you intently, taking him whole. "Fuck, your good at this" Homelander groaned, jerking you away, taking his cock out from your mouth. Staring at your disheveling appearance, spit dribbling on your chin.
His hand still fisting your hair, "Your pretty when your like this" Homelander chuckled, before forcing you down his cock, making you gagged. Tears prick on your waterline, saliva staining your chin, his grip never loosening as he abused your throat, thrusting into your mouth, the sound of slick, the sounds of wet suction filling up the room.
His pace turning frantic, fucking your mouth.
Homelander threw his head back as waves of ecstasy washed over him. His hips buckled uncontrollably as he lets out a guttural groan, filling your mouth with his cum. "Fuck, ..." He pants, chest heaving, before he gripped your face, "Be a good girl and swallow it" He threatens, feeling the hot liquid going down your throat, swallowing it.
His grip loosening and releasing you. You panted for air, feeling his gloved-hand stroking your cheek. "Now, stand and lean over at table" Homelander ordered, as you got up from the floor and obeyed his order, propping yourself on the table, and bending yourself over the glass. You couldn't help but to feel excited for the pain, the slick dripping down your legs. You waited in anticipation,
Before feeling his cock stretching you out, biting down at your lip at the simmering pain, arching your back. His hands on back of your waist, "Fuck" you mumbled, gripping the end of the glass. Before he thrusting into you, "You think Noir would please you like I do" Homelander growled into your ear, his breath warm on your skin "N...no" you mumbled, feeling his cock tearing you open, feeling himself stretching your cervix.
His ministration was more painful next than the next, feeling his cock stabbing you over and over again. The sounds of flesh slapping filled the room, letting out a gasp, your voice wavering in pain. His thrust driving deeper into you, clenching down on his cock, feeling his grip digging into your skin.
You hated how you were slowly enjoying this, feeling yourself coming close to your climax. Your body tensing up as you feel your skin warming up,
His hips stuttering against yours, "Fuck, I'm close" You felt his hands stroking your hips, "What if I just cummed inside you, breed you myself, have my kids, and have a family...then ill have you to myself" He whispered,
You felt your heart in your throat, "Pull out" You tried to get away from stone grip, "Homelander, please" You begged, only for your face to be shove down on the glass table. Scrambling underneath his grip, just to get him off you. "please" you cried.
His pace getting frantic until he thrust into you for the last time, feeling on cue your body shuddering as he came into you. Feeling himself spilling inside you, making you freeze on the spot.
Feeling him finally pulling out of you, leaving you there stunned. He kissed your shoulder, the kiss feeling lingering on you.
You heard the sound of him putting his pants back on. He stared at you before walking towards you, before sighing, you turned your head to him, "I forgive you, you know" He said, his hand behind his back watching your pitiful form,
"Just don't do it again" he pats your head,
"Now get dressed, we have a date" He smiles, listening to his footsteps descending from you.
content warning: a little crack, a little smut (minors dni) disclaimer: please never re-enact any sexual content I describe in my writing unless you are sure you know what you're doing and you're sure this shit actually works in real life. I bear no responsibility for mishaps and accidents.
đŻ O N E Mr. Randolph and the simple art of stashing honey. He nestles tiny bear-shaped shot-sized bottles inside his hood. The only reason you've never seen them is because he is a tol boy. The only reason you've never heard them clinking against each other is because the sound of his sword and belt and boots and snoring drowns the sound out. â His belt can hold up to seven half-pints of honey, but he often squeezes in two more in case he gets caught up somewhere that doesn't have immediate access to honey. â Because one time he got caught up somewhere that didn't have immediate access to honey. Walk with me if you would, to Luke's third day at the palace as a princeling. He's dozed off in the library whilst studying for one of Sariel's exams, his forehead and nose smooshed flush against the tabletop, books scattered at his feet. He awakens slowly and then starts with a fright when he realizes that in his boredom he burned through his honey stash. When he attempts to leave the library, he finds the doors locked from the outside because Clavis. Several minutes later, Yves is spooked during his bubble-bath when a giant shadow scales past his window. This is followed by a pinched gasp before the shadow tumbles off the palace façade and lands atop an unsuspecting Cyril below.
đŻ T W O Connoisseurism. To Luke, all honey is good honey, but that doesn't mean he doesn't appreciate distinct flavor profiles and richness. After consuming as much honey as he has, his tongue has become primed for picking out even the most subtle notes. Of course if asked he never describes them as much more than "very yummy," but unbeknownst to anyone, his beautiful honey-brain basks in his sunlit skull and experiences a wealth of sensations and vividry. â Similar to an elite wine sommelier, Luke can disseminate where in Rhodolite a batch of honey hails from. After being a prince for a few more years and being exposed to scores of international honey, he's eventually able to triangulate global origins within a 5 kilometer radius. As such, the Rhodolite Honey Society tries regularly to stump Luke with obscure varieties of honey. They invite the eighth prince to their monthly meetings, watch slack-jawed as Luke successfully classifies all the batches, and then scramble to stop him as he sweeps all the extra honey into a giant overnight bag. â But home is where the heart is, and his favorite honey comes from around the parts where he grew up.
đŻ T H R E E Contrary to what you've seen, Luke doesn't actually consume much more honey than the average person on a day-to-day basis. He is aware of potential health-risks and doubly-so after a particularly sobering visit to a healing ward. â That visit in-turn inspires him to begin a public service campaign to teach the people of Rhodolite honey-consumption best practices. Jin tries to broaden the scope to include all foods, but Luke understandably checks out after the honey portion of the presentation (jumping in intermittently to say the word "honey" as it comes up). This leaves Jin to field questions from audience-members who've taken issue with how Jin only ever uses melons and coconuts as visual aids regardless of what food he is actually discussing. Jin subsequently adds peaches and eggplants to his repertoire. â Years into the future, Luke's likeness is seen depicted on sprawling tapestries, settled into a picnic with a family of bears as he doles out healthy servings of honey to them.
đŻ F O U R Luke is exceptional friends with the palace beekeeper (his name is Thierry and he is as single as a slice of cheese). Sure, Luke falls asleep whenever the man begins an impassioned, scientifically-sound monologue about honey production and hive integrity, but so would you. Probably. Other times he shuts Thierry up with a spoonful of honey. But Thierry actually despises honey, so he tears up and gags and tries to punch Luke who has an uncanny ability of dodging punches by way of dropping into a well-timed nap. â In exchange for oodles and oodles of honey, Luke assists Thierry with hive-building and maintenance. From time-to-time his job involves collecting cow dung, which has multiple uses in medieval beekeeping; so that one evening when you catch Luke slinking back from somewhere while smelling questionable, it's because he was slinking back from somewhere while smelling questionable. â I know you didn't ask, but yes, a portion of that cow dung mysteriously but invariably finds its way into Clavis's trap-building inventory.
đŻ F I V E Sariel is forced to tailor Luke's prince training around honey and honey accessories because the guy will wander off, physically and mentally, literally 5 minutes into a lesson otherwise. â When they are on the international trade unit Sariel has Jin take Luke on a field trip to a meadery in Jade. Much of this trip is spent with the two in various states of intoxication, but they manage to hide it fairly well if you ignore 95% of what actually happens on the trip. Luke comes back with a pet Jadean bee named Keith (no relation). Jin comes back with lots of mead and tales of the warmth of Jadean ladies. â Sariel attempts to teach military-strategy to Luke using bottles of honey. Several military units go missing over the course of fifteen minutes before the commanding general succumbs to sleep. Several more go missing after Sariel attempts to self-medicate for his headache.
đŻ S E X Luke won't lie to you. He can't get enough of licking honey off your nipples. â He says as much in shy, whispered confessions against your neck, but you really get the sense of it in the way his hands curl desperately around your wrists, the way his pupils seem to dilate like an eclipsed sun in that field of green, in the way his arousal clashes and shudders against yours as his tongue laps up the sweet nectar. â Luke devours your honeyed nipples like a man eating for the first time. He craves the taste, the texture, the indescribable emotional connection, and he craves your hands tangled in his hair, pulling his face closer than close could ever get. â Oh and the sounds he makes. Slick, wet, juicy. You have trouble looking at his lips the next morning without feeling a violent reaction in your party parts.
đŻ S E V E N Luke tries to get away with putting honey on everything but there is one thing he won't put honey on even if you paid him in honey. Scrambled eggs. â Boiled eggs? Sure. Fried eggs? He's literally written the picture-book on it. But scrambled eggs? sCrAMBLEd eGgS??? Did your mother drop you on your head as a child? â Scrambled eggs, in Luke's mind, are a heavenly, fluffy, buttery piece of cloudwork, untainted by the sorrows of the world. For comparison, Luke considers honey a liquid chorus of angels, but scrambled eggs sit firmly as a distant second. â Rio, once, well-intentioned, serves Luke a plate of scrambled eggs with a cute little teddy bear drawn over the peaks and valleys in honey. Upon seeing this, Luke takes out a scalpel from only god knows where and begins to scrape off the honey into one of his empty shot-bottles. Beads of sweat gather on his temples as he works to maintain the dignity of the scrambled eggs. When he finishes, he puts his scalpel down, and without facing Rio, tells him in a choked, distorted voice, to never serve him this tragedy again. What he doesn't realize is that Rio fucked off several minutes prior after catching sight of Emma chatting with Thierry the Royal Beekeeper.
đŻ E I G H T The Rhodolite Honey Society holds a honey portrait contest every year. To win, contestants must paint a portrait of an animal using nothing but honey. Because everyone almost always chooses to paint a bear, bears have been banned from submission. Luke has never entered this contest because he vehemently disagrees with such blatant disregard for and waste of honey. â One day Luke overhears Keith telling fellow tea-party-bros Yves and Licht that he is thinking about entering and has been practicing drawing stags in his spare time. â Luke enlists Clavis and begins plotting a honey heist. It would turn out to be the greatest food heist in Rhodolite history, meticulous in its planning, baffling in its execution. And once again Nokto would be called upon to use his false-mustache... â Link here for if/when I ever write Luke's Honey Heist
đŻ N I N E "Have you ever played the tongue game?" â On warm summer evenings, Luke will sit you on his lap and dance trails of honey across your bottom lip with the tip of his finger. And to cricket-song and gentle breeze he kisses each oozing drop away. â When you ask if you can do the same to him, a most tender expression fills out any lingering emptiness in his gaze. So you take a dollop of honey on your fingertip and press it against the plush bed of his lower lip, smoothing it over the coarse traces of the day. His lips have such a pretty shape, but they're even prettier under the glaze. Without realizing it, you've drifted your face closer and closer, and Luke giggles when your breath tickles the tip of his nose. Then he's kissing you, massaging the sweetness on his lips onto yours, and before long you two are a tangle of limbs in a sea of sheets; the honey, for once, forgotten.
Thank you for reading :) Which hc was your favorite? Are there any you want more details on? Do you think it was the right call for Nokto to bring his false-mustache out of retirement?
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Do you still do South Park fics if so may I request a Kenny with a twin sister reader (platonic of course I hate how I have to specify this)
Kenny with a Twin Sister
n.o.t.e.s - Ofc, but how does someone ship siblings, I don't get how you really ship two people that are related and really write about incest like it is a normal thing. I just don't get that tbh.
w.a.r. n. - Fluff
p.a.i.r.i.n.g. - siblings bonding together Kenny and his twin sister.
w.c - 1.2k
Waking up from your bed or well mattress on the floor, as you got up from it, throwing the fabric onto your 'bed'. As you looked outside, at the fluffy white scene outside.
Looking at the time, it was 10 mins before the bus arrived to pick you, Kenny, and Karen, to school. While you rushed at your feet to Kenny's room, "Kenny, wake up!" you yelled, hitting him. Just for your advances to be in vain as he grumbled and covered himself with a blanket.
"Kenny" you yelled kicking him off his bed, hearing him fall down with a 'thump', groaning in pain. As he shot you a glare, "You're welcome, now get ready, the bus is going to be here in-" You checked the broken alarm clock "EIGHT MINUTES" you yelled, before you rushed to Karen's room, waking her up. Dashing out to get ready yourself. Before you went to the kitchen grab some leftover Eggo waffles from dinner.
As you gave one to the still-sleepy Karen, as she took her backpack eating the waffle. "Finally, you're up" you exclaimed, throwing him the waffle as he catches it, "Thanks," he said, before eating and zipping up his parka.
You bit your waffle, as you grabbed your own backpack and walked out of the runt down grabbed your backpack. Walking towards the bus station, the coldness of the weather makes you shake. "You, okay?" Kenny said through his parka, even though it was mostly muffed but still understandable to you.
"Yea, just don't want to go to school, you know," you said, staring at the Colorado sky.
"Yeah," he muttered, as he looked at the broken concrete. As you guys arrived at the bus stop, you and Karen sat on the bench, while Kenny went to talk to his friends. Karen laid her head on your shoulder, taking a nap.
The bus arrived at the stop, you never liked the bus driver, Ms. Crabtree. She was scared, and a bird even lives in her hair. She was always cranky, as you woke her up. Holding her hand, helping her up the bus steps. The bus driver nagged at you, as you waved to a few of your friends, Wendy and Bebe.
Walking into the bus, sitting next to Karen. Placing your backpack as a pillow for her. You heard some yelling from the back of the bus, and to your not-surprising pleasure, it your, of course, your twin brother and his friend, you glance them a glare, and put one of your fingers to your lip, motioning them to shut up. As you covered Karen's ears before she heard anything else coming out of their mouths.
Before you could even relax on the bus, you heard Eric yell at Kyle, "IM NOT FUCKING FAT, IM BIG BONED KYLE!" he yelled. You groaned out, before rubbing your face, laying your head further into the uncomfortable seat.
The bus soon moved over the bumpy road, looking into the window, as evergreen tree was racing by you. Trying to occupy yourself before you get to school. But soon everything went black, as you yawned out, and closed your eyes.
"Hey, wake up Y/N!" you woke up, staring at Kenny shaking you. "Get up, we're here," he said before he walked out of the bus. You woke up Karen, got her out of the bus, walked into the school, before you walked Karen to her kindergarten class, giving her backpack to her, before giving her and hug and waving at your old kindergarten teacher.
You stopped by your locker to place your backpack in your locker and get some of your books. Walking down to your own classroom, before the bell ranged, Mr. Garrision wasn't in the classroom, weirdly enough. The whole classroom was just talking as you sat by yourself, looking at the window prompting your arm up and putting your face onto your palm, tapping your fingers on the desk.
"Hey Y/N," Bebe gave you a whisper-yell, as you looked at moved closer to her, "Did you know Mr. Garrision is absent today" she said, "I heard he was fired or something, so we're probably getting sub today" she finished.
"Really," you said, "Yea really," she said, before the sub came in, with some papers. And class started.
Soon the class was over, and it was time for lunch. You got up, get your things, walking into the lunchroom. As you sat with your friends, eating some of the school lunch, at least today was good. The food looked edible this time, as you got some glances from Clyde.
Clyde was your crush; you had a crush on him ever since when you were in 2nd grade. You immediately blushed when he glances at you, you never told Kenny because of what he was going to say to you about him.
As you looked at your lunch, playing with it. Before the girls were looking at you curiously. "Y/N, he's looking at you" Wendy nudged at you, smiling you.
Before something hit you lightly, as you saw it was a yellow post it, as you unwrapped it, smiling, as the girl looked at you with a smile. "What does it say Y/N!" Red said, leaning towards you.
"It says do you like me, and check box for yes or no" you whisper nervously, "Say yes!" Nichole said, smiling at you.
"Okay!" you exclaimed, "I need a pen!" Wendy immediately gives you a pen, as you check out the yes box. Before throwing the note back to Clyde, as you are waiting for him to say something, anxiously looking at him unwrapping the note before looking at you and laughing.
Your heart immediately dropped, "Um, I need to go" you whispered, before running straight to the bathroom, Kenny saw your running form, running out of the cafeteria. Before he looked at Clyde and the boys laughing around him, expect for Kyle and Craig. "What happen"
"Holy Shit, I never knew Y/N ever liked Clyde" Eric snickered, "Wait what," Kenny said, "What the fuck, Clyde" Kenny yelled at him, before running after you.
"It was just a prank, Kenny" Clyde said, "Well don't fucking do those pranks to my fucking twin sister, asshole" he yelled out.
Kenny knew his twin sister well enough, to know where your favorite spot was at school, behind the school risers. "Y/N" Kenny whispered out; he heard your sniffingly. You looked up from your knees. "What do you want," you said, sniffling out, wiping your tears.
"Why didn't you tell me, you liked Clyde," Kenny said, putting his hands into his pockets, slumping down to you. "I didn't know you would care" you said.
"Well, I do. Why would you like that fucking asshole" he snapped, looking at you.
"Well, how the fuck am I supposed to know" you yelled, tear dripping down from your face.
"God" Kenny whispered, looking from the bench.
"Well, what he did was not fucking okay" Kenny said, you looked at him.
"You shouldn't be wasting your tears over him, Y/N" he cocked his head at you.
You sniffed, "You know what would make it better, beating the shit out of Clyde" Kenny said, "Isn't he your friend" you said.
"Well, not anymore, he fucked with you, he was a total asshole to you" Kenny exclaimed, before getting up. Giving hand to you, as you took it and got up.
"Now, let's give Clyde a piece our mind" Kenny said giving you a fist bump, "fist bump?"
"Fist Bump" you laughed, as you bumped him up, while you guys crack some jokes walking back to the cafeteria.