When The Lyrics You've Been Mishearing Are More Clever Than What's Actually In The Song

when the lyrics you've been mishearing are more clever than what's actually in the song

When The Lyrics You've Been Mishearing Are More Clever Than What's Actually In The Song

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3 months ago

I don’t give a fuck about canon, Frodo, Kili, and fili are and forever will be cousins in my eyes

3 weeks ago
Conclave (2024) Dir. Edward Berger
Conclave (2024) Dir. Edward Berger
Conclave (2024) Dir. Edward Berger
Conclave (2024) Dir. Edward Berger
Conclave (2024) Dir. Edward Berger
Conclave (2024) Dir. Edward Berger
Conclave (2024) Dir. Edward Berger

Conclave (2024) dir. Edward Berger

3 weeks ago

Buff Lawrence lives rent free in my head.

I need something to happen like he falls into a fountain or a fellow cardinal gets hurt and Lawrence takes off his shirt to staunch the bleeding, either way he takes off his shirt in front of everyone especially Vincent and the press.

I need Twitter to freak out and stan accounts about the hot Cardinal with the six pack. I need Vincent to visibly short circuit on camera and for some mid-20s college grad Catholic guys to seriously contemplate their sexuality and the possibility of priesthood as a career path over investment banking. Those hot priest calendars in Rome have a new addition for the coming year.

I need American Conservative Alpha-male podcasts to be putting this 75 year old man as a the face of Red-pill content only for the Vatican to release a statement denouncing them. Thomas is somehow responsible for a large amount of men abandoning red-pill content.

Thomas is mortified and does not want to know anything that is going on while Aldo is ecstatic. Ray and Sabbadin, who both have a Twitter account are following this drama religiously. Tedesco posts a photo of when he and Thomas were younger in a “he isn’t gay, look at him helping me when I was the victim of a car bomb” and it’s Thomas carrying him bridal-style. (Vincent is very jealous)

I cannot write a full fic for the next two weeks due to my schedule so this is my contribution to the fandom. May you feast on what little I can offer 🍝.

8 months ago

Happy Birthday Ahkmenrah!!

Happy Birthday Ahkmenrah!!

(the original picture is some tumblr user's screenshot but I cannot for the life of me find their blog)

loml mwah mwah mwah 💕💕

3 weeks ago

Something I love about conclave is the fact that Lawrence is one Tedesco outburst away from killing himself but he’s too English to admit it

Someone please get that man a holiday away from the Vatican and a vodka cola.


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2 weeks ago
Good God Forgive Me. I Want To Walk Away

good god forgive me. i want to walk away

3 months ago

are you five nights at fucking kidding me

4 months ago
Happy Birthday To Large Boulder Size Of A Small Boulder

happy birthday to large boulder size of a small boulder

1 month ago
I... I Don't Think The Patient's Weight Got Entered Correctly. Just A Hunch

I... I don't think the patient's weight got entered correctly. Just a hunch

8 months ago

Reblog if your url is a representation of who you are


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