You Know What I Want!??? I WANT A FIC WHERE BILL AND SAM HAVE TO PRETEND TO BE BOYFRIENDS OR EVERYONE

I know I’m late to season six of Mha but I just finished it so don’t laugh at me.

ANYWAYS……

You wanna know what’s hilarious? What’s hilarious is the fact that when Dabi reveled that he was Toya he poured a bottle of water on his hair the the hair dye magically disappeared. If you know anything about hair dye then you know that it doesn’t wash away with just water. This fact has brought me to the conclusion that Dabi has been using the really cheap spray can hair dye that you can get at almost any Walmart. If you have used said hair dye then you know that it makes your hair very crunchy. This also means that Dabi’s hair probably felt like there was 50 layers of hairspray in it at any given point.

Don’t I already do this?? /hj

lately instead of saying "man im really hungry" ive started saying shit like "i could cannibalize a whole corpse right about now" which has proved a tad problematic when i say it too loudly around people im not friends with

Was playing around on Character.ai and came up with this.

This is Aiden’s guardian angel. His name is Steve. He likes to drink Aiden’s coffee when he isn’t looking.

This year I have met two British people (a lovely woman at Costco who lives by the cathedral used as Hogwarts in the Harry Potter movies we had a nice chat about accents and a very nice gentleman who used to live near London) I have also met an Australian woman( I was picking up some Indian food for a family dinner) she was very nice and just the other day was talking to a very social German man (he was here on a work trip and will be here for the next few months. Me and my cousins had a lovely chat with him about the housing situations in Utah compared to Germany. apparently Utah housing is better safe to say I am friends to all Europeans, it's mildly concerning.

i need a fanart of Lockwood and Lucy sitting fully clothed in a bathtub playing with bath toys like the absolute children they are. i feel like this fits their dynamic so well like imagine:

Lucy holding a squeaky octopus that is missing an arm: so señor squeaky duck, we meet again.

Lockwood: so it appears we have. What now have you come to steal my gold? *points Duck to pile of bubbles next to him* Lucy: it just so happens that I have. *moves to take so bubbles* *both start yelling and getting into a metaphorical battle with their bath toys. Bubbles and water go flying everywhere.*

*Lucy and Lockwood suddenly freeze in place*

George: *opens door to the bathroom, just as Lucy is about to splash Lockwood in the face, and halts mid splash* i-I’m not even gonna ask. *turns around and leaves closing the door behind him*

*Lockwood and Lucy return to having their battle as if they where uninterrupted*

Yeah you do! It’s called free will.

If you saw me pick up 'trash', and put in my pocket....

no you didn't.

Aiden: Rules were made to be broken.

Logan: No they were made to be followed. Nothing was made to be broken.

Taylor: Uh piñatas?

Ben: Glow sticks.

Tyler: Karate boards.

Ashlyn: Bones.

Aiden: Rules

Logan: ...

Logan: ASHLYN WHAT DID YOU SAY.

@ducky-the-mucky

I don't see any one talking about this yet

The hand Monty had up his sleave

Two aces and two eights. That's a dead man's hand.

It's an excellent little detail considering he... well... died

When it comes down to it, Time Lord are the home schoolers of aliens.