Bo-Katan Kryze

I have a very silly completely unserious headcanon that the answer to the question about whether “Tech” is short for “Technology” or “Technically” is, “Yes.” Tech’s full name is Technician Technology Technically Technetium-99 Medtech Badbatch. He adds a new middle name every few years.

I just know if I scratch that sweet spot behind his ears he’ll start to kick his legs like a dog

revenge of the sith - matthew stover

So Tech survives (shut up, he survives I said) only now he doesn't have his goggles and Hoelock has no reason to give him new ones. Cue him and Crosshair escaping only our man is half blind and Crosshair has to drag him by the hand so he doesn't get lost (has already happened once), walk into the line of fire (has already happened more than once) or walk into something (don't even ask).

By the end Crosshair is this 🤏 close to locking him in a janitor's closet and coming back for him once he's shot down every stormtrooper in the base. The only reason he hasn't done it yet is because he needs him to hack doors.

Fives: So I can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for ten minutes or at 4000 degrees for one minute-

Echo: No-

Jesse: Floor it buddy

Echo: Fives no

Fives: How about 40000 degrees for one second!

Echo: You are going to burn the kitchen down

Jesse: Rex is going to murder us

I cannot implore the people who say “Crosshair never smiles Crosshair doesn’t joke around Crosshair is a stick in the mud” to watch the batch’s TCW arc enough. You are missing the snarkiest, smirkiest, quietly affectionate version of this character that we were supposed to see first like please I beg of you because you’re missing the entire gravity of his arc without it

we need to see Rex's outright refusal to forgive Anakin for the carnage and trauma he caused the galaxy and the clones juxtaposed to Ahsoka's acceptance of the good in him living on in her

because while Ahsoka needed to make peace with Anakin and what he became to continue on in her journey...

Rex does not. Rex deserves to know the truth so he can realize that HE was the hero in his own story. HE was the one trying to save the galaxy from evil. and that Anakin is no longer deserving of the reverence and loyalty that Rex always gives him to this day. Rex and his brothers gave everything, including their lives, for the good of the galaxy and they do not owe Anakin any ounce of gratitude anymore.

I just want to see Rex turn his back on him because he knows loyalty is EARNED not given and that you can/should revoke your support of someone when they no longer stand for what you believe in.

Qui-Gon's force ghost every time someone survives a lightsaber stab through the stomach

i can't stop thinking about Cross checking in on Omega and offering advice she already knows. Not only because it's so sweet, but ever since I saw it for the first time, I just felt like Crosshair was just repeating things his brothers used to tell him in their own cadet/early war days.

I can imagine Hunter asking Crosshair, the "youngest", "You good?" after a crash landing. I can hear Tech's voice asking him "Got your rifle?" in place of "Got your crossbow?", just to make sure. I just know Wrecker has asked "Sure you can carry those supplies?" to him, in case he doesn't want to ask for help but will take it up on offer.

I think he added the "Stay close, it's easy to get lost in this terrain" on his own accord. That's why he's much worse. He's all of them combined into one.

Disaster Lineage™