He's Gonna Online Date

I love thinking about Jiwoon before his Trickster days

A Jiwoon who came home from school exhausted and still put his all into his vocal and dance lessons

A Jiwoon who daydreamed of when he would eventually make it big while washing dishes

A Jiwoon who got teased during puberty when his voice was cracking every five words, thinking about how no one would dare tease him once he was an idol

A Jiwoon who performed knife tricks every night just to get the smallest taste of what stardom would be like

A Jiwoon who heard melodies everywhere and composed his own on a shitty little laptop with equipment he spent months saving for

A Jiwoon who came up with choreography for all his favorite songs, filmed it, refined it, filmed it again, and repeated the process until every inch of his body moved perfectly

A Jiwoon who walked the streets with a dream cradled delicately in his heart

A Jiwoon who risked it all moving to Seoul, never considering the possibility of failure

A Jiwoon who died with the rest of NO SPIN in the fire

Dandy has probably narrowly missed several tragic historic events like,

He'd be going through is attic or whatever and then be like "oh wow I didn't realize I kept this!" And it'll be a fucking ticket to board the Titanic and the only reason he wasn't on it was that his cat was sick.

Like man probably moved to the US or Canada for a completely unrelated reason and then WW1 broke out.

Like bro is the type of person to refuse to go to Massachusetts as he was at Boston Massachusetts on January 15th 1919.

A Desolate Sunday

You see it's funny as that's the sundae name and it's a pun on sundae and sunday and the desolation as it's desolation themed.

a desolation themed sundae!!

Recipe included under the photos!

You will need:

1 Gramcraker

1 large marshmallow (or marshmallow fluff)

1 pint of Ben & Jerry's chocolate fudge brownie ice cream or any other extremely chocolaty ice cream

1 bag of microwave popcorn

And Carmel syrup.

and a bowl is pretty important.

Step 1.

Fallow the instructions on how to make the popcorn on the popcorns box. While that cooks move to step 2.

Step one 2.

Crush the gram cracker into a powder and cover the bottom of the bowl.

(in the sundae shown I just snapped the graham cracker in half instead of crushing it, but for better dinning experience crush it)

Step 3

Put your choice of marshmallow or fluff on top of the graham cracker.

Step 4

Put bowl in the microwave for 10 seconds. So the marshmallow or fluff will melt. the marshmallow/ fluff will not be fully melted by 10 seconds so take i t out and then put it in for another 10 seconds. The reason why you don't put it in for a full minute it that the marshmallow/ FLUFF WILL EXPLODE. Make sure to watch carefully as it cooks especially the marshmallow

Once the marshmallow/fluff is at the constancy you please move to next step

Step 5

Take out your ice cream and put as many scoops you please into the bowl.

Step 6 (optional)

Sprinkle white chocolate chips on top of the ice cream.

(I personally don't like white chocolate and it just made things crunchier, nuts might be a better option.)

Step 7

Take out the popcorn and sprinkle it onto of the ice cream. You might need to place it instead and gently push it into the ice cream so it doesn't fall off.

Step 8

Drizzle the Carmel syrup on top. Make sure to get some on the pop corn.

Step 9.

Dig in and enjoy!

Finale notes:

The popcorn and the chocolate mix is surprisingly good, and the popcorn helps it get that burning twist to this desolate sundae.

I am currently on a mission to make all 14 entitles into sundaes.

And I was concerned I wouldn't be able to get the burning element to translate into sundae form. But despite this I think I managed to get that burning element in and still get a good tasting sundae. Though there are things I'd change with the final product I'm quite happy with how it tasted, and those changes I was able to add to the final recipe product.

I am working on the other entities and I have finished one other sundae (the spiral) I am not fully happy with how it came out so I haven't posted it yet. I will post it when I'm done tweaking it and I'm happy with the final outcome.

So for right now enjoy your desolate sundae.

So sorry for the poor fuckers who check the reblogs and seeing me reblogs my own shit again but @muzzleroars

I hope you like Sariel and am sorry I didn't wait for where you wanted OCS to be before sending the fucking mammoth of an ask of my Oc Enoch. Anyway, enjoy Sariel.

now before I get into lore shit about this fuck I just gotta preface this.

Sariel lore applies by @muzzleroars fallen gabe Au and you can probably see a lot of inspiration from them in Sariels design and the other fallen angel ocs that are to come. (I've got another in the works but I'm trynna do get their fallen design completed)

THIS FUCK TOOK SEVERAL HOURS OF MY LIFE. I had to redesign his pre fall design (trust me the orginal looked like shit) and now that I'm so glad with how the redesign came out I wanna redesign his fallen design now. WHICH SUCKS.

Anyway lore and stuff below

Sariel before his fall was a high ranking virtue (like the highest rank a virtue can be before being an archangel). Sariel also was a highly skilled Archer, at one point being kinda the head of heavens archers.

This is the reason why the council decided that during the lust renousance that he would be one of the angels sent on a reconosanse mission just to see what was happening in hell at the moment.

During this trip he fell in love with a mortal women. Eventually though he did have to go back to heaven because the mission ended, but he'd still make special trips for them just to see them. Infact this affair lasted for a long while.

But eventually the council decided the lust renousance was to be ended. They appointed sariel to lead heavens archers but sariel refused. After a bit of prodding sariel eventually flat out protested ending the lust renousance. Which like pulling a loose thread on a sweater quickly lead to this affair being revealed.

But here's the neat part, when the council was about to inflicted his punishment instead of kneeling and accepting what was going to happen to him like most angels he did something different. He ran, he ran right out of heaven. (Which is considered a big nono!) It's considered cowardly not to accept defeat and specifically run from a fight or something like this. So if he wasn't in trouble before he's super fucked now.

So sariel ended up running to Hell. He went and found his love and then immediately told her to get the out of lust as fast as possible as heaven was going to burn the place to the ground any day now. This would be the last time he ever saw his mortal love again.

They hug and have a sweet moment before sariel rushes to try and get to where King Minos is to warn him of the impeding doom that is to come.

Unfortunately Sariel wasn't able to get to Minos Before heavens armies arrived. In the chaos Sariel ended up being caught and brought back before the council. Where he had his light ripped from him.

Now here's where Sariels story gets REAL interesting.

(but of a quality drop from the last one but eh)

Sariel some how managed to survive his fall and become a "fallen angel". Now since he ran instead of accepting his light being torn from him he wasn't treated with nearly as much respect as other fallen angels who get their own tombs. Sariel was left to rot where he lay. Only being dumped in the remains of lust.

Now here's the part where I answer the question on everyone's mind "why does fallen sariel look so human when he's a virtue?" Because it's his punishment.(I noticed that muzzleroars post about fallen angels didn't have a punishment for fallen lust angels but I kinda get why tbh so I had to come up with it myself)

Fallen angels of lust's punishment is to be forever trapped in the form they worshiped. Aka, trapped in their human disguise . Now to a human that doesn't seem that bad but that's since their human.

For an angel (especially less humanoid ones) it's highly uncomfortable to be in their human disguise for long periods of time. It's like wearing clothes several sizes to small. And now I wasn't able to convey this in the drawings but pre fall Sariel is taller then his human form by a couple feet minimum. Now from an outsiders pov there is no desernible difference from him being human. It also feels incredibly claustrophobic. I wanted to give Sariel a second pair of arms but I wasn't able to add it to the drawing.

But that's enough about his fall it's self let's get to what happens after.

So Sariel fell and is now in the middle of lust after it was decimated by heavens armies and now the corpse of king minos. At this point he's hopeless, he may have survived but to what?

Eventually he decides it would be better if he just descended into deeper into hell. On his adventures he started trying to build himself a replacement for his old armour which no longer fits him as it's designed to fit his much taller and more abstract body.

Although this had a surprising outcome. A pair of Street cleaners, being social creatures, noticed him one day going through junk to try and add to his armour. Well since he's an angel he's not techn biological. So they thought he was also a street cleaner. Just a heavily damaged one. They thought he couldn't beep and such because he was broken and that's why he didn't have aFlame thrower. And so Sariel completely defenceless in his human form was totally freaked out by these two machines.

But it ended up being like a wet stray cat being forcefully taken off the streets.

Eventually Sariel kinda ends up being the mechanic of the crew. He even ends up learning the language of beeps and boops the Street cleaners make although that took years.

They did eventually figure out he was an angel and not a fellow street cleaner but they all had known eachother for so long it did not matter.

This trio ends up going to wrath at one point (not sure why yet, probably blood).

But that leads to the next OC I've got lined up so no spoilers.

I'd also like to think at one point Sariel was by himself in heresy looking for machine parts probably singing to himself YMCA before he heard the distinct sound of one pissed off archangel, barely hiding in time. Only for Gabriel to like rage walk passed to get to the organ he was playing when he met V1 a second time.

He got the fuck out of dodge immediately after though.

That was also his closest encounter to any of the main four archangels in muzzleroars Au.

He had known of them maybe been in the same room as one of them but that was it.

If v1 and Gabriel ever get together or whatever I feel like gabriel would realize that "hey, maybe robots ain't so bad" and then fucking obsess over the security drones, he'd be a cat person for the security drones.

Mf would just like grab one out of the air and come home with it. Like a majestic eagle swooping down and catching another bird as its prey except he's just gonna love and cherish it and not eat it.

Bitch fuckin hates cats yet he loves the fuckin robo pigeon version.

Og of the shirt under cut

I can't believe that Gary millers daughter was the villain of d&d honor among thieves

Truly a DND campaign in movie form

What did you do

Michael?

Don't think I haven't forgotten about this

Thinking about doing a short chipspeech themed analog horror thing. Might do it might not

I like to headcannon Pre orbto otto decided to download a chat bot based off the (fictional) spooky myth of sergi ushanka

thinking: lol this is just gonna be a shitty chat bot lol.

And then being so traumatized by being forced to watch a 17 hour video of a guy eating his computer (very reluctantly) that it's one of the many reasons he orbed himself,

What conversation did me and my family members have today that threw me off my groove?

Topic: Michael Shelly; Normal Eldritch Being or War Criminal?

Me: I mean, you do have a point-

Dad: I'm gonna play devil's advocate here. You said his finger are sharp?

Me: Yeah, they're like long razor blades.

Dad: That doesn't help his case at all! How would he do anything? How could he touch anyone? He can't give anyone a high five, how can he live in a world with no high fives?!