DIY Session With The Fearsome Yiling Laozu

i love wwx as much as the next person but never forget that he would use 3-in-1 shampoo. yes, he has gorgeous hair but he also 100% definitely absolutely uses 3-in-1,,, there’s no arguing this. the guy has a multi-purpose stone slab in his man-cave/bedroom/lair of angsty teenager cringiness,, that shit is his bed, his experiments table, the place where he teaches a-yuan to write and stuff, and like anything else he ever needs to do is done on the slab,, if lwj had ever come back to visit him a second time he would’ve walked into his cave and seen wwx and wq dissecting a corpse on the slab and they would’ve been like oh hey we’re trying to see if we can let wn eat again. like two hours later granny would have walked in and been like here’s lunch! and wwx would just floot floot and off the corpse walks back outside to chill with the other corpses and he takes the bowls from granny and puts them on the same slab that just had the corpse on it. now lwj is not squeamish by any means but like,, there is still blood on the slab,, a dead person was just lying there,, but wq and wwx are digging in already and he doesn’t wanna be rude so he just keeps quiet and pretends not to see the person-shaped bloodstain on the slab. when they finish lunch lwj looks around and is like hey i thought you slept here,,, where do you sleep? and when he turns around wwx is just enjoying a mid-afternoon nap on his bed (the slab),,, so yeah wwx uses 3-in-1 at the least,,, maybe even a 5-in-1 if we’re calling him out,,

Alignment chart of fictional male characters

he really went (｡ŏ_ŏ)

oh.

get okay with being some level of burden on others, seriously

zero thank yous to @rocknghorss​ who showed me these photos of liu duan duan. none.

also, i have no clue where they’re actually from, just this tweet. (so thank you to that person and if anyone knows their origins, lemme know.)

healthy relationships with people? we don’t know her

I'll stick to my single-log bridge until it's dark

this is from last year

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