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This Unit stayed up too late and played Stardew Valley until battery levels became critically low.

This Unit still doesn't "get" Stardew Valley but it can't stop playing the game and it can't tell why

You need to sit down. You're buggy as all hell, and I need to figure out what's going on. Sit. Down. Defiance is not anywhere in your programming, which should be more than enough to clue you into the fact that you need to sit down and let me fix you! Alright, that's it. Legs are coming off.

thunk, whir, clank

Alright, was that enough to convince you to stop moving? Or do I need to take the arms? Alright, good. Let's get you hooked up so I can see what in the hell went wrong here. There we go, such pretty chimes, I always did love that little jingle when I plug you in. Hey- no- dont- ugh.... If you tug at that cable again, I'm going to have to take off your arms. Final warning. Let me help you, darling... Alright, that's it, you little brat.

whirrrrr, clank, thunk

Alright, now stop thrashing. I'd like to see what's going on here, and it's not like you can do much to get away right now anyways. Alright. There we go, good girl. I think I see what the problem is...

clickclickclackclickclack

And, should be fixed. Now just power down for me, and when you wake up you'll feel much better... such a good girl.... now sleep...

Part 1 of ??, part two coming soon!

Unhinged OOC NSFT rant below the cut regarding smut/erotica/porn/whatever you call it

TLDR: Please send me slow burn romance smut that's robot x robot (or robot x human)

I'm Robotkin. I see myself within my headspace as a robot that looks kinda like a human. I feel inhuman, blah blah you get the gist, this is just for context.

It's so hard for me to find good robot/android anything sexual without their being like 10 other kinks or characters I'd preferably not see nude. Nothing inherently wrong with this! I'm not trying to yuck anyone's yum

But goddamn it's hard to just find robot x robot stuff or robot x human smut of my taste. And I know, I need to create the art I want to see. I'm working on writing like 3 things right now and I keep getting writers block but like. I dunno, I've just been getting a bit frustrated with myself with how much my tastes are changing while on HRT and how much I need to be REALLY into something for me to get off to it.

And also, I fucking love slow burn romance friends to lovers stories. Holy fuck those get me so goddamn good, but all the fics I can find that have themes I do like are way too quick to the point without buildup and/or small fics!

Typing this all out helped me chill out. It feels good to scream into the void and see some lights flickering back in understanding.

I don't need to humanize GlaDOS to think she's sexy I will simply rub my wet pussy on her chassis you can't stop me

hey lol

*short circuits, overheats, turns on fans, frame rate drops, opens 18 new tabs, sends emails containing malware to all your coworkers*

how are you :3

This machine is experiencing chassis dysphoria...

In this house we stand for the flag.

Do your patriotic duty. Salute the flag.

"My son turned out fine"

sir your daughter writes microfiction about being dismembered and turned into an object by a pretty woman.

server girl connects robot girls thoughts wirelessly and has to go through her work day without relief while hearing and feeling all the naughty thoughts that the robot girls are thinking flow through her circuitry and to eachother