>Red Hair Pirates

gonna read something depressing wish me luck

Too many people love toxic people and rough sex and grr and rah and maybe its the soft pure gentle maiden heart inside me but there needs to be more loving sex. More sex scenes that you read and feel warm in the heart and go "heheheheh" in a good way. Stuff where they make love not just fuck but again maybe its my angelic maiden heart talking.

my dog is sleeping and i can hear her snoring. At least at this exact moment life is great for me

I wish i had a really big frying pan with me so when someone does something especially stupid or mean i can bonk them over the head with it so hard with both hands on the handle that i float up a bit with a loud "THUNG" sound.

an excuse to draw his tits

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honest to god, i've not yet seen a 'hear me out' that's actually a hear me out.

You'll be watching/reading one piece and see a character like this named Gigglefart Shitshispants and hes one of the most important characters in this 200 episode arc with the most heart wrenching backstory you'll sob to.

need to normalize fic writers writing two diff versions of smut, like one for fem and one for male. I remember seeing that in a doomguy x reader thing where it was all genderneutral and for the smut chapters they had afab one and an amab one. Both of them were the same thing except certain terminology was changed from pussy to ass or from good girl to good boy and honestly revolutionary. I get maybe top reader since theres more writing that has to be changed but bottom reader its very easy to just change the terminology of what hole it is. Esp for more low effort (not an insult) ones that dont mention touching the clit or dick or whatever.

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okay that's it have a good day

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