I Bring A "they Shouldnt Have That Wild Animal In Their House" Sort Of Vibe To The Conversation That

Let's go on a road trip with mama

getting crazy sexually aroused at the thought of sending 100 of my bravest warriors on a suicide mission. i dont even really care what theyre doing out there

crayfish galore!

seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

pet peeve of mine is when there’s an action scene in an unoccupied/abandoned steel mill that just has vats of molten steel lying around. How is it still molten? Is the foreman sitting at home going “ahh shit did I remember to turn off the electric arc furnace? whatever, it’s probably fine.” someone should be fired for this

'On this land', Mahmoud Darwish, Palestinian National Poet "على هذه الأرض ما يستحق الحياة" [The Palestinian History Tapestry. Source of image and Design: Ibrahim Muhtadi (Al Quds), Gaza, Palestine; Embroidery: Hekmat Ashour (Gaza), Gaza, Palestine]

«"We have on this land that which makes this life worth living" ― Mahmoud Darwish, Palestinian National Poet.»

Made me giggle but maybe that’s just the

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar.

The 1st orders a beer.

The 2nd orders a half of a beer.

The 3rd orders a quarter of a beer.

The 4th begins to order, but the bartender cuts him off, saying "You guys need to know your limits." He puts 2 beers on the bar.

love that "number theory" and "linear algebra" sound like idiot math for babies

This is what bug haters look like

Talk to the hand - winged