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Is it me or does Jupiter in this also look like calcifer from howls moving castle

MAX AND STEVE SIBLING HCS

Steve gives Max money to go to mall.

Max likes to braid Steve’s hair.

Steve would drive Max places because he doesn’t want her to walk alone.

Max and Steve definitely draw on the sidewalks with chalk together.

Max and Steve will sit on a couch somewhere in the hellfire clubroom to watch Lucas, Mike and Dustin play dnd.

Max and Steve read comics together, Max’s fav is Wonder Woman so Steve likes to read those ones when she’s over. :)

Max basically lives at Steve’s house. theres a lot of space because of how Mrs & Mr Harrington basically abandoned Steve. Its beneficial for both Steve and Max because Max hates her house and Steve hates how quiet it is in his because it makes him feel alone.

Steve likes to bring up certain topics that Max likes because he knows that it makes her happy to talk about the things she’s into.

Max has stolen so much from star-court and when Steve asks where she gets all this stuff without money she tries to change the subject 😭 #kleptomaniacmax

They both have parental issues so they cling onto each other and turn to each other for that familial guidance.

When Max still wasn’t with Eleven, Max would rant to Steve for hours about how Jane was perfect and the little things she notices about El. Steve finds it endearing.

Steve also does the same thing but he talks to Max about Eddie. Steve also sometimes brings Max around to hang out with him and Eddie.

After Max woke up from her coma Steve took out a lot of money to buy Max a wheelchair. Steve also helped Max decorate the wheelchair so that it looked cool.

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more fics about eddie being a huge fucking rockstar writing love songs about a guy he was in love with (**still in love with bc gay people don't know how to move on for some reason) back when he lived in the middle of buttfuck indiana meanwhile Steve is like a teacher or some shit who thinks about eddie longingly all the time like 'man i really missed my chance with him. the one that got away' then the power of fanfiction logic SMACKS them together and makes them kiss. also they're both in their 30's.

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I'm so used to being queerbaited that I have no idea how I'll react if we get a canon gay relationship in stranger things. It might take me a few business days to process that it is in fact real. Then I'll explode.

and if i said max is el’s girlfriend but lucas is max’s boyfriend. and dustin is lucas’ boyfriend. and susie is dustin’s girlfriend. then what.

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robin rambles a lot ofc and nancy tries to kiss her to shut her up sometimes (only sometimes because nancy actually likes hearing robin ramble and trip from one conversation topic to the next), but robin just continues talking in between kisses and nancy only sort of hates how incredibly endearing she finds it

liking stranger things is a red flag. its also an orange flag. and a yellow flag. and a green flag. and a blue flag. and a purple flag. liking stranger things is gay. YOU are GAY.